What classic sketches did Teacher Zhao Lirong sing?

"Taking flowers as media", Ruan Ma reported the name of flowers.

Zhao version of lyrics.

My five daughters! In the first month, 14: 56 will celebrate the Spring Festival. (Dialogue) On June 6th, Gu Xiu will meet him and hit six or nine heads in the spring.

Apricot trees bloom in February. Apricots are like beans. Tofu brain cake and two big steamed buns.

Peach blossoms opened in March, and after the Qingming Festival, my son went to the grave to cry uncle.

Pear blossoms in April, but the rain didn't get through, and sorghum didn't get through.

In May, the pomegranate pot was boiled, and there was no way to cook porridge when rice was sprinkled.

In June, the lotus blooms and gives birth to lotus roots. When I go fishing in the lotus root pit, I will touch it.

I just touched wow, I just touched a big loach.