Interesting epigram

1. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

2. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

3. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

He is just a pot of water, pour it into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.

6. How many stops are there from Tieling to America?

7. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

8, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

9. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

10, wake up, it's getting dark.

1 1, chopping wires with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way.

12, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...

13, once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

14, the quieter the tree, the more I love it, and he is not there.

15, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

16, my advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

17, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

18. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

19, work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

20. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...