What are the classic self-deprecations in your major?

My major can't stand facing children every day. Of course, there are some other majors. China University 13 discipline, 92 majors, 506 majors. But many professions and many people have different understandings of them. If you learn computers, you will certainly repair them. If you study civil engineering, you are a bricklayer. When studying logistics, you were a tour guide. I found the following topics today.

Let's take a look at the typical self-mockery in these occupations. Computer: Now we are going to a group of programmers! They are wearing slippers and towels, holding a keyboard in their left hand, a mouse in their right hand and a USB flash drive under their arms. Due to lack of sleep, they looked depressed and shouted weak slogans as they walked past the podium. Greetings from Chairman: Programmers have worked hard!

The programmer answered with a voice: "Hello, world! The first sentence I learned was: Hello, world! My work clothes are plaid shirts, jeans, hiking shoes and shoulder bags. Our slogan is: earn more, spend less, talk less and die early. These slogans sound like they are definitely science and engineering men. A small number of them are straight men.

Psychology: "Classmate, what's your major?" "Psychology" "So high-end! Then you can show us hypnosis! Besides, guess what my second uncle is thinking? " "I ... Don't. Yes Fortune teller! " Civil engineering: Who decides my youth, reinforced concrete. "Who can't move bricks? Still need to learn? "

Environmental engineering: "No, I heard that you majored in environmental engineering in Britain?" Yes, leader. "Well, clean my office." Leadership, please respect this major, environmental engineering ... "What is the value of aromatic components?" Boss, where's the mop that was carefully cleaned? "No matter which major you are, you can't tell pain and fatigue. ~ after all, the road you choose must be finished on your knees. So I think these majors are classic, which is just my personal opinion.