Who knows the crosstalk or sketch of soldiers?

"Wildfire never completely devoured them, and they grew taller again in the spring breeze. Kill Yang Qizhi, with soldiers behind him. Reactionaries, shoot! " "I have a word, the villagers have moved out? They have all moved away, so I am relieved. " "I have a word, food is hidden? Hide? Then I have nothing. " "I have one more thing, please tell my wife, don't wait for me, get married." "I have the last sentence. I think I can save it again. Help! " Come out, I should have saved you!

There are many unforgettable firsts in one's life, the first dream, the first stage, and the first time telling oneself what kind of person to be in the future. The real first dream of a soldier's life is in his youthful and frivolous adolescence. At that time, the soldier had made clear his future life goals and became an excellent crosstalk performer when he grew up.

Soldier: When I was in college, I thought, I must take an examination of a place where I can learn cross talk.

Ma Dong: It didn't turn out.

Private: No.

Ma Dong: That's definitely not.

Private: I checked the professional lists of all universities in China, and there is no Quyi major, let alone cross talk and Quyi.

Ma Dong: So what's your major?

Private: I can only find the one closest to crosstalk. At that time, I felt that the closest thing was "speaking, learning, playing and singing", learning to sing, and my voice was not bad, so I was admitted to the Music Department of Hunan Normal University.

Ma Dong: How is your college life?

Private: College life? That's great. I talked about a lot of ... things, with others.

Xu: I've met many women ... ..

Private: Teacher.

Ma Dong: Do you want to know what the soldiers were like at that time?

Audience: Think about it.

Ma Dong: I have some photos here. Listen, I'll put them here and sit under my ass. Let me pass it on to you.

Private: Let me have a look first. Is this allowed to be published?

Ma Dong: That's allowed. I'm dressed.

Private: He was much more handsome then than he is now. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

Xu Dong: Let's look at this girl. If there is such a boy in your university, what's your impression of him?

Audience: Very handsome.

Ma Dong: Handsome? Is this the impression of your classmates at that time?

Private: No.

Xu: What did they say about you?

Private: They think I'm a forgotten corner person, especially a girl.

Ma Dong: Are you silent?

Soldier: No, I am frivolous.

Ma Dong: There are many college students of soldiers at the scene. Can the soldiers recognize them?

Private: That's my monitor, four-year-old monitor, monitor Yin Jianxin. A very talented person.

Male student: Thank you.

Xu Dong: Monitor Yin, what were the soldiers in your class like at that time?

Private: I'm famous now. When you talk, it's a little ... ..

Male classmate: The soldier said that whoever says he is good today will be invited to dinner in the evening, and we will try our best to say less bad words.

Xu Dong: Which one of you reveals more privacy, I'll treat you to dinner.

Male student: That depends on where the two are chosen. In fact, in the past four years, I have always liked the previous performances. When there is an opportunity, he will always give me advice on what activities to do at the New Year's Eve party or at school. He always performs stand-up comedy, even dances, and even dances very well.

Soldier: Even a good dancer! I am a good dancer.

Male students: even dancing girls, cross-dressing some roles.

Ma Dong: Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, go on, don't be afraid, it's okay.

Female classmate: I have been with soldiers for four years. What is particularly interesting is that we were in the same class at that time. At that time, we were divided into classes according to our grades, and then we were divided into A, B and D, the last class, so we often played jokes on each other at that time. Alas, we are a group of retarded people.

Ma Dong: Are you divided into A, B, C and D grades? Are you two in Class D?

Female classmate: Yes, I was assigned to Class Four.

Private: No, according to our grades when we entered school.

Ma Dong: According to your grades when you entered school, you are also in Class 4.

Soldier: I didn't learn it before I entered school! I don't even know what "audition" means.

Ma Dong: Yes, so you are in Ding Ban.

Female classmate: Ding class is better.

Xu: You two are from Ding Ban, that is, Ding Shang, right?

Female classmate: Yes, it is more top-notch.

Private: The best! I'm telling you, she's the first and I'm the second.

Female classmate: At that time, when we were in class, he often played a little prank. He saw other students singing out of tune, so he made a hard comment below, giving this nickname and that nickname. In short, there are many practical jokes.

Ma Dong: Is that right?

Female classmate: That's it.

Xu Dong: After so many years, looking at the soldiers, it seems that nothing has changed so much.

Female classmate: the change is still not big. Soldiers learn vocal music. I majored in piano. The most dream of students studying vocal music is to run to high C, and then I sometimes accompany him at that time. Then I remember that he was very interesting when he practiced his voice. Oh, how was today? How was my sales promotion today? But I often only get g.

Private: Don't talk nonsense. I have been to B.

Female classmate: It's hard to get up after dropping B, and I often split.

Private: I have been there.

Female classmate: It's hard.

Ma Dong: No way. You are from Ding Ban.

Female classmate: Then I went up. I went to a county to perform once. The soldier's program is stand-up crosstalk, as the host. That performance may not be as good as your response in No.1 Middle School, but what impressed me? It's the audience under the stage. Shh. Why? Maybe the soldier didn't think of wearing a pair of glasses to cover his beautiful eyes. The audience below said, Go down, Mimi, but I think he's fine. He insisted on winning the performance and finally conquered the audience below. It's amazing.

Ma Dong: OK, thanks.

Qi Zhibing crosstalk:

"Please listen to the girl's chorus" Farewell to Comrades "." Get ready, get up, send ... too high. How can you sing so high? I told you not to stand on high. Really, it didn't screw up. It really is. Okay, let's do it again. Let's get down. Get ready, get up, send ... I can't get down. I'm restless. You said I wanted to fly solo, but you still flew solo. You can't even play pentatonic. Such a person, you have six tones, you also play the second artillery, and I also play the second artillery. You are so unfortunate. You owe me five dollars yesterday, and you haven't paid it back yet! I spent five dollars on food, but you just cheated. You are really annoying. You're really depressed. So many people, try again. I get up, I get up, I send ... right? I said it would be better if I sang alone. What's delicious? You can sing with Mao Amin. "Grandma, go to heaven, silent tears, ear a mahjong. Dear Grandma Wang, Ma You, it's really lively tonight. We are short of one. " What's the matter, singing here, my grandmother sat up from the coffin, how did she come back? She sang a song and everyone fell down. She also sang a song? "Actually, I don't want to leave, but I want to stay ..." Go back!