Fortune Telling Collection - Fortune-telling birth date - I am a mouse.

I am a mouse.

I am a mouse with a round head, triangular ears and a long tail. Do you know who I am? Yes, I am a mouse.

Some people say that rats only steal food and hide in dark sewers. No, if you think so, you are all wet. Don't insult the mouse's short and brilliant life!

If I were a mouse, I would trim my hair neatly and shine, bring cloth that people don't use, dip it in cold water and take a cold bath.

If I were a mouse, I wouldn't steal other people's food. I will eat the crumbs left by them, so that people don't have to clean up the crumbs left after eating bread, and I can also fill my stomach.

If I were a mouse, I would find a hidden but clean place to dig a hole. At night, when people sleep, they take a writing brush, dip it in some water and clean the room, making people's rooms clean and shiny. The master will be very happy to see it.

One day, I will move to a family that likes mice very much and bring them joy. When they are unhappy, I will make funny moves. I will suddenly jump on the sofa and put my face close to my master's thigh. When they copy the composition, I will jump on the table and step on some beautiful little plum blossoms on the manuscript.

Maybe one day, I will be invited to make an American film "Little Mouse". I can make a lot of money. I can become famous overnight and get the love of the world.

If I were a mouse, there would be no saying in the world that "when a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts"!

I am a mouse. I am a happy little mouse. One day, I went to explore the forest. I walked and walked when I suddenly saw a hut and a little boy reading a picture book. When eating cookies, I am hungry when I see cookies. I wanted to ask the little boy for a biscuit, so the little boy gave me a biscuit. I remember the milk and biscuits on the earth are delicious! So I asked the little boy for another glass of milk. I think this glass of milk is too high. I asked the little boy for a straw to drink milk.

After drinking, I feel that my hair is too long. I asked the little boy for another pair of scissors, and I cut my hair like a crazy barber. As soon as I saw the mess on the ground, I borrowed some cleaning tools from the little boy. I cleaned the room crazily. It was cleaned up after a while, but I was exhausted.

The little boy made me a small bed. He cleaned the plastic box and made me a small bed. He gave me a pillow and a quilt. But then I saw the little boy's picture book. I asked the little boy to show me the picture book. I think the people in the picture book are very nice. I asked the little boy for a pen and paper to draw. After writing, I asked the little boy for a pen and wrote my name on it. At this time, I was hungry and wanted to eat cookies, but the little boy was so tired that he fell asleep.

I will leave the little boy alone and continue my big adventure.

In fact, this little boy is just like my parents! We are like this demanding little mouse.

I am a mouse. If I were a mouse, then I must change the world!

The earth belongs to all living things above, and every living thing should coexist peacefully without racial discrimination.

In fact, human beings only see our bad side, but we also have a good side!

At least we have maintained the ecological balance of the world. There are many kinds of mice: white mice, black mice and gray mice. Although black mice can spread sporadic plague, white mice and gray mice can't! Moreover, our mouse family has also produced a well-known cute big star-Mickey Mouse!

It should be said that we are a great progress in the development of human science. Because we are more than 90% similar to the human body. Every time, human beings have any new research results, they will always experiment with us. For the experiment, our mouse family sacrificed many members, but we have no regrets!

I know that in order to change people's views on us, we should also conduct self-examination.

I use all my knowledge to educate mice, hoping that they will stop stealing and gnawing wood.

We should rely on our own efforts to support ourselves and try our best to do good deeds.

We help bees carry honey, help birds catch insects and teach chickens to walk. ...

Soon, "Everyone cries when a mouse crosses the street" became an antique vocabulary in the dictionary, and "Everyone praises when a mouse crosses the street" replaced the works of the older generation.

Every living thing contributes to maintaining ecological balance to a greater or lesser extent. Mice are no exception, we will work hard actively, and we hope that human beings can wait patiently for our efforts, and one day, we can live in harmony!

I am a mouse. These days, I have been anxious about how I should die. I felt extremely unwell, but I didn't go to the hospital because a fortune teller told me a few years ago that I would die this year, and there were hundreds of days and nights left.

After careful consideration, I chose the last one to be killed.

Over the years, I have been ashamed of human beings, and moved the food they exchanged for blood and sweat into my black hole gentle town. I'm afraid of light. I dare not walk in the street. Now I finally realize my mistake. Let me apologize to people for my death!

An hour passed and two hours passed, but no one shouted or even looked at me. I walked slowly in the street, waiting for death.

An old woman crossed the street. She walked past me calmly. I quickly grabbed her cuff. Don't you recognize me as a mouse?

What does it matter to me that you are a mouse?

Strange! Strange!

Suddenly, my eyes lit up, yes! Cops have guns, like peanuts, just fly over.

I came in front of a policeman. Comrade police, I am a mouse. Shoot me!

He suddenly stood at attention when the policeman saw me. Hello, director!

I'm not a director, I'm a mouse.

You're the director. Two years ago, you had dinner with Wang Ju.

I walked slowly in the street, looking up at the sky, sighing: Who will kill this mouse who just wants to die?

I am a mouse. I am a little mouse. Sleep during the day and come out to steal something to eat at night. I visited every family here.

Hey, hey, it's night again. Humans must have begun to rest. It's time for me to play the show. I ran into the kitchen. I looked around to see what I could find delicious food, and then I saw some sausages on a table. I was so happy that it seemed delicious. I climbed to the side of things, climbed to the table and began to eat yum yum.

God, I'm surprised. Why are there cats? I didn't see it when I came here the other day. I started running, the cat followed me, and my ham fell off before I could pick it up. Saving my life is very important! Because I panicked and couldn't find the intersection to go out, I kept going around in the kitchen. Unfortunately, mice can't outrun cats. I saw the cat coming at me, and one paw pushed me to the ground. I struggled to get rid of its claws, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get rid of it. I just heard the cat say, "The first time my master took me home, I caught a mouse. It seems that it is time to make great contributions. " Ha ha ha ha ..... "Just listen to the cat's voice just fell and my eyes were black. ...

I opened my eyes and found myself lying in bed. It turned out that I had a dream that I was a mouse.

I am a mouse. I live in a wealthy family. I also have a brother who is brave and strong and takes care of me in every possible way. And our parents died because they went out to find food and ate rat poison by mistake.

This morning, I crept away from home and went to see the outside world alone. Walking for a long time, panting and sweating, I want to find a place to have a rest and drink some water. Might as well come early. There is a water tower by the roadside. That "water tower" has a round plastic bottle more than ten centimeters high, which contains yellow things.

I couldn't wait to unscrew the lid of the "water tower" and taste the contents. It's sour, sweet and delicious, so I'll take it back for my brother to taste. I put the lid on my back. On the way, I had a stomachache. I screamed in pain: "It really hurts!" I rolled on the ground, scared and desperate, thinking: this can't be rat poison!

Suddenly, my brother came and saw me like this. He said with tears in his eyes, "What's the matter with you?"

Holding my stomach, I said tongue-tied, "Brother ... I ... drank this bottle of water ... my stomach hurts."

My brother ran to the "water tower", looked at it carefully and said, "Brother, this is an expired orange. Why do you drink everything? "

My brother took me home and took good care of me.

"Meow meow ..." I don't know when, the host family actually raised a cat. The cat in white has bright eyes. My brother is out looking for food. The cat smelled it and found it. My brother had to hide in the hole. The cat stayed at the mouth of the cave, and I muttered, "Damn cat, I'm starving."

In desperation, my brother and I started digging holes and left here.

I am a mouse. I read Smith's book.

One day, I was walking on a forest path. Suddenly, I met a big fox. It says, "Come to my house to play!" " "As soon as I heard it, I knew there was nothing good. My hair stood on end and I was shaking all over. Unconsciously, I had a brainwave and said, "I have an appointment with Groover Luo. I have no time! " "Who is Groover? "The fox asked with a grain of salt." He has Huang Chengcheng's eyes, ivory horns on his head and a black tongue. "Hearing this, the fox ran away.

I walked on, humming a ditty: "I'm really lucky. It's great to cheat the fox after reading the book. "

Walking, I met an owl again. The owl said majestically, "Hey, little brother, come to my house for dinner!" " "After that, I was so nervous that I couldn't wait to dig a tunnel. I'm depressed. Suddenly, a current lit up my light bulb. " Owl, I have an appointment with Groover Lowe. I'll go to your house later! ""Who is Groover Lowe? " The owl asked, "him! He has purple barbs, sharp claws and very sharp teeth. " Hearing this, the owl ran away quickly.

When I saw this scene, I smiled, but before long, an animal with Huang Chengcheng's eyes and barbed back appeared in front of me. It was exactly as I described it. "Groover Luo" I shouted, "Don't be afraid, I won't eat you!" ""really? " "Really, I want to be friends with you!" "That's great! Can you help me? " "Of course. "

Since then, I have lived a happy life.

I am a mouse. I am a toy Mickey mouse. I have a lovely master. Her name is Qi Ting. She loves me very much. As soon as she saw me, all her troubles were forgotten. Because the little master is a mouse, he often hugs me and says to others, "This is my image spokesperson. Don't bully him. " Always look at me with a smile after eating. I'm a little embarrassed. Although I am embarrassed, other dolls are jealous of me.

But this is only a temporary benefit.

Every time the young master falls asleep, he always kicks me hard or throws me, always face down. Well, now I'm falling apart. Young master not only turned me into a "nose in the sky", but also made me covered in dust and stained my "new clothes". Alas, I am so pitiful!

Of course, it's worse than that.

Every night when I sleep, my young master always blows the electric fan, putting me in front every time. The electric fan looks at me and can't help sighing. I was blown to ice. "Ow", look, I have a cold. Alas.

Another time, the young master tried to clean me up. But she didn't wash me seriously, but played while washing, making me wet all over, so the young master hung me up to dry. The clip caught my ear. It hurts!

Once, I heard my master whisper in my ear, "I will take good care of you, I will."

I am a mouse. Hello, everyone. I am a little gray mouse, a little gray mouse that people hate. Humans call us the four pests, cockroaches, mosquitoes and flies. There is an old saying that "everyone cries when crossing the street", but we steal vegetables to make a living. People not only hit us with sticks, but also harm us with rat poison, rat stickers and other things, but it is not so easy to destroy us. I am a postdoctoral fellow in the Department of Wisdom, Oxford University, Rat Country. You have all seen Tom and Jerry, haven't you? Jerry the mouse in it is my teacher. He wants to destroy us. Let's wait until the end of the year.

There used to be too many mice and too much noise. Now we have equipped each mouse with a multifunctional watch, which can communicate, detect and identify the direction, making our mouse even more powerful.

In the past, our mouse stole food as soon as it went out, and was killed as soon as it went out. Through the wisdom of Jerry and Kling, I co-wrote a book, "36 plans for mice to steal food", which has just been published and sold out. The first plan is called distraction. Before the action, let a robot rat go out to attract people to chase, and then the big army will start to act. A few mice stood guard and some mice stole food. There are also some mice carrying grain. When the food is stolen, press the remote control again and the robot mouse will come back. This move is still quite useful. Try it if you don't believe me.

There is another way to fish, which is to tie a mouse to a rope, and the other mice pull it, and then pull it up after stealing food, so that it goes unnoticed, isn't it great? hahaha ......

Although we mice have so many good methods, human beings are constantly inventing new weapons to deal with us. Oh, dear! People are attacking me with rockets again, so I have to go home and study weapons first, alas … alas!

I am a mouse 10. I am a clever mouse, but people don't think so. They tried their best to destroy me. In order to express their dislike for me, they specially made up a two-part allegorical saying that everyone shouted when a mouse crossed the street.

However, that was all in the past, and now I am treated differently. Not only do I dare to walk in the street aboveboard, but I can also enjoy the delicious food provided by people (the food in the trash can) and eat it to my heart's content.

Today, I swaggered to the vegetable market. I was shocked when I first went in. I met my sworn enemy snake. Fortunately, I was locked in an iron cage. I walked up to him, made a face and thought, I think you eat me or I eat you. People will turn you into a delicacy on the table. Maybe, I can sneak up and have a taste. I passed him casually, and the snake's eyes kept staring at me and struggled in the cage until I was weak.

I passed by a cornfield at night and saw that the corn was growing well, so I wanted to go up and have a bite to relieve my hunger. Just when I was having a good time, bang, the gun went off, which scared me to hide at once. An owl fell in a pool of blood at the muzzle of smoke. It turned out that he wanted to catch me, but he died under the hunter's gun. I wiped a cold sweat and was glad that I was missing another adversary!

Because of the existence of human beings, our natural enemies have been greatly reduced, and it seems that life will be better in the future!

I am a mouse 1 1. I am a thief who loves to steal. I am Nightcrawler who only walks at night. I am an animal that screams when people see me. Yes, this is me, a little mouse who likes to steal things.

I'm going out to steal something to eat today. I crept out of the hole and sneaked into this family's kitchen, only to see a lot of food on the stove: chicken, fish, duck ... it made my mouth water. I touched my stomach, and my stomach kept barking, as if to say, "Why didn't Master give me dinner?" If you don't give me food, I'll just starve it to death! "

I decided to steal something to eat. I quickly climbed up the stove. Looking at those delicious foods, I couldn't help saying, "Ah! Food, I am coming. " I rushed forward. Suddenly, a cat appeared before my eyes. It opened its mouth like a big cave and stayed there quietly, motionless. Fortunately, my brain is fast, otherwise I really became something in its mouth. When the cat saw me in its mouth, it was very angry and came at me with its big paws. "You can't hide." I muttered in my mouth. I rolled forward without thinking, but I didn't expect to be lucky-I dodged.

Thirty-six plans, walking is the best policy. I used my "Scud" to take the cat around the house for more than a dozen laps. Finally, I managed to escape, but the cat was panting with fatigue. As soon as I saw that the cat could not run, I went to the kitchen and stole a lot of food.

When I got home, I lay in a comfortable little bed and thought, today is really too dangerous. I almost became a cat's mouth. Next time you steal, find a cat before you go.

I am a mouse 12. After a beauty sleep, I stretched and got up. I struggled to lift the quilt and climbed out with all my strength. Then, I screamed loudly: "Why are the quilts and pillows so big, even my favorite TV set is so big?" Have I come to the land of giants? "

I slid down from the high bed and set out for the big mirror beside the bed. Look carefully, I turned out to be a little mouse! Now, I am very happy in my heart, because I don't have to go to school anymore, and I don't have to see my annoying deskmate. Well done!

Then, I climbed out of the door, ran to the living room, got into the snack bag and began to eat. After a hearty meal, I lightly jumped on the TV, pressed the button of the TV switch with my hand, and the TV began to play. I jumped on the soft sofa again and used the remote control as a cushion. I jumped on the remote control until I jumped out of my favorite program.

Suddenly, a hungry wild cat broke in. I ate the potato chips in my hand and said calmly, "I can kill dragons ... no, I can kill cats!" " The wild cat touched his beard and said, "I don't care what you have." I just want to eat you now! ""I begged for mercy, "Master Cat, please leave me alone. I have parents in the world, I am still young, I don't want to die, whoops … "The wild cat said fiercely," I won't talk nonsense with you. " Say that finish, just came at me. I was so scared that I hid in that smelly mouse hole.

I hid for a long time, and the wild cat had to jump out of the window because it couldn't catch me. I climbed out of the mouse hole.

It's fun to be a mouse!

I am a mouse 13. I am a little mouse. A lovely mouse, I have a pair of small round ears and a sharp mouth.

I call myself a lucky mouse, because I am always lucky enough to avoid something that can kill me. I admit, our mouse family really has a bad reputation, and there are a large number of bad mice. I agree to let humans kill some bad mice. But hateful humans can ignore these. When they see a mouse, whether it is a good mouse or a bad mouse, they often kill the good mouse, but let the bad mouse live. Take my two neighbors for example! One is my old neighbor: Ashan, Ashan is a good mouse; He never steals food, but eats food that human beings have dropped on the ground. If a mouse doesn't find anything to eat, it will be given to him, but this kind mouse died under the broom last week. The other is Ah Hei, whose behavior is just the opposite of Ah Shan's. Sometimes he even steals the same kind of food to bully the small, which is one of the six evils of our rat country! It is a miracle that he is still alive today.

Man is really a strange creature in our eyes. Because I found a miracle: the owner of the house where I live got a squirrel from nowhere, locked it in a cage and fed it delicious food every day! I've seen squirrels in the wild before. Those guys steal food as well as bad mice. Why do people adopt them? Later, I finally realized that people must be kind to squirrels because they are locked in cages and can't steal food anymore. There is also a cage in this room. In order to make my life better, I decided to put myself in it. But things are not as good as I thought. The next morning, the owner of the house would hug the cat next door as soon as he saw me, scaring me to run away. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. Why can his squirrel enjoy such treatment, but my lucky mouse can't? I decided to ask the squirrel. Hee hee, were you afraid that day? Before I could speak, the squirrel spoke first. It laughed at my lucky mouse. Don't be proud! I'll tell you later, master! In fact, you also steal to eat! I was outraged. You go! Master already knows. Look at that big green book. It's thick enough to crush you to death. Squirrels don't care. Then why did they keep you? Are they crazy? Because I'm beautiful. No sooner had he finished than he deliberately shook his big tail in front of me. I finally understand that as long as I am beautiful, it doesn't matter how much food I steal; It turns out that people hate mice not because we steal food, but because we are ugly.

I am discouraged, my appearance can't be changed, but that's how humans kill mice. Nothing is more sad than knowing in advance that your life will never have a bright future. I am desperate.

I am a mouse 14 In the early morning, the soft sunshine entered the cave. I opened my hazy eyes and stretched myself. Another beautiful day. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. Do you know who I am? I am the mouse that everyone longs for. My life now is a paradise on earth. Drag a fat body out of the cave. There was a smell in the distance, and intuitively, I knew there was something delicious in the garbage. I immediately ran to the dump. Ah, so full. Since humans like to keep pets, those hateful cats have changed careers. I decided to go to the supermarket to play. Hey, I saw the natural enemy-snake. Now, I don't have to hide. He has been locked in a big cage. They looked at me in the cage, only angry and helpless. They ate our house at first, and now their karma is coming. haha ...

The day passed quickly and I walked back. When I passed the cornfield, unexpectedly, I heard a gunshot and scared me into a cold sweat. Stick out your head, a pool of blood, and look, a hunter is smiling and carrying a panting owl. He has seen me, hee hee. Do you still want to catch me with sharp claws? But you can't fly now. The hunter left with the owl and probably went to change money again.

After a hard day's work, I soon fell asleep and became the master of the world. It's not my fault. Only humans are stupid. Ha ha laugh ...

I am a mouse 15. I was born in a dark and humid mouse hole. Dad went out looking for food and was eaten by a cat on his way home. So, I have been living alone with my mother.

"Mom, I beg you, let me out!" I opened my eager eyes.

"No," mom shook her head again and again. "You are too young to go out."

I repeatedly asked: "I am not a child anymore. You see, I am almost as tall as you. "

Mother thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I haven't left home at my age. I'll take you out once! "

At night, I followed my mother and looked around. Suddenly, I smelled a fragrance. I ran along the smell and saw a small white plate. My mother told me it was peanuts. It was delicious.

I wolfed down my food and accidentally saw a figure coming slowly in the distance. Unexpectedly, it was a cat. It ran quickly to my mother and me. Mother realized that something was wrong and immediately pulled me to run. Seeing that the big guy is about to catch up, I feel tight and run faster, just like adding a turbocharger to my leg.

Mom may know that we are doomed. She told me to run under the sofa and hide. She used her own tricks to distract the cat. I hid on the sofa and watched them chase, but my mother was exhausted and was caught and eaten by the cat.

I am sad and angry, and my tears can't stop flowing. Hide under the sofa and don't know what to do next!