Humor story 50 words

1. I went to a friend's house for dinner alone, and I was half drunk and blushed. When waiting for the Jewish family dinner, I only felt that the wine was very weak, and the more I drank it, the less it tasted. Even the wine I drank woke up and my face changed. After the banquet, he said to his host, "Your wine is very good, please give me a red face!" " "

2. An old man is haggard and weak, but whenever he says he is old, he gets bored. If he praises his youth, he likes it endlessly. After someone knew it, he deliberately took advantage of him and said, "Although your beard and hair are white, your face is very delicate, not only comparable to that of a child, but also as fresh and tender as the skin of my newborn child."

The old man was overjoyed and said, "If the face can be so fresh and tender, I would like to be your son."

3. Two cows are grazing together.

The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? "

The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!"

The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " "

The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless."

4. Several people drink and write poems, and each person should use a poem to tell a person like a robber. One said, "the first time I opened the skylight to collect money." . One person said, "Deception will harm others and make a bad scholar." Another man said, "Four sedan chairs shout." Everyone shouted: "This is the official of the yamen, how can he be like a robber?"

The man replied, "Look, nine of the 10 people sitting in a big sedan chair carried by four people are worse than robbers!" " "

A fool said, "I wish I had 100 mu of land." The neighbor said, "If you have 100 mu of land, I will raise 1000 ducks and eat up the rice in your land." The two quarreled and went to the government to reason together. When I passed Gong Xue, I saw the red high wall and the gate tower. I thought it was the government, so I got involved.

A scholar greeted him. Thinking they were officials, they scrambled to give their reasons. The scholar said with a smile, "One of you will buy a field first, and the other will raise ducks first. I will try this case when I become an official!"