Come to a joke for five thousand years! Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! ! ! ! ! !

* * * The worker said: I played;

Shennong said: I taste it;

Jingwei said: I fill in;

Kuafu said: I chase;

Hou Yi said: I shoot;

Chang 'e said: I didn't shoot!

The yellow emperor said: what do we do;

Yao said: I let;

Shun said: I also let;

Yu said: What should we do?

Kay said, let them roll the ball!

Jie said: fun;

Tang said: rebellion is justified;

Xiawu ...

Weeks happily say:

King Wu said: I also turned my face;

Still dead ...

Wang You said: ignite;

Praise: stimulation;

Zhou is dead, too ...

The lieutenant said: I vote;

Zhuan Xu said: I dance;

Jing Ke said: I stab;

Avoiding Ying Zheng: No stab wounds. ...

The first emperor said: I will fix it;

Jiang Nv said: I cry;

Chen Sheng said: There is one kind;

Xiang Yu said: I will lift it;

Liu bang said: I beheaded;

Qin is dead. ...

Confucius said: I am benevolent;

Mencius said: I am righteous;

Laozi said: I have nothing to do;

Zhuangzi said: I am happy;

Han Feizi said: The gang was caught.

Sean said: I give advice;

Han Xin said: I am the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces;

Xiao He said: There is no strategy;

Gaozu said: Wife, what should I do?

Lv Hou said: It's all cracked.

Wen Jing said: I rule;

Emperor Wu said: I am happy;

Guangwu said: I am ZTE;

Xian Di said: This is not my phone.

Zhang Qian said: I have;

Ban Chao said: I also know;

Su Wu said, what a fart!

Wei Qing said: I will fight;

Huo Qubing said: I also play;

Li Guang said: I still play;

Zhao Jun a captivating smile, all is well.

Dong Zhuo said: I am awesome;

Lu Bu said: I am handsome;

The Story Of Diu Sim said, which one of you is better?

Dong Zhuo is finished.

Cao Cao said: Help me take off my shoes and welcome Lao Xu;

Liu Bei said: Give me a donkey to see Zhuge quickly;

Sun Quan said: Zhou Lang has its own clever plan to protect the world;

Zhou Yu said: Come on, burn Lao Cao;

Zhuge said: there are three points in the world, and everyone has a share;

Si Mazhao said: Learn from Comrade Liu Bei;

Kim, here we go.

Sima Qian said: if you want to succeed, you are not afraid of being palace;

Ban Gu said: I want to publish a book;

Sima Xiangru said: The contribution fee for a song is1000;

Cao Cao said: I want to write poems by copying guys;

Cao Zhi said: Why is the proposition difficult to write?

Kong Ming said: I want to write a mobilization order;

Tao Qian said you were tired.

So I packed my bags and went home.

Zhu Wen said: I am a straight flush;

Xiao Daocheng said: I am a smooth person;

Chen Baxian said: reshuffle. ...

Yang guang said: go to Yangzhou to enjoy flowers;

Li Yuan said: put an end to public travel;

Li Shimin said: Wei Zhi, what do you mean;

Li Zhi said: Wife, what do you mean?

Wu Zetian said: that is not as good as my decision;

Xue Gang said: This is for you!

Luo said: goose fat;

Wang Bo said: affectionate;

Li Bai said: wine is beautiful;

Wang Wei said: Jing You;

Meng Haoran said: Romantic;

Du fu said: the house leaks and it rains all night;

Bai Juyi said: Think of pipa and sing OK;

Li Shangyin: I have nothing to say.

Chai Rong said: I have a share in the abolition of the three armed forces;

Zhao Kuangyin said: Yellow robes are popular this year.

Kou Zhun said: Bring a bottle of vinegar to negotiate;

Li gang said: protect the country and defend the country;

Hui Zong said: No guarantee;

Qin zong said: I want to go home;

Jin Wuzhu said: No way. ...

Said: arrest the surname Yue;

Yue Fei said: What's my crime?

Qin Gui said: Maybe. ...

Lu you said: I am going to die;

Wen Tianxiang said: Good dead, I applaud you!

Wan Yan said: Jin Da;

Lu Ye said: Liaoda;

Genghis Khan said: big ball!

Kublai Khan said: Eurasia is my calling. ...

Zhu Yuanzhang said: build a high wall;

Emperor: Sun Ye;

Judy said: I'm looking for my father;

Yan Song said: Leave a message in Qing history;

Chongzhen said: Yuan Chonghuan, your conscience is greatly broken. ...

Li Zicheng said: Take a break and find a young lady;

Wu Sangui said: Dare to soak my wife;

Huang taiji said: Sangui is a good comrade.

Shunzhi said: bold and beautiful;

Kangxi said: Jiangshan is easy to manage but difficult to teach;

Yongzheng said: Call me malicious, and I will show you malicious;

Gan Long said: Who is my father?

Jiaqing said: He Kun is my father's legacy. ...

Shi Naian said: the sky is high and the ground is covered;

Luo Guanzhong said: Caoliu Town River waist;

Wu Cheng'en said: total westernization;

Cao Xueqin said; Can the affairs of literati be considered lewd?

Pu Songling said: I am different. Who am I afraid of?

Lin Zexu said: I sell;

Hong Xiuquan said: I object;

Kang Youwei said: I change;

Sun Yat-sen said: Look at me.

Cixi said: you should be a good puppet show;

Li said: there are slaves to serve;

Li Hongzhang said: 900 million silver is a piece of cake;

Yuan Shikai said, "What are you waiting for?" ?

Chiang Kai-shek said: * * Why is the Party still alive?

Mao Zedong said that People's Republic of China (PRC) and the Central People's Government have been established.