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That's the 52nd time ~ What exactly do you want to ask?

Scholar: According to my years of life experience and my years of reading experience, I think this is a ... dog.

Wu Shuang: Hey, the dog bar is a thing.

Scholar: It's a dog, Zi Zeng said. ...

Everyone: Let's go ~

Guo: Not a dog. Whose dog is so big?

Laobai: Yes, I don't have ears yet. I look like a bear.

Mouth: No, I saw bear's paw when I was in the Yellow Crane Tower. It's much bigger than its claws.

Laobai: So you don't want people to bind their feet?

Scholar: Huh?

Laobai: But whether it's a dog or a bear, this person (hugging the shopkeeper) is not a vegetarian anyway.

Mouth: We are not vegetarians either, are we? (walks to the door) Hey, the one at the door, listen, see if there is this, ah, black iron, which is the only one in the world. I tell you, if you come with me again, I'll chop off your paws as a tickle. Do you believe it or not, ah ~

Shopkeeper: Big mouth, big mouth, then you go. There will be a bonus if you bite. If you bite to death, it is a public injury. I'll cover the funeral. Go ahead, go ahead.

Laobai: Then go, the shopkeeper has let you go (everyone is booing).

Mouth: If you are asleep ... just go. Who's afraid of who? Why (open the door and let Xiao Liu in)

Mouth: I think if you want to deal with a person.

Everyone: huh?

Mouth: or a dog, you have to find out what it wants first. What does it want? Why don't we just give it?

Shopkeeper: A dog. What does it want?

Mouth: bones, aren't they? The dog knows who is near it if we want to.

Shopkeeper: That's right. Take it to the kitchen when it's done.

Everyone: the kitchen?

Shopkeeper: Let it have a look.

Everyone: Oh ~

Shopkeeper: Then take it to the backyard.

Everyone: backyard?

Shopkeeper: Help us look after a home and a hospital. Very beautiful.

Mouth: OK, manned, I'm going to prepare the bones.

Shopkeeper: Count as many as you have, and let it go home corrupt at one time.

Mouth: Just look, hey. Boss, do you think this bone is pickled in sauce and fried? (Everyone stares at the big mouth) All right, I'll do it myself (as soon as the camera turns to the big mouth, I throw the bone at 123). This is not eating. I swallowed it all. Hehe ~( 123 drooling) is gone, really gone.

Laobai: Haven't you given enough?

Mouth: Why didn't I give enough? This pot is all finished, and you are not afraid to hold on. This is also true.

Shopkeeper: No, I think it's a strong drink.

Laobai: Tigers don't bravado. Do you think I'm Hello Kitty? (Manned as a lovely tiger)

Shopkeeper: Tiger? Exhibition Hall ~ (Tiger Fighting)

Laobai: Why don't you come over? I bit you.

Shopkeeper: (Beat the tiger) Bite me, as long as you are willing to eat me alive (Beat the tiger) Hehe ~ I see.

(turning the lens)

Bai Tong: (barking like a tiger, Lao Bai holding a tiger hood) Ow ~ ~ Ow ~ ~ Ow ~ ~ (open the door)

Shopkeeper: Not big, not daring. We are the king of tigers, the king of beasts ~ Ow ~ ~ Don't talk about you, even your master dares to bite, Ow ~ ~ (Lao Baiye ...)

Shopkeeper: Why did you stop?

Laobai: I can't stand my voice. Have some tea, and then I will cry.

Shopkeeper: Wait, we keep calling it that, but it has nowhere to run even if it is afraid.

Laobai: Then what do you mean?

Shopkeeper: Untie it, and we'll scare it away.

Laobai: Good idea, you untie it, go ~

Shopkeeper: I am a woman. I can't lift my shoulders or pick my hands. I don't know martial arts (pushing old white) (singing). I'm not Huang Rong. I don't know martial arts. I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love.

Laobai: (Helpless) I'll go, but I'm your jing elder brother. If anything happens to me, remember to get married early and have children early. Ah, the first baby must take my name, and it won't waste our love. Yu Xiang, I went to Yu Xiang (the shopkeeper was indifferent), and I really went to Yu Xiang, Yuya ~ ~ (.

Shopkeeper: Don't you know how to get lightness skill? You have to rush to your room.

Laobai: Oh, lightness skill usually works. I'm afraid my leg is weak. If it shines on my leg, it will bite me. If it shines in front of me when I turn around, it will bite me. As soon as I turned around, it bit me on my ass. I am turning around. ...

Shopkeeper: Oh, stop turning. You should be a roast suckling pig.

Scholar: That's enough, you useless thing. Ah, where have you practiced martial arts for so many years?

Shopkeeper: (rushing forward to embrace the scholar) Good scholar, you are the most courageous in our shop.

Laobai: Needless to say, Ji Wuming doesn't care, let alone 123.

Shopkeeper: Isn't it just a dog? Can it be worse than Guo?

Scholar: Huh?

Shopkeeper: praise you.

Laobai: Praise you.

Scholar once said

Tongbai: Go!

Scholar: Then I'll change it. It's raining, so it's easy to catch a cold. When a strong man leaves ... is it a public injury not to come back this time?

Shopkeeper: (Take the bowl) Calculate, the medical expenses are fully reported, and the monthly expenses are doubled.

Scholar: Please pay attention to whether my eyes (looking at the camera) are murderous (the shopkeeper looks forward) blocking the camera.

Laobai: I didn't see the murderous look. It looks a little trachoma.

Scholar: What are you talking about? Just don't be murderous. The eyes are the windows to the soul. When I go out in the future, I will look at it silently, gently and quietly with these eyes, and let it know that I am not hostile. After watching it for a while, it can even sprinkle a little charm on me (slowly walk to the door). I'll take it off when it's not ready (at 123).

Shopkeeper: Listen, how well you speak (Old White gives a thumbs up).

Scholar: So, I'm not hostile (123 yelling at scholar). Don't mess around, don't mess around, good dog, sit down, sit down. ...

Shopkeeper: Still a scholar.

Laobai: That's right. If you like, you can make Xiao Guo completely obedient.

Scholar: Zi once said (123 yelled at the scholar and the scholar ran away)

Laobai: You say, you say, people won't let you finish, let alone a dog. Say, why don't you have a long memory?

(When the camera turns, the shopkeeper sews the scholar's trouser legs. )

Guo: In that case, don't blame me for being cruel.

Shopkeeper: Xiao Guo, don't mess around. Xiao Liu told me before he left. 123 If you have anything, treat us as a problem.

Guo: If we kill it, he can blame us. What if we don't do it? Who will he ask?

Laobai: What do you mean?

Guo: I mean to fight violence with violence, and answer blows with blows.

Shopkeeper: Just your row of small teeth.

Guo: Go, I didn't say it was my tooth. Didn't shopkeeper Hao keep a lot of dogs?

Laobai: Hey ~ By the way, shopkeeper Hao still keeps Tibetan mastiffs.

Guo: I'll borrow one now, and then sneak up from behind and bite Wang ~ Wang ~ Wang.

Laobai: Go find Wang over there. I'm afraid he won't borrow it

Shopkeeper; Don't worry, I have nothing to do with Lao Hao. Guo, you can go to the valley and tell the shopkeeper that it's best to bring seven or eight dogs, but one is fine, and I'm not afraid of one-on-one.

K: No problem. Please go ahead.

Shopkeeper: Hey, hey, where are you going?

Guo: Borrow the dog.

Store: 123 at the door. Go that way. Remember, it must be the most vicious, cruel and inhuman dog.

(The camera turns to the dog ..)

Scholar: Oh, my God, this dog.

Laobai: Guo Furong is ok.

Shopkeeper: This is the dog you borrowed.

Guo: Yes, this is the most vicious, evil and inhuman in the legend. ...

Shop owner: bah ~

Guo: Boss Hao said that the whole valley belongs to him. Whoever gets caught will bite, don't believe me.

Laobai: I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.

Guo: Look at this tooth, and this ... tooth. One bite and there's no meat.

Owner: Guo Furong.

Guo: Can you hear me out? Take us for example. If we grow up, will our martial arts be high?

Mouth: That's not good (Xiao Guo clenches his fist). Of course, there are exceptions.

Guo: This dog, in their pet industry, is equal to the unbeaten in the West.

Scholar: Hehe ~ How can you tell?

Guo: If nothing else, just look at this look. Can other local dogs have this murderous look?

Shopkeeper: It seems really fierce.

Laobai: It's quite ferocious.

Guo: Yes ~ Watch what I do. Watch the dog. More than fierce. It's cruel and vicious. Being bitten by it is horrible and inhuman. ...

Laobai: Don't speak vernacular. Is it a mule or a horse? Take it out for a walk.

Guo: Let's go. Let the dog out, there is a barking outside the door. )

Everyone: (gasping) Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world, and there are still others higher than the sky, and they are ~ ~ ha ~ ~ (rushing to the door, everyone can't bear to look at it)

Laobai: Oh, rest in peace, my little warrior.

Mouth: Let's make soup with your bones tonight (Xiao Guo opens his mouth wide). I mean, to commemorate this tragic battle.

Shopkeeper: You will stay in our hearts forever ~

Scholar: It is known that dogs tend to walk in the mountains. This kind of courage to be small and broad is worth learning and re-learning.

Guo: Cut the crap and get the money quickly.

Shopkeeper: What do you do with the money?

Guo: It's not a loss to kill a dog ~

Shopkeeper: I didn't bite him to death (Lao Bai gestured to the shopkeeper). how much is it?

Guo: Erliang (the shopkeeper fainted)

Laobai: A little promising (helping the shopkeeper)

Shopkeeper: I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. If I hadn't, my husband wouldn't have died. If my husband didn't die, how could I end up in such a sad place (camera turns to night)

Scholar: It's been a day, and I haven't made a deal yet, and I've lost two taels of silver. Go on like this, yes, alas ~ ~ ~

Shopkeeper: Don't gloat. The fortune teller told me that I am a chicken and my horoscope is very light. Don't irritate the dog, or it will make my dog restless.

Big mouth: 123 is not necessarily a dog, is it?

Laobai: Say that nonsense. That dog belongs to a cat, not a dog. Eat while eating.

Shopkeeper: I ran away for fear of an accident and was hit by it. Alas, this is life, life.

Laobai: You are wrong. This is not fate. I'm going to find Xiao Liu now. Will this make people stop doing business?

Wu Shuang: Little Liu Ye is in trouble. If he has enough hands, why use a dog?

Laobai: Hey, Wu Shuang, what do you mean?

Wu Shuang: Never mind. Hey, if you hate that dog so much, why not ... # @ # @ #

Laobai: What are you talking about? Speak louder.

Shopkeeper: She said poison.

Laobai: (wobbling) That's the dog of the people's court.

Wu Shuang: I said afraid. You said poison yourself.

Shopkeeper: I said, Mouth, go and get me some big bones.

Mouth: What about big bones? The big bone dog ate it all.

Shopkeeper: Then buy me some chicken feet.

Mouth: Hehe ~ I ate all the chicken feet, hehe ~

Shopkeeper: Then buy me some duck feet.

Mouth: I ate the duck's ass, too.

Shopkeeper: Then get me some meat buns, not to mention eating them all (covering your ears and watching everyone). He didn't say he had eaten them, did he?

Everyone: no ~

Shopkeeper: Then pack some rat poison quickly, or let's go.

Mouth: manned, I'm still hungry, hehe'

Laobai: Big mouth, as long as you offer steamed buns, you can eat the steamer soon. Let's go, everything has the support of the shopkeeper, ah

Shopkeeper: Say what?

Laobai: Of course, I don't want to choose. * * * Failure (camera rotation)

Mouth: Boss, please don't say that I wrapped this steamed stuffed bun.

Shopkeeper: Bring it here. (Handing it to the shopkeeper with big mouth) Open the door for me (Laobai opens the door and the shopkeeper pours out the steamed bread).

Xiao Liu: (outside) 123, 123 What's the matter with you? Where's mine ~