Wechat signature is super embarrassing.

1, whenever I chat with others, I find that. A lot of words were originally only for you.

I am getting more and more bored now. Grounded pregnant women are not as boring as me.

3. If you don't tell jokes, others will laugh because you are a joke.

Before putting on makeup, he said, please forgive me. After putting on makeup, he said, have we seen a beautiful woman?

5. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

6. Don't think that you are a literary youth just because you wear a stupid glasses frame.

7. Love your strengths, know your weaknesses, and be ready to forgive your mistakes. 5 13 142 1。

8. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

9. I want to sleep separately from my head, so I don't have to worry about my stiff neck when I roll.

10, the seven-day National Day holiday is not enough to express my love for my motherland. One month is enough.

1 1. As long as you have classes in your heart, don't skip classes anywhere.

12, no one will appear twice in your life, which will not teach you to cherish.

13, I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

14, look at the face, Mars will rebound when it hits the face.

15, when I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

16. If I can't move one day, please leave me in Guli's cloakroom.

17 In fact, when you hold me in an argument, you will find that I can't live without your strength anymore.

18, using my roommate's mobile phone to search for things, I saw one in the search history-how to rape my roommate? I was scared green!

19, don't say sorry to me if you don't mean it. You are the best apology.

20. I think it is hooliganism for a girl to say that she is cold.

2 1, it seems that there are only two emotions every day, either sleepy or hungry.

22, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

23. I also have a proud heart, but I am willing to put myself very low.

24. You are not a traffic policeman in my head and have no right to interfere in my direction.

25, I can despise you, despise you, look down on you, don't look at you.

26. If you want to walk fast, just go on the road alone; If you want to go far away, I will go with you.

27. Where there is identity, there is identity card.

28. I know you love me when people scold me, my friends stop me and you step on me.

29. All I need for Valentine's Day is a love letter and a confession.

30. Start over? You think this is a game, and you can be resurrected with blood!

3 1, mushrooms are cool, thinking of others, but living for themselves.

32. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

You will never understand how much I have been hurt for you, but you always laugh.

34. I think Superman may be Altman or a buddy, or he may wear the same pants.

35. When men and women flirt, the most striking Chinese character is born: bump.

36, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important, read more, less melodramatic.

37. I'm chasing Cupid's bow and arrow, and you're flying in bulletproof vests!

38. A letter is a letter, and if you don't believe it, you don't believe it, especially WeChat.

39. We normal people are always afraid of you! Seeing you is like watching a mad dog, you know?

40. When summer comes, fat girls are wary of the diet pills of unscrupulous vendors. Although we are fleshy, we still have a decline in IQ.

4 1, I want to be beautiful, thin and not know myself, and then appear in front of him perfectly, so that he regrets not choosing me!

42. I'd rather not humble the love I get.

Don't look at me with that innocent look, I will stare back mercilessly.

44. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

45. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.

46. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

47. I really sympathize with your ancestors. How can you be such a vulgar, dirty and lowly descendant!

48. What used to be a reality is now a memory.

49. Friendship can be further transformed into love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

Thank you for being so inhuman, at least it didn't ruin the rest of my life.

5 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up to do your homework.

52. How many people say what will happen when I get rich? I cried when I touched my pocket.

53. After the evening self-study, I saw the geography teacher holding spicy strips in his hand and asked me and my classmates if they wanted to eat.

54. Lao Tzu's world doesn't allow you to appear. Defend me with your hypocrisy.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

56. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, and without the past, it becomes the threshold.

57. Your shameless appearance bears the charm of my youth.

Although you are wearing perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.

59. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

60, there will always be a person, because of his words, let your mood fall to the bottom; There will always be another person who will try his best to make you happy and forget your troubles.

6 1, people who have lost their fate are not easy to meet even in the same city.

62. The most romantic thing I can think of is taking a slow shit with you.

63. Youth is like playing mahjong. You either shoot or touch yourself.

64. You are the sun that I can't hug. After all, you are so light.

65. I'm not Iron Man. I cry and get hurt.

66. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

67. In fact, sometimes if people don't think so much, they won't have so many sad things and won't make themselves so sad.

68. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

69. Where the law of the jungle prevails, people will not sympathize with the weak.

70. You are so amiable that anyone can kiss you.

7 1, every time I have math class, I just look at the teacher silently. I don't understand anyway. Just be happy.

72. Niu B, who has been dreaming for so many years, has finally been put into practice!

73. The monk turned around and smiled affectionately, and the nun was fascinated.

74. Time may be absurd and irresistible, but at least no one can decide whether to win or lose.

75. I am a strong person, and I never need anyone to worry about my strength.

76. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

77, don't test people, people can't stand the test.

78. Life is like copying, which is repeated every day.

79. No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

80. Good-looking people are cool all year round, but you are only cool in autumn.

8 1, the Taoist heart is as iron as death, so try to make up for it.

82. Psychological research shows that single dog's eyes are all happy dog men and women, and the objects are all happy bachelors.

I promise you not to cry or make trouble, as long as you accompany me to my old age.

84. Why doesn't Superman appear every time I eat bubble gum?

85. I invite you to dinner today! Whoever goes pays!

86. I can see that you are a pure man, but in fact you are just a little milk.

87. Some women are safe to wear dangerous clothes, while others are safe to wear dangerous clothes.

88. A good woman will never ask her man to buy this or that, and a good man will never wait for his woman to ask for it.

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

90. Even if it is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day!

9 1, a man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

92. Come on, girls in summer vacation. I have a crush on you for a long time.

93. Choose your own path and let the future go regardless.

94. Even if your happiness does not belong to me, I still love you.

95. Don't get angry with me. My mother has a caller ID.

96. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. He looks angry and too thin.

97. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill!

98. Trilogy of Destroying Childhood: Sin, Moore Manor, Log Kingdom.

99. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

100, stocks go up and down, but stocks marked with confidence will make you go up forever.

10 1. If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have missed your headache and forgotten your heartache.

102, don't look at me like a lost dog, I'm not down and out yet.

103, speak ill of me, think for yourself.

104, the most poisonous thing is forgetting, and the most terrible thing is that you can't change your habits.

105, you ignore my love, and tomorrow I will make you unattainable.

106, no matter how good the chain is, you can't tie a dog that loves to run.

107, future husband, don't worry, I'm at home, not in the hotel.

108, in the face of cold water poured by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils!

109, although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

1 10, I played plants vs zombies for a year, but I didn't see a zombie named Dalang.

1 1 1. My English is not good, so so-so. I come from China.

1 12, there are many ways to make money, but not you!

1 13. I'll shout when the road is rough, and then I'll leave.