Laugh your belly out. Humorous jokes

Laugh at your stomach. Humorous jokes.

Simply put, a humorous joke is a joke that can make people relax. Many aspects can be extended from this aspect. For example, if you are tired from work, you can have a proper entertainment.

The story ending of a mountain in Gong Yu.

The ending of the story of Yugong Yishan.

Before he died, Gong Yu called his son to the bed and told him: Be sure to remember! Remember ... do your best ... move mountains. ......

Son: Shiny! The sky is full of little stars! Dad, Bobby! You are out of tune.

I wonder if it will be washed away.

Walking in the street this afternoon, a fortune teller called me from the roadside, mysteriously. Say my fate is different! I replied: You can see my life clearly ten meters away from me, even if you are good. Then I retreated ten meters away, and when he squinted at me, the sprinkler gave him a back?

Master, why can't I find a girlfriend?

The young man asked the master, master, why can't I find a girlfriend?

The master pointed to the bucket beside him and said nothing.

The young man suddenly realized: the master said that I should pack a lot of things like a bucket and be a generous person, regardless of my girlfriend?

Master: I told you to give me the bucket. I'm sick of you.

I forgot to tell you, he used to fry fried dough sticks.

Horse face:? Lord Yan, the new boy guarding frying pan hell is a pervert ...?

Rebecca:? Oh?

Horse face:? Every time he pushes someone into the frying pan, he forces them to hug in pairs. ?

Rebecca:? Oh, I forgot to tell you, he used to fry fried dough sticks?

What's strange about a wife being a snake? Not terrible, not terrible.

Xu Xian ran on the road in a panic and said to everyone: Today, I realized that my wife is a snake, which is terrible! ?

Passerby A:? What's strange about a wife being a snake? Not terrible. Not terrible. ?

Xu Xian is very strange: Isn't it terrible?

Passerby A:? My tigress is terrible! ?

Passerby B:? My family has a Hedong lion. ?

I seem to understand something.

? Master, are you angry that people call you a bald donkey?

The master slowly stretched out three fingers.

? Okay？ Not angry?

The master held out two more fingers.

? what's up Is that right?

The master's hand is stretched out again 1.

? Wait? Wait? I seem to understand something. ?

I saw the master's hand changed again. My eyes turned black and I couldn't see anything, but I was confused and heard it. I told you to compare. ?

You are a pineapple.

One day, Lao Wang and his master quarreled. Lao Wang said angrily, you are a mango, yellow outside and yellow inside.

The master looked at Lao Wang and said leisurely, You are a pineapple, yellow outside, yellow inside and green on your head!

I want to see where the fuck you are.

One day, a man went up the mountain to ask the master for advice. Man: Master, all my friends with dark skin laugh at me. Is there any way to make me white?

The host got up, walked into the room, took out his flashlight and took a photo.

The man suddenly realized: Master, do you want me to see the light and ignore other people's gossip?

Host: I want to see where the fuck you are.

You'll die if you don't blow.

One day when I saw the master, I asked him for divination. I have money and a car here. Why do I feel so empty?

Master picked up a lighter and lit my clothes. I soon blew them out. Master, are you saying that money is an external thing?

? I said you'll die if you don't blow. ?

What kind of girl should I look for when I come out to play?

? Master, I didn't come all the way to Wan Li for advice. What kind of girl should I look for when I come out to play?

Master:? According to my experience of more than ten years, what can be released is ugliness, and there is even a saying in Jianghu. Is it delicious to crack jujube with crooked melon? . ?

Me:? Oh! What about that beautiful girl?

I saw the master look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and spit out a cigarette sadly and said, Poor, I have never played. ?

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