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78. Warning: Your mobile phone is about to explode due to overload. After reading this tip, please put it in an empty place immediately. ...

79. Please call 1 10 for free, and you can win a 15-day premium tour, and arrange a shuttle bus. The top ten will be sent to the detention center for a group photo, and 10,000 people will be massaged with their fists.

80. Men's four ideals: if money falls from the sky, all the beautiful men in the world will die. The beauty is out of her mind, crying for me to soak.

8 1. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China with sabre, shotgun and soil cannon at 10 this evening.

82. Men are 20 semi-finished products, 30 finished products, 40 fine products, 50 best products, 60 top products, 70 waste products and 80 souvenirs.

83. A nun went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound, and the careless nurse gave her a pregnant woman's test sheet. After reading it, the nun sighed and said, "These days, even carrots are unreliable."

84. I live like this every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

85. Humorous message on tombstone:

(1) You don't need long sleep when you are alive, but you will sleep after death.

(2) I am dead and have something to burn.

When you read this line clearly, you stepped on me.

Thank you for coming to see me. I will come to see you from time to time.

Please wake me up if possible. ...

(6) I think I can save it again!

(7) I am short of three here, and I am short of you.

(8) I am dead, and you still have to bother me!

I used to be a fat man, and now I am as thin as all the people lying down!

(10) I was reborn in America, and my mobile phone has not been set up yet. Email: * * * @ * * *. com。

(1 1) I have wronged many people in my life, and many people have wronged me. People who are sorry for me can come here to humiliate me, and people who are sorry for me can come here to remember me. If you really miss me, come down and stay with me:)

(12) Be kind when you are a ghost!

(13) It's boring to wake up, sleep, live or die.

(14) Forgive me for not getting up to welcome guests.

(15) Stop staring at my house, you will have one too!

(16) Welcome, please knock!

(17) Don't dig!

(18) If you need anything, please tap the tablet. Please leave a message after the beep!

(19) What are you looking at? Sooner or later, you will be like me!

Ah, I finally know the biggest secret of mankind! Too bad I can't tell you!

(2 1) Hey, the space is so small that it is difficult to turn over!

I live here. Come and talk sometime? I didn't move, don't worry!

(23) It is forbidden to urinate here, otherwise the tools will be confiscated.

(24) One bedroom, seeking sharing, negotiable.

(25) Small things arouse the soul, and big things dig graves.

I think I can save it!

(27) Rental of advertising space

(28) Provide corpse whipping service once 100!

(29) Please wait for 20 years during gene recombination.

(30) One-on-one fight against Hades, seeking a team!

(3 1) Reverend, save my life. Thank you. The coordinates are ××. ××.

When you read this line clearly: friend, you stepped on me.

(33) finally don't be afraid of ghosts!

Give me a smile, or I will give you a smile.

(35) Epitaph of Shennong: Damn it! This grass is poisonous!

(36) Touch the bones to tell fortune

(37) Accompanying chat and providing door-to-door service at night.

Look, you will have this day.

Thank the government for solving the housing problem for me.

(40) Publish illegal information and permanently ban it! byGCD

(4 1) I was buried alive. Throw it!

(42) At the beginning of the essay, he missed for three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made an arrow, and the drums were deafening, one after another; I studied medicine and achieved something. Write a prescription, eat it and die.

(43) The deceased is currently in a relatively stable mood.

86. The child asked, "Mom, why do they call you a bitch?" Mother replied, "that's a compliment to my mother, because she is a lively woman!" " "

87. Komatsu asked Xiaoming, "What will your parents do to you if you fail in the exam?" Xiao Ming said: "below 80 points are women's singles, below 70 points are men's singles, and below 60 points are mixed doubles!" " "

88. If your mobile phone is not waterproof, be careful not to drool on it when reading short messages, it will break down!

89. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money, less close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally, count your money and get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others work overtime for a raise!

90. I wish you: the leader is partial to you, the police let you go, the court is partial to you, the official luck is with you, the wife is with you, eat and drink casually, Xiaomi is with you, and only you win the prize!

9 1. Xiao Bai and Huck

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

(2) Hacker: Hey, I just did a very interesting thing.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Get out!

Xiao Bai: Shall we meet?

Hacker: ... that's not good. Why do you want to see it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker: ... You mean Spider-Man, boss!

(5) Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker:. . . . Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau. It's too narrow for you to squeeze in, haha ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! . . . . . Can you still surf the internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

(6) Xiaobai: Are you curious about me when you enter my computer every day?

Hacker: Not curious, just used to it.

Xiao Bai: Is there anything you are curious about?

Hacker: Yes, I've always wondered when so many viruses on your computer will crash.

(7) Hacker: Here I come again! What are you doing?

Xiao Bai: I'm thinking about one thing.

Hacker: Oh? ! Thinking about what?

Xiao Bai: I wonder if there is any way to keep you away from my computer.

Hacker: Hehe, have you figured it out?

Xiao Bai: I think so!

Hacker:. . . . What is this?

Xiao Bai: I'll go to the telecom and adjust the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, la la la ~ ~ ~

Hacker:. . . . . . .

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to use my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting!

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash.

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker:. . . . #￥%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . But I won't. . . .

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

(10) Hacker: Here I come again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: So you hate me so much. . . . . All right, I won't come in the future. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Hmm. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker:. . . . . . . . . .

(1 1) hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. I will cut off the power.

Hacker: Slow down! Won't you turn off your phone?

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. You can only press the power.

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY _ local _ machine \ software \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ Current Version \ Winlogon, right-click the Winlogon key, select New → String value, enter PowerdownAfterShutdown, and then double-click the edit value as 1 to automatically shut down.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . I'd better press the power.

(12) Xiao Bai calls the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General.

Xiaobai: Brag! If you dare, please turn off the Trojan horse in my machine.

Hacker: How hard is it? We'll see.

Hacker: Haha, done, regret.

Xiao Bai: Hey, thanks ~ ~ ~ I'm playing outside, and I just want you to turn it off for me. . . .

Hacker: dizzy ~ ~ ~