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Who is the most stupid person in the history of China?

The most cowardly person who died in history was Sima Zhuo, the filial emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

This elder brother, like most emperors, indulges in debauchery and drinks with his arms around his concubines all day.

Once I got drunk and quarreled with my favorite concubine Zhang Guiren. Note that it is a quarrel, not that the emperor reprimands the concubine, but that the emperor and the concubine scold each other.

Finally, Sima got angry and threw out an angry word: "I ignore you!" " I have so many concubines, I'll find someone else! "Say that finish, fell asleep.

Zhang Guiren, who was still awake there, began to wonder if this old guy would ignore me. Find someone else, then where can I do it? ! Now that I am so young and beautiful, you ignore me. Will I have a good life when I am old? ! The more I think about it, the more I feel. Finally, Ms. Zhang gritted her teeth and was cruel. She recruited several maids, moved several big quilts, divided by three times five, and strangled Sima, who was still in a deep sleep.

Sima, a poor innocent classmate, spent several lifetimes repairing the life of an emperor for such an angry remark that made the young couple quarrel.

It is said that the strangest death in history was the monarch Ji of Jin State in the Spring and Autumn Period.

This brother is a monarch who really holds the power of life and death. He is old and a little senile.

A fortune teller in the state of Jin may be tired of life. He told the monarch that you are too old to live to eat new wheat this year. Mr. Ji was certainly unhappy when the new wheat came down that year. When the new wheat came down, he invited the fortune teller to say, look, you said I wouldn't live long enough to eat the new wheat, so I'll give it to you! But you have to die for me first. You can't be sure! Have the fortune teller pushed out and cut down.

Old Ji Man picked up his rice bowl and was about to eat when he suddenly felt sick in his stomach. He told the left and right sides no, I had to go to the toilet first, put down the bowl and went out.

The left and right attendants waited left and right, and the meal was cold, but the monarch still didn't come back. What happened? I looked for it privately, but I couldn't find it anywhere in the palace. Finally, I found Teacher Ji in the toilet. He fell into the cesspit and died ... Later, someone praised Mr. Ji as the first emperor to die in the toilet ... Zuo Zhuan, which has always been known for its concise and powerful writing, described the incident in only one sentence: "Eat, get up and go to the toilet."