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Devil Neidan

Author: Too flashy.

1 confessions of a brush

Updated on August 22nd, 2009 at 2 1: 27: 13 words: 1908.

Maybe when you see me with a bucket of paint in my right hand and a paintbrush in my left hand, and everyone is walking in the street in a hurry, you will misunderstand that I am a painter with a gray collar and a salary of 30 to 50 yuan a day. Although I just graduated from high school and can't be a white-collar worker, look at my fragile but smart virtue, like a long-term coolie! Obviously not! I'm an elephant cutting its nose-pretend to be a pig!

Actually, I brush small advertisements! Shh, big brother, don't shout or preach! Don't you know what will happen if I get caught by the city management? Of course, you can tell from your well-dressed eldest brother that you are an elite in society, so you have never seen it!

Ask vendors, farmers who sell baked sweet potatoes and vegetables grown in their own fields, fruit sellers, kebabs, roadside food stalls, pirated CDs, and hemorrhoid treatment.

Ask them, as soon as the chengguan are called, they will tremble immediately. Even the blind fortune teller will take off his sunglasses, look around warily, pack up and get ready to run, and you will know the fighting capacity of the chengguan.

They are not just hooligans in police uniforms. Since learning the skills in the urban management training manual, their combat effectiveness has increased hundreds of times and they have officially entered the ranks of animals.

Give Americans 1000 urban management, and you can assess the civil strife in Baghdad, the capital of Iraq! What suicide bombs, roadside bombs, irreconcilable religious contradictions between Shiites and Sunnis can be settled one by one! Even the outflow of the video of harassment and abuse of prisoners by the US military Xing can be completely eliminated! This is the urban management, invincible urban management!

What? You asked me what was in the small advertisement I brushed. ...

Don't forget to adopt it.