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1. Many times you don't push yourself to 1 and don't even know that you have the ability to screw things up.

2. I heard that eating too much seafood will lead to gout. Later, when I think about it carefully, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!

3. I am a woman, and I came to this world only to survive the one thing in this life: poverty.

It is said that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned when eaten together. I'm a little nervous. Persimmons are all ready, and now I need crabs. If you don't like me, send me a few catties of crabs.

It's no use trying to coax me when I don't want to talk to you. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

6. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

7. I am only twenty years old, and love can be later. But express delivery and take-away are not good at all.

8. It was great in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a god and a demon. In modern times, if you bear too much pressure, you will become a neuropathy!

9. A man can't find a girlfriend, so he can only tell his fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

10. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

1 1. It snowed heavily yesterday. The reporter interviewed on the street: "Aunt, how much do you think it will affect your life?" Aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first thing is that you can see clearly that I am your uncle! "

12. A salesman endlessly introduces all his products to a housewife, and then asks: What do you think you lack? The housewife replied unhappily: lack of money. The salesman took out a business card from his pocket and said, Learn about microfinance. ...

13. at our age, we must wear a helmet when riding an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

14. The two people who trust each other most in the world are high school teachers and junior high school teachers. The junior high school teacher said, "The senior high school teacher will talk about this knowledge point." The high school teacher said, "Your junior high school teacher should have talked about this knowledge point."

15. My five-year-old sister threw up on the sofa and suddenly turned over and fell to the ground! But she was strong and didn't cry. Instead, she climbed up on me and slapped me and said, "What do you think of children!" " "

A dozen. There is a long line in front of the toilet. A gentleman: I can't hold it any longer. Can you let me in first? The person in front clenched his fist and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: damn, you can at least talk!

17. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

18. I crossed the road that day, thinking about things and didn't look at the traffic lights. A car suddenly stopped beside me, and then I heard a cordial greeting: What is Big Brother busy with? Is this going to be reborn?

19. The life of a mobile phone is about three to five years, which is only one twentieth of the life of human beings! Mobile phone is only a part of your life, but you are all of it! Please put down the chores around you and spend more time with your mobile phone!

20. In the class of the head teacher, the deskmate sleeps on the table. The head teacher was furious and winked at me. I understood at once, and then took off my coat and put it on my deskmate. What a considerate class teacher!

2 1. When fate closes a door for you, don't panic, don't be afraid, be patient, etc. , will soon be covered by unlocked phones.