Funny video script for fortune telling

There is a busy intersection. There is a banner: near-re-embodiment Hua Tuo.

A said: Hi, does Auntie tell fortune?

B said: How do beggars talk?

A said: I will stop telling lies! Please forgive me for thinking grandma lied.

B said, I will kick you to death.

A said: Look for yourself, the wrinkles in the corner of your eyes are so deep that who can't recognize them?

B said: That's because you are old, so everyone wants to be older than themselves.

A said: Yes, the girl's evaluation is very accurate. I must envy being so young.

B said: Are you human?

A said, why not? I am human!

B said: The words on your flag seem to be written wrong.

A said: no, there is nothing wrong.

A said: you haven't read a book?

B said: Yes, but I didn't graduate from primary school.

A said: No wonder it's wrong.

B said: What, are you crazy?

A said: Yes, I'm crazy, aren't you?