Talk about the humor of friends circle after 90 s and 00 s, which is super interesting.

1. If money is dirt, then I am dung beetles.

My money is really wet, because I have been crying when I spend it.

I suggest you like me, and I'll call you back.

I advise you to like me early.

I want to live in your heart, but I didn't expect it to be a neighborhood with many neighbors.

6. Don't come to sleep with me. You care when I go to bed.

7. Give you something you should cherish, especially your face.

8. Blame me me for being so handsome and shocking that so many single dog people have been displaced.

9. Everyone is so young, why should I spoil you?

10. You are fat and ugly. We are friends.

1 1. I am dead, and the only thing I can't worry about is my QQ.

12. Even if my love is cheap, I won't give you a discount.

13. Looking for a fortune teller, you and I are destined to be together.

14. Never bow your head, the double chin is too obvious.

15. I hope you will have wine, meat and girls in the future. Girls are ugly.

16. I am very principled. My principle is to follow your mood.

17. I want to see you, so I have to go.

18. We agreed to grow old together, so let's dye the putty.

19. How can bangs grow so fast?

20. Everyone loves life, and flowers are the real happiness.

2 1. What is really terrible is not casting pearls before swine, but a cow casting pearls before swine.

I'm telling you, it's foolish of you to refuse a lovely girl like me.

Remember to burn me a handsome boyfriend if I die.

24. Your object is not me. You might as well be single.

25. I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy.

26. Smart people don't lie. Come and see me when you are free.

27. More beautiful than your girlfriend. I'm sorry about that, too

28. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

29. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally ran into a wall.