Interesting copy of wechat

1. Someone asked me: How can I live alone in this society where things are constantly flowing? I answered 1 word "poor".

The reason why my boyfriend wants to break up with me is that your breasts are too small, and I am afraid of starving my children in the future.

3. Make up your mind to change from tomorrow every night, live a good life and work hard, and turn over in bed at noon the next day: Fuck, another day.

4. Buy a pot helmet and have dinner together. A man comes forward: Boss, two helmets! Good teeth, good appetite, good food ...

I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao.

6. I just hit a fortune teller, because as soon as I sat down in front of his stall, he asked me what you were.

7. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

8. I was bitten by Agkistrodon acutus, but I caught the snake. I let it bite me every four steps. Can I go to the hospital?

9. I have always hated the saying that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. I hate it. Is it so disrespectful to grow up near their nests? The rabbit in the nest is still so beautiful.

10. I went to eat. 10 yuan's fried rice with eggs forgot to bring money. I said next time, but the boss refused anyway. In a rage, I called my brothers and asked for 10 ... and finally got the money for dinner.

1 1. Who says it takes two to make a sound? I'll slap you. Do you think this will work?

12. Just now, on my way back, I met two drunk people. One of them twisted and sang: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky have killed dogs!" " Then another said, "If the road is rough, shout, motherfucker!" " "

13. If we are lucky enough to be together in the future, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.

14. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.

15. Many older elders who have accomplished nothing like to brag in front of young people. We should respect such people. Because not only have we accomplished nothing, but we are also younger generations.

16. unless the man has a good impression on you, it is still charged through barbed wire.

17. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

18. I've known you for so long, and I haven't given you any benefits. Tell you what, leave what you want most in the comments, and then you can save money slowly.