The hilarious classic sunbathing sentence

The hilarious classic sunbathing sentence is as follows:

1, my pig has been slaughtered. If you grow cabbage at home, look after your own cabbage. My little pig is very strong!

2, little sleeping beauty, I didn't wake up when I checked. I hope you will grow up soon and take you out to eat all over the world. If you like this, you should be ... numb!

3, even if this little guy abuses me thousands of times every day, but there is no way, I will not get tired of watching each other day and night!

4, the mother takes care of the baby, which is cute and cute, and the father takes care of the baby. In short, having children is just for fun!

5, chubby little face, half-squinted eyes, sometimes smirking, sometimes sucking your little finger, what is the difference with chubby pigs!

6. I officially joined the night circle for you. It is you who toss my heart, and it is you who sprout my heart. Mom and dad's darling, thank you, baby, because your flowers are blooming and your fruit is fragrant, and the expectations that accompany you are endless!

In the past, a little boy is big and round now. When you grow up, I hope you don't think I'm nagging and trivial. No matter how difficult and tiring the growth process is, you should not let go and shrink back easily.

8. Teletubbies come out to bask in the sun. They can't give you the best things, but they can give you the truest love. You broke my heart, you cut my heart, so I want to tan you into a black iron egg.

9. I think health and happiness are the two most important things in life. I'd like to give mine to you if they can transfer it. Every day, I have committed thousands of crimes and still regard you as my first love.

10, hold your breath, don't cry, don't drop your little pearl. Let's see that the baby's mood today is a parabola with an upward opening!