What are the funny jokes in Sichuan dialect?

Funny Sichuan dialect jokes are as follows;

1, one night in Chengdu, there was an earthquake first, then a strong wind, and then a rainstorm. That's terrible! The streets are full of people in the early morning. A man next to me is calling his friend and saying, "Shit, give me back the whole earthquake bag. It is both an earthquake and a storm! " " ?

2, eat some barbecue first, or you will be buried 100 hours or more. Wow ... eat more, so you can create miracles of life at any time.

A survivor of Wenchuan earthquake was rescued by Russian rescue team. The reporter interviewed him about his feelings. The survivor said, "The earthquake in dog days is so fierce! When I was dug up and saw foreigners, I thought I was shocked abroad.

A man was buried for more than 50 hours and was still awake when he was rescued. When the reporter went to interview, he saw the reporter holding a notebook and forgot to ask the reporter, can your notebook access the Internet? The reporter answered yes, and he said: Then help me see if the market has gone up. "

During the earthquake, four old ladies were playing mahjong in a tall building in Chengdu. One of them said, "Why do I feel the building shaking?" Another old lady got up and looked out of the window: "Nothing, nothing, play cards quickly, the other buildings are shaking."

Sichuan dialect

It is the main Chinese language popular in Sichuan, Chongqing (Bashu area) and adjacent areas of neighboring provinces, including the ancient Shu language in Southwest Mandarin. Sichuan dialect has about1600,000 users, second only to Japanese and more than German.

brief introduction

Today's Sichuan dialect was formed in the great migration movement of "Huguang filling Sichuan" during the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, and it was gradually evolved and merged from Sichuan dialect popular before the Ming Dynasty and immigrant dialects in Huguang, Guangdong and Jiangxi. Chengdu dialect is the standard pronunciation of Sichuan opera and various folk arts. At the same time, due to the high internal interoperability of Sichuan dialect, communication between dialect areas is barrier-free and there is no standard pronunciation.

history

Sichuan dialect originated from ancient non-Chinese languages, including ancient Shu and ancient Cuban. Up to now, the original layer of Sichuan dialect still retains words from ancient Shu and Cuban languages, such as "Ba" (Pingdi), "Sister" (Mother) and "Yang" (You). Since then, Sichuan dialect has been developing and changing with the historical process and the changes of immigrants in Bashu area. First, after the Qin dynasty destroyed Bashu, a unique Bashu dialect belonging to the Chinese family gradually formed in Bashu area.