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1 "eight characters" The so-called eight characters refer to the four groups of numbers recorded by heavenly stems and earthly branches, namely, the year, month, day and hour of birth. For example, a person born on September 1 day 19: 30, 2007 has eight characters: Ding Hai (year), Wu Shen (month), Ding You (day) and Geng Xu (hour). The eight characters have four branches, so they are commonly known as "eight characters".

2 lunar calendar and chronology. The lunar calendar is based on the chronology of dry branches, which means "heavenly stems", that is, the word 10. Refers to the earthly branch, that is, the word 12 is "Zi Chou Mao Yinchen has arrived at noon in Shen You Xu Hai". Through the arrangement and combination of 10 rhizome and 12 Gandhi, 60 different groups of stems and branches can be combined, which becomes the saying "sixty jiazi". Because the chronology of the lunar calendar shows the relationship between the moon, the sun and the earth, a circular three-dimensional space-time coordinate network was formed in the 1960s. So a "eight-character" also marks a time and space point and its position.

3 gossip. Bagua refers to what Zhouyi says: doing, Kun, truth, smoking, reasoning, reading, root and meeting. It can be expressed in the form of eight images, which can represent everything and be used to calculate good or bad luck.

Four elements. The five elements are: gold, water, wood, fire and earth. They are, in turn, such as golden raw water, aquatic wood, wood fire, fire raw soil. Separated by grams, such as Jin Kemu, Muketu, Tuke water, fire and water soil.

Five fortune-telling methods widely circulated in society. In ancient times, there were many fortune-telling methods, such as four leaning methods (that is, reading eight characters), six hexagram methods (that is, shaking copper coins), drawing lots in temples, reading bones, etc., and there were also more complicated calculation methods, such as Wei Zi number, iron plate number, Taoist magic, Taiyi, Liu Ren, and some blind people used a relatively simple calculation method "One Palm Sutra". These forms of fortune-telling methods all have a set of theories and operational methods, but they all have common basic theoretical elements, but their respective emphases are not the same.