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Interesting homophonic stories in ancient times
The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. It turns out that the license plate of this car is 44944 (try it)
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A noble official invited a banquet. The cook was sent to prison by your officials because the cake he fried was raw.
The next day, your official held another banquet. There are two people who want to save the cook. One is pretending to be a fortune teller, and the other is
Pretending to be an old man, please count eight characters and tell fortune at the banquet.
Fortune teller: "When did you respect old Geng Jia?"
The old man deliberately said loudly: "Bing Zi Sheng."
The fortune teller repeatedly shouted, "Not good."
The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked, "It's only been a year, and I don't have time. Why can't you say it well? "
The fortune teller said, "Jiazi was born in prison yesterday, not to mention you were born in Bingzi."
The cake is raw? "
The guests all burst out laughing. Your official understood the meaning and released the chef.
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When I was watching TV at home at night, someone suddenly pressed the intercom, so I went to open the door. ..............
Hey!
Yang naihui .............
Who are you looking for? ...........
Yang naihui .............
Which floor are you looking for?
Fifth Floor
Our surname is X, not Yang. You dialed the wrong number! ! ! !
..................., I'm sorry
As a result, he pressed it again the next day
Yang naihui
Did you press it yesterday? ? Our surname is not Yang, but X.
Yang naihui .........................................
………………………..! ! ! ! * *lll
Then I finally understood! ! ! It turned out that his Mandarin in Taiwan Province was too heavy, and he came to collect the "goat milk fee"
I drove him away the night before. What an honest toll collector.
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