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Good two-part allegorical saying

1, 80-year-old trumpeter? Long life, short breath.

28,000 years old with a beard? Personalize this great idea.

3. Is the square table missing a foot? uneven

4. Eight sparrow sedan chairs? irresponsibility

5. Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August? Blind guidance

6. Dancing at 80? Ancient innocence

7, eight money fortune telling? How can I protect you forever?

8. Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea? each shows his own prowess/skill

9. Are there any mines in the public toilets? Arouse public anger (feces)

10, the rooster wears a hat? Official (crown) plus official (crown)

1 1, sugarcane skin summer sleeping mat? Sweet (secret)

12, looking for guts in the dried fish belly? Rare; Brothers with few livers. Loser (lung)

13, rolling pin rises to the sky? Slander (flying stick)

14, driving ducks uphill? Take care of yourself (giggle-giggle)

15, driving an ox cart to shit? Death (shit)

16, blowing the horn through the door? The name (sound) is outside

17, blow the horn into the door? The name (sound) is outside

18, blow the horn into the door? The name (sound) is outside

19, give the prick a haircut? Problem (shaving)

20. Shave off God's head? The shame of ancestors

2 1, the cock drills the stove? Guan Liao (Guan Liao)

22, the rooster drills the stove? Guan Liao (Guan Liao)

23. Put a plaster on the dog's back? Second, non-stick (sticky); breakdown

24. Does the dog eat mustard (seasoning, spicy)? In a daze; White gaze

25, the dog bites the ass? Affirm (chew)

When the Eight Immortals cross the sea, they can fly in the wind and get wet in the rain.

27. Have you ever been bitten by a mosquito? be eager to do sth

28, a slap in the face ~ in vain

29. Hit yourself in the eye? In fact, it can't cover the sky.

30. Pat bricks? master

3 1, Bala dog squatting on the wall? Pretend to be a tiger

32. Missing teeth and biting lice? Fight to the end. (What a coincidence)

33. Do blind people eat jiaozi? -I know.

34. Fart under the covers? Monopolize sth

35. The mouse fell into the water tank? Fashion (wet wool)

36. nephew plays lanterns as usual (uncle)

37. It is completely unknown that the rolling pin is made into a stove.

Take off your pants and fart-reinvent the wheel

39. Pants are the same door.

40. Eat corn and snore-your mouth is yellow.

4 1, the cat can't get rid of its paws! (I can't get rid of it)

42. There is jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out if you have it.

43. Pockets with wind in mid-air (crazy)! (meaning playing dumb)

44. Don't put the gun on your waist? -Pretend to be a hunter!

45, yellow mud rolling crotch? Not death (shit), but also death (shit)