Fortune Telling Collection - Fortune-telling birth date - Zhou Xiaolin and Hu Xiaolin.

Zhou Xiaolin and Hu Xiaolin.

I first met Zhou Xiaolin at a relative's wedding. I can remember her because she really looks good when she smiles. She really loves to laugh. He looks ordinary and has no bright eyes, but he definitely has white teeth, which makes people feel like spring breeze when they smile. -I like people who love to laugh.

I was thirteen years old. I didn't expect her to be Hu Xiaolin's wife.

Today, almost 30 years have passed. When I see that she is still smiling at Hu Xiaolin, I can't help but whisper, "Shit, what do you like about him!"

Hu Xiaolin is my brother! When I was young, I used the word unlearned to describe him. He was a punk in the 1990s, in other words, love rat today. Although he is my brother, if I find someone, I must have knelt down without even looking at this kind of thing.

When I say this, it's really because this guy has a bad record when he grows up.

When I was three or four years old, I pulled the donkey's tail and my nose was kicked off by the donkey. In the early 1970s, before there was a bicycle, my mother had to carry him seven or eight miles to the town health center to sew stitches, so he had a nickname of opening his nose! When I was six or seven years old, I caught a fox playing in my hand. When I was a teenager, I was often punished by my father in public. I found a town middle school through my relationship. Today, I heard that the girl's braid in the front row was cut with a knife, and tomorrow I heard that there was a fight. The new teacher who taught him said,' With me and without him, with him and without me'. The rhythm of puppy love was ordered to drop out of school and transfer. This guy turned junior high school into a' secondary school to junior college' and studied for five years!

I finally graduated from junior high school. It's time to stop. I couldn't keep him idle, so my father decided to let him join the army. As a result, he didn't know which one was unqualified, so he bent the ceiling fan and ran back! Even if there are countless mistakes, the key is that love has been brought into the detention center! So I often see this guy pushed off the bench by his old father or hear him being beaten by a belt in the middle of the night. Such an unbearable character, marrying his good girl ...

Zhou Xiaolin is definitely one of the possessed people in this world! Just when my eldest brother felt that his resume was disgraceful and worried about his future marriage, my distant grandfather proposed to get married, and my sister-in-law agreed willingly. -Later, I often laughed and mentioned that my eldest brother was lovelorn and cried to find my mother to get the key. -Isn't this the super fan of today's anthomaniac? -This guy is short-tempered and careless except that he looks a little more western than the average person. If the eldest brother is kicked in the nose by the donkey, then the sister-in-law must be kicked in the brain by the donkey.

This mystery has been going on for decades, as always, and it will be worse if it is not corrected. I can't help but want to vomit her.

Tucao? First, there is no self-control. I remember that on the wedding day, my eldest brother's classmates brought a message of first love, "First love cried and regretted it"! My eldest brother thought he was married. It is conceivable that my eldest sister-in-law was dissatisfied with her at that time. Eating too much will ridicule her. I often see tears in my sister-in-law's eyes. She can only sit at the table with her head down and finish her meal. I feel sorry for that look, so I have to scold my eldest brother,' You are notorious. Which one is not good enough for you? I don't know myself. Besides, I haven't been married for a full moon yet. One day after school, I was shocked to see my sister-in-law. She became a one-eyed warrior! One eye is black and purple, so swollen that I can't see it, and I am still busy cooking outside. How can she face her parents before the full moon! Nobody greeted me. I asked, how can you stand it? What do you want him to do? She actually excused the guy, saying that she accidentally threw away the big brother's plate and threw it back. As a result, she threw it on the eldest brother's head, and he became angry from embarrassment and punched! To make matters worse, she said, "Your brother has a bad temper, but he is just a gust of wind, and he will be fine as soon as he gets angry. He wouldn't listen to you after you said him! As soon as he gets angry, I ignore him. " Not to mention, this trick of hers still works. Big brother is always angry and refuses to take it when he sees his sister-in-law He was bored, too, so he stopped making fun of it.

Nonsense, unprincipled pay. In my eyes, I am a lazy and boastful eldest brother, but in my sister-in-law's eyes, these problems are nothing at all. When I slept for three strokes in the sun, I would ask, "Hu Xiaolin, what do you want to eat?" Fried rice with shredded pork and eggs, oh. Liu Ma simply got it and turned a thin young man into a fat uncle in less than a year.

"Zhou Xiaolin, there are guests coming to cook today." "I see."

"Zhou Xiaolin, bring my socks and clothes", "OK"

"Zhou Xiaolin, give me a glass of water" and "pour it right away"

"Look, you told me about a beautiful man in the village. What are you dissatisfied with? " "Ha ha ha, right!"

So unprincipled, almost no self! I sometimes ask my eldest brother, "Did you drop your hand? Can't take care of yourself? " I can't stand it, but I can't help it. My sister-in-law enjoys it! Sometimes I can't stand it. My mother and I will think, "It's strange that we have been married for so many years. Sister-in-law never said that eldest brother was not, and she was poor and never heard a complaint. Isn't that a little too much? ! So is "my mother", but what do you like about him? If you have a bad temper, don't worry, you haven't seen her say that your big brother is not! "I think, sister-in-law is the person who knows best. Knowing the pros and cons is just like it, it must be love!

Sometimes we always feel that we have given a lot of love and will complain if we don't get the corresponding return, which just shows that we don't love enough and want to get a response if we pay a point. While taking care of the family and cleaning up the housework, I have to work hard, and my sister-in-law is always doing these things happily and busy happily. ...

Too much love, too much warmth, will definitely affect the indifferent people. All sincerity should be exchanged with true feelings. When my sister-in-law had an operation, this fooling around man cried! Eldest brother is idle and goes out to work, and sister-in-law chooses to accompany him. The man who doesn't even help the oil bottle learns to cook and wash clothes, and takes care of her for three years until she recovers gradually. ...

"Your marriage was picked up" is what the fortune teller said about my sister-in-law. Although it is really because of my eldest brother's fault that I have to marry my sister-in-law, every time I see my sister-in-law happily cooking three meals and always taking care of the children, my family is in good order and I have never blushed for my in-laws. No, I want to say that all this is her virtue. For her, the family is together.

I think the best thing about love is that no matter how bad you are, I don't dislike you, and the happiest thing about him is that even if he is poor and has nothing, someone will never leave him.

Er Lin, you can't compete with wings when you are in trouble. Now, what's the reason to be unhappy? ...