Who the hell is Sangtian Wu? Why is it called the incredible prophet?

The so-called emperor is not majestic and has supreme power, but the people are afraid to pee and offend. But the emperor is also a human being, some people will eat and drink Lazarus, and they will experience birth, illness, death and illness like ordinary people. People often say that "there are unexpected events in the sky." For Duke Jing of Jin, 58 BC1is the most magical color in his life. As a generation of emperors, his life was roughly the same as that of other emperors, but he died in different ways. Duke Jing of Jin could not have fallen into the cesspit and drowned.

Duke Jing of Jin was the monarch of the State of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period. When he was in office, his achievements were also amazing. In the Spring and Autumn Period, Fang praised him in Zuo Zhuan. Moreover, Jin was also full of talents at that time. Moreover, after the defeat in the Battle of Thailand, Duke Jing himself was calmly handling things and did not lose his temper. Only then did he turn defeat into victory. Therefore, Duke Jing of Jin had his credit, but he also made mistakes, disrespected Duke Lu, forced him to return Wenyangtian, and alienated princes. Finally, Zheng was subdued by force in his later years, which made Zheng have anti-Jin intentions.

Later, Duke Jing of Jin listened to the slanderers and killed the innocent heroes of the Zhao family, leaving only Zhao Shuo's pregnant wife, that is, Duke Jing's sister. In the nineteenth year of Duke Jing of Jin, he began to have nightmares frequently, and every time he was scared to sweat, he asked Sangtian Wu to help him. What is the reason? After reading it, Sangtianwu couldn't say it right away, saying, "I'm afraid my life is over, and the new wheat tastes terrible." Duke Jing of Jin immediately began to panic.

When Duke Jing of Jin was in a hurry, he went to the State of Qin for medical treatment. Qin sent a doctor to treat him. After seeing the doctor, he told Gong Jing bluntly that he was ill and could not be cured. Seeing that he told the truth, Jin thought the doctor was a good doctor, so he sent a gift and sent someone to take him home. Soon, Duke Jing of Jin remembered the words of Sangtian Wu, and he especially wanted to eat new wheat, so he asked the farmers to offer wheat, and the cook was soon ready. Duke Jing of Jin invited the Sangtian witch.

You said stubbornly, "You said I can't eat new wheat. Do you think I can eat it? You are not sure! " "Then he ordered someone to kill the Sangtian witch. When Kim Jong wanted to eat new wheat, he suddenly felt a little stomachache and had to go to the toilet. Because I was unconscious, I accidentally fell into the cesspit and drowned in it. In the end, he didn't eat new wheat either. It's really hard to predict.

A generation of emperors ended in this way, and such a magical event really made people laugh and cry.