Your Excellency will really die, I admire you!

As the saying goes: "People are inherently mortal, or they are heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather." Looking at the wonderful ways to die in history, I want to add: "Otherwise, laugh your teeth off!"

Champion: Kim

In the history of China, Gong Jin was the most humbled person who died. I don't know Duke Jing of Jin, but I've heard of orphan Zhao! That's what he did. Here, I might as well make up the history for you first: Qi Huangong Jinu of the State of Jin in the Spring and Autumn Period started his legendary life after becoming CEO. Externally, he chose to confront Chu; Internally, he destroyed the major shareholder Zhao Jia. This is definitely a cruel man!

Maybe he did too much evil when he was young, and Boss Jin was in poor health in his later years. So he found Sangtianwu, a master of metaphysics, and told his fortune. Wu Shuo Sangtian, the boss may not eat wheat this year.

In order to gamble on this breath, Duke Jing of Jin found a famous doctor to renew his life forcibly, and finally reached the season of new wheat harvest.

He boiled the new wheat into rice, and then his name was Sangtian Wu.

Killing Sangtian Wu Hou, Boss Jin is preparing to enjoy the food, but ...

In order to pretend that Boss Jin died with dignity, let's quote from Zuo Zhuan to explain his wonderful death. There is only one sentence in Zuo Zhuan: "Eat, get up, go to the toilet and die" to describe the death of Boss Jin. Duke Jing of Jin ate a bowl of porridge and suddenly felt bloated, so he went to the toilet. As a result, he was heartbroken and couldn't stand it. He fell into the toilet and choked on shit.

Runner-up: Qin Wuwang

Dull (slutty) is not famous for its perverted name. As the first muscle fighter in the Warring States period, he was most proud of muscles.

On the nth day when I didn't want to work, I decided not to be a salted fish. He competed with others to lift the "Long Wen Ding Chi" (said to weigh 300 Jin). As a result, I didn't hold my breath and was broken by the tripod. It wasn't long before I ... hung up.

Third runner-up: Xiao Wudi

Friend, if you have a girlfriend, you should consider meeting the man below. If you have a wife, you must meet him.

Do you know the Battle of Surabaya? It was this battle commanded by Xie An that defeated the former Qin army and saved the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

Sima Yao is the big boss of the Eastern Jin Dynasty!

After Sima Yao attacked the cremation, he successfully regained power in his own hands. So I began to indulge myself and often organized banquets in the palace, especially for Zhang Guiren's concubine.

One night, Sima Yao held a banquet in Qingshu Temple.

May be the reason for drinking fake wine, Sima Yao looked at Zhang Guiren.

Played a joke on her:

"Go away, old woman, I want it rare."

Years should be wasted, I mean less. )

I spent so much time on makeup every day, but I was still rejected. Zhang Guiren felt that he was going to explode. In the middle of the night, after Sima Yao fell asleep, Zhang Guiren drove away his entourage. Then ... let your maid smother Sima Yao with a quilt!

During the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, Yeludeguang was the second eldest brother of the Khitan State. In order to pursue the ideal of youth, he sent troops to the Central Plains to wipe out the late Jin Dynasty and established the "Liao State" in Kaifeng.

The resistance of the people in the Central Plains was so fierce that Ye Ludeguang could only run away with the money from the latter and the concubines.

result ...

Yeludeguang has a fever on the road! Because he didn't listen to the doctor, he had an excessive sex life and finally died.

As it was summer, Ye Ludeguang's body was perishable, and a chef played a final role in successfully transporting his body back to China. Marinate Ye Ludeguang with salt, making him a famous "emperor" in history!

That is, we often say bacon! This is the legendary "dragon meat"?

We may all know the story of Tang Xuanzong robbing his daughter-in-law, but this is not his initiative.

Li Yuanhao, emperor of Jing Zong in Xixia, took a fancy to his daughter-in-law and wanted to keep it for himself.

Then the son was so angry that he took the opportunity to assassinate him and cut off Li Yuanhao's nose. Li Yuanhao died of uncontrollable bleeding and shock the next day.

Living is still very happy, don't die if you have nothing to do.

Buff won't die unless you can do what the man in the movie did.

Of course, there are many wonderful stories in history, but I have to write line generations quickly. Let's discuss it with you later!