I like learning dialects very much. Are there any typical jokes about local dialects?

There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer!

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is-ten thousand years!

Beijing edition

1. I know I deserve to die. I don't even have to say that you killed me. There was a beautiful love before me, and I ignored her. Then I was dumbfounded. The best person for me in this hellhole is yours. You destroyed me with a knife. Forget it. If God can make me turn around again, I will definitely keep nagging you three words: I fucking love you. If you have to add a date to this love, can it be ten thousand years? □!

I think there was a time when my lover really fell in love with me. Dude, I didn't take you seriously. You think my grandson is not a grandson? It was not until that girl ran away with someone else that I remembered: I am such a fucking fool! ! Damn, your knife has been around my neck for a long time. When will you help me bleed? If I can forgive us young people who slipped again, I will kneel in front of ya and pretend to be a grandson again to ensure that you say "wife, my buddy still wants to hit on you!" " ! "If I have to make a gesture in front of my buddies today, I'll add a so-called adverbial of time to ya:-Dude, did you say it would take ten thousand years?

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