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What are some funny jokes about college enrollment?
9. In college, I studied computer. During the internship on the computer, when the teacher dozed off, all beings were crazy about CS. Our captain couldn't hold back his excitement and quickly established a local area network. Classic dust2, the captain shouted: I am cheap (made), I am cheap (made), don't rob me. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't fight you. -10. The university handed in a BF, and I haven't been to his dormitory for a long time. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him, and I was very anxious. I opened the door and found him in the whole dormitory. Because they didn't know each other very well, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was going. -I don't know why, I blurted out, "where's my man? ! "-the whole dormitory was silent 10 seconds, and I ran out the door. -1 1. What a pity! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the shopping mall for a long time. Later, I went to a counter selling sports shoes. My mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was exhausted at that time, and even I felt that my mind was not very clear. ~ ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on too many pants before. I began to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called. Hey, what are you doing? ! -I'm starting to stink! The shoe seller looked at me, stupefied. I really ... hey! Face as hot as a roast pig! What a pity! -12. When I was still in a daze in the morning, my mobile phone vibrated. I took it and pressed the answer key: hello! Hello! Hello? Hello? ! Who are you? Can I help you? Talk to me! Kao! When I pressed the hang-up button, I was so angry that I said, Look who's calling. At first glance, it's a short message ... er ~ 13. When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friend near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils! After graduating from college, I can't help laughing every time I see him.
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