Fair fortune-telling sketch

I'm drunk (humorous sketch) T4T crosstalk bubble

This play is suitable for animation, advertising, etc. T4T crosstalk bubble

Time: T4T crosstalk is soaked in the daytime

Venue: T4T crosstalk bubble road, market, etc.

Character: Two male retirees T4T crosstalk bubble.

Two old people met by chance in the street. T4T crosstalk foam

A: (surprised) "vats, alas! I haven't seen you for years. How are you? " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "drunkard, you are getting more and more energetic!" " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "I am in good health, just an old buddy who wants to go." T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Yes, yes, yes! I miss my old buddy too. " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "alas! With this retirement and demolition, these old buddies have dispersed, and I haven't seen them for many years. I really want to! " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Who said no? I think my old friend is going crazy. My right eye kept jumping this morning. It was really accurate. I saw you ... "T4t crosstalk bubble.

A: "What do you mean? The right eye jumps. Have you seen me ...? "T4T crosstalk bubble

B: "It means a good thing." T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Emotion, is this aimed at your saccade?" T4T crosstalk foam

B: "What's the matter! Positive. " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "You're hurting me." T4T crosstalk foam

B: "I miss you, nice to meet you …" T4T crosstalk bubble.

A: "Come on, come on, I won't compete with you. I'm glad to meet you. Why? Find a place to have a drink? " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Yes, yes, you must have two drinks. How can old friends meet without drinking? Go! " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Go!" T4T crosstalk foam

They came to a snack bar, sat down and the waiter came over. T4T crosstalk foam

Waiter: "What do the grandfathers want to eat?" T4T crosstalk foam

A: "No, no, let's have some wine." T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Yes! I drank a little wine "T4T Crosstalk Bubble"

Attendant: "Two grandfathers, we have bottled wine, bulk wine, red wine and beer, and you two …" T4t crosstalk foam.

A: "Wait a minute, let's discuss it first and call you later." T4T crosstalk foam

The waiter got off. T4T crosstalk foam

A: "What do you think we should drink?" T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Of course, old brothers should have a good drink when they meet. Besides, how much can they drink at your age? " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Yes, yes, but unfortunately ... I ... I forgot my wallet when I went out. Look ... "T4t crosstalk bubble.

B: "What have you forgotten? You haven't brought your wallet since I met you. " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "How to speak! I brought my wallet, today ... "T4t crosstalk bubble.

B: "Come on! You used to bring a monthly ticket folder at most, but now I'm afraid you don't even have that thing. " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Don't insult me all the time, as if you have a wallet. Take it out and have a look. " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "I don't have my wallet."

A: "How about that? Let me talk! You and I are half a catty, don't always run away. " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "I don't have my wallet, but I have money." T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Do you have money?" T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Yes! There was still 5 yuan yesterday, but unfortunately I lost playing mahjong downstairs last night. " T4T crosstalk foam

A: "What do you mean? You have no money? " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "There were 5 pieces left yesterday ..." T4t crosstalk bubble.

A: "OK, OK, what are we doing here without money?" T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Don't you have any money?" T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Didn't I tell you? I forgot my wallet. " T4T crosstalk foam

B: "well, I asked you if you have money?" T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Not now." T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Then go!" T4T crosstalk foam

A: "Don't bargain! No shame! If we get together, at least we can get together and we will have a drink. " T4T crosstalk foam

Party A and Party B searched their pockets for money. T4T crosstalk foam

Answer: "Well, I have sixty cents here." T4T crosstalk foam

B: "I have three hairs here." T4T crosstalk foam

A: (eagerly): "Waiter …" T4t crosstalk bubble.

Waiter, please. T4T crosstalk foam

Attendant: "Have the two grandfathers discussed it?" T4T crosstalk foam

A: "All right. What is the cheapest wine you have here? " T4T crosstalk foam

Attendant: "We have pure grain Sanjiu, 10 yuan a catty." T4T crosstalk foam

Answer: "Give us ninety cents." T4T crosstalk foam

Attendant: "one or two dollars, just call one or two!" " "T4T crosstalk bubble

B: "No! If we are taboo, we will play ninety cents. " T4T crosstalk foam

The waiter took the money and left in confusion. T4T crosstalk foam

The waiter brought wine. T4T crosstalk foam

Waiter: "Grandpa, give you some wine!" " "T4T crosstalk bubble

A: "No! Just put it there. " T4T crosstalk foam

The waiter put down a small glass of wine. T4T crosstalk foam

A: (reaching out) "As usual, whoever wins will win." T4T crosstalk foam

B: (rolling up his sleeves) "Yes, whoever wins will get off." T4T crosstalk foam

Two people draw a fist, and the winner licks it with his little finger stained with wine. T4T crosstalk foam

B wins a punch, can't wait to touch it, and knocks the glass over with too much force. T4T crosstalk foam

A: (angrily) "What are you doing!" T4T crosstalk foam

B: "Sorry, sorry, I'm ... I'm ... I'm drunk!" " "T4T crosstalk bubble

The crosstalk bubble at the end of T4T drama