Classic Quotations of TV Series ipartment

Zhanbo: Let's start with five "Strong Chicken Rice Flowers"!

Wan Yu (to the waiter): Then we'll have five "strong chicken rice flowers".

Yifei: Two prodigies. They are "awesome".

Zhanbo: Oh, really, changed its name?

Zhanbo: Do I look unhappy?

Yifei: Hey, you wrote the word depressed on your face. Illiteracy is really hard to tell.

Wan Yu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him.

Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

Wan Yu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. Eat them, hair disappears, and dandruff is more prominent!

Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam?

Passerby: I ... have no aunt.

Wan Yu: What about TOEFL?

Passerby: Thank who?

Wan Yu: The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

You are all stupid earthlings.

Zhan Bo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?

Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

Yifei: It doesn't matter. Failure is success.

Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Zhan: Elder sister, didn't you say that the early bird gets the worm?

Fei: I found I was wrong. Birds eat early worms.

Xiaoxian: Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. It's a pity that one always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.

Meijia: I have never heard an old saying that people who only know how to count money will eventually have no money to count.

Zi Qiao: Ladies and gentlemen, today, these two people go together ... ...

Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear.

Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and mighty, and your skin is impeccable. ...

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together.

Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave Zhan Bo all his brains with a sharp knife.

Zi Qiao: At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight! ... The Promise is a horror movie!

Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

Zi Qiao: Do I have a chance to play opposite him (Takeshi Kaneshiro)?

Sister San: When ... but no! I'm going to sign. None of your business!

Sister Flash: I'll introduce you to a professional breast enhancement institution. Many Korean stars have done it there. What kind of gold laundry, river show, stuffy car.

Sister Flash: Now that I have a girlfriend, how can I be popular? How can I arrange a relationship for you? How to improve the exposure without an affair? You are still a fart without exposure!

Sister Flash: In my eyes, there are only two kinds of people, one will be red and the other will never be red. Where are you in this pile?

Zi Qiao: I ...

Sister Flash: You are nothing, because you have never been in my eyes.

Sister Flash: Canned sardines are more promising than you!

Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable.

Yifei: I don't think it is reliable at all. In fact, China's winning the men's soccer World Cup is almost as outrageous as yours.

Guan Gu: "I used to think that you China people were very modest, but now I find it is not."

Zi Qiao: "Why?"

Guangu: "Every day on the road, I see you writing about China, China people, China agriculture, China industry and commerce and Guangdong development. I know you are good in many ways now! But you don't have to write everywhere! "

Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

Meijia: If you have a caesarean section, I will ... I will clean the floor again. ...

Meijia: I'll spray you with salt and soda.

Xiaobo: I have been divorced for three years, and my son is half a year old.

Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money.

Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and strong people like stars.

Yifei: But looking around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

Ceng Xiaoxian: "I have thought of all the advertising words for you!

Since drinking Luffy milk powder, my back is sore, my legs don't hurt, and even my heart has stopped beating! "

Zi Qiao said: You are so clever.

It's freezing rain in the Arctic. The Antarctic bear is so pitiful.

It's freezing rain in the Arctic. The giraffe is so pitiful.

It's freezing rain in the Arctic. The giant panda is so pitiful.

Fairy: I am not a casual person!

Yifei: You don't look human!

Meijia: 17 got 7,2748, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st, Children's Day on June 1st …

Zi Qiao: After the work is finished, we will split it fifty-fifty.

Meijia: OK first. Who is five?

Meijia: My period came early to see me. My back is sore and my stomach is very uncomfortable.

Guangu: Meijia, your period is really good for you. Otherwise, she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Wan Yu: Guangu, the period you mentioned is different from what she said.

Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many menstrual periods? Your grandmother can really have a baby. I only have one, but I

There are three little aunts!

Meijia: Free couples in Europe. Oh, I have already seen Hawaii!

Grandma: If you don't leave, I'll call the police! Fuck off!

Fairy: I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person!

Grandma: Hello! I've heard your voice somewhere!

Fairy: Oh ~ You've heard my show. I'm a radio host. A good man is me. I am ... Ceng Xiaoxian.

Grandma: Then I have to call the police. If I arrest you, they can find a better host!

Guangu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt.

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

Zhan Bo: Er ... to be exact, there is no such thing as an uncle.

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

Wan Yu: The little dragon girl has * *

Guangu (crazy): Nani (what)? ! That will be a day!

Wan Yu (smiling): Yes, it was Yin Zhiping.

Guan Gu (continues to be mad): Stop it! Stop it! ! (Suddenly calm) ... Is Yin Zhiping Yang Guo's uncle?

Zi Qiao: 10 thousand is the same as 1 million, because I have neither!

Accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental

Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees. ....

I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.

The lack of organic conditioning in the stomach and intestines leads to digestive dysfunction. Now the earth's rotation is getting slower and slower and the gravity is getting smaller and smaller. Alas, it's not easy.

You are a femme fatale, and so on. You are either a femme fatale or a femme fatale-Lv Ziqiao.

Who says a fortune teller must be blind? He is obviously a mute. . . . .

Today, the teacher asked me to make a sentence, saying that describing a person is very happy, so I said "smile in the grave"

Psychiatrist? "Fool you, frighten you a word.

, get you. "

I only kill people, not hurt people!

Say you have no culture! I don't even know Stephanie, a Malaysian who sings "Courage"! That's Fish Leong! )

"I can be a strength." "Oh, I forgot, why don't you make pineapple pie and apple pie?"

Look at your big face, I have no signal on my cell phone next to you, and I can't see the sun on the road! Seeing you, I believe that genes will really mutate!

A listener said: Sorry, I lost your mother when I went to the North Pole last year. Please forgive me for ordering a Sun Nan song.

Lovelorn is normal, often divorced!

TVXQ!? Is it similar to the oriental time and space of CCTV? I'm going to see if there is any white.

"We were photographed by the detector." "A ticket is 200 yuan, you are still driving here, and you are going to shoot cartoons!"

I'm telling you, it's not a question of getting an Oscar, it's a question of getting a few!

Guangu: Honey, what shall we eat today?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: Shall we eat hot pot?

Xiaoxue: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot.

Guangu: How about Sichuan food?

Xiaoxue: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. What about today?

Guangu: Shall we eat seafood?

Xiaoxue: The seafood is not good, and it will cause diarrhea.

Guangu: What did you say you wanted to eat?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guan Gu: E! ~ ~ ~ Then let's stop eating and do something else.

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's watch a movie. I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

Xiaoxue: What's interesting about movies? This is a delay.

Guangu: How about bowling? Exercise. Exercise.

Xiaoxue: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?

Guan Gu: O! ~ ~ ~ ~ Then let's have some more coffee.

Xiaoxue: Eh ~ ~ ~ Drinking coffee affects sleep.

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's go home.

Xiaoxue: (smiling, then taking the bag) Look at you.

Guangu: We'll take the bus and I'll walk you.

Xiaoxue: The bus is dirty and crowded. Forget it.

Guangu: How about taking a taxi?

Xiaoxue: It's not cost-effective to walk such a short distance.

Guangu: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

Xiaoxue: What way are you going with an empty stomach?

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Look at you.

Guangu: Let's eat first.

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: What to eat?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ............

Bus master (to Zhan Bo): You are a pervert. You can either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. What are you twisting?

Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. what are you reading? (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

Policeman: "A BMW is coming to you at a speed of 280 yards, followed by a Mercedes-Benz. Wait, the tractor in the back is better, and the left lane change light is flashing. He wants to overtake! "

Passerby: Eat sesame seed cake, beer lid, wonton and mothballs, pat flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone falls into the merit box and can't be taken out.

At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten.

At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. Your mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child knew it very well.

Do your best.