Complete works of Zhao Benshan's sketch lines

There are many classic lines in Zhao Benshan's sketches. Let's have a look! ! The following are the lines of Zhao Benshan's sketch that I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Zhao Benshan's sketch lines 1) Don't be General Manager Liu, General Manager Liu, it's almost a cancer. ? eldest son

2) There are (seven) monkeys riding on the tree, and there is one underground. How many monkeys are there? (Eight monkeys. ) no. (Two monkeys. ) correct! ? Sell cars

3) Shuffle, code cards, grab cards, watch cards, listen to cards, silly! ? irradiator

4) This? Let me tell you something, huh? Really? What about you? Is this your shop? Don't you get it? This is not bad money. ? It's Only Money

5) Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. ? Happy New Year to the old people.

6) French newspaper, story newspaper and newly published TV newspaper are published. ? Competition is so fierce.

7) Look at your rotten belly, who will believe you if you don't eat it. ? Three whips

8) Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, it seems that you are illegal. ? Three whips

9) Cao Cao's heart is cracked and his body is almost exhausted. He also carried water for widows. ? Happy New Year!

10) Take a look, take a look, stop, stop. ? Competition is so fierce.

Excerpts from Zhao Benshan's sketches 1) More than a kilo? what's up Do you have "not bad money"

2) It hurts self-esteem. ? hourly worker

3) Life is numbered, up to 36,000 days. ? heart disease

4) Don't mention him, my cholesterol is high when I mention him! ? Happy New Year to the old people.

5) I can see that there is no one in the room. You should study the lock. ? door-god

6) Does the mouse escort the cat? Making money is not fatal. ? Happy New Year!

7) Used for appreciation, entertainment, education and broadening horizons. ? Competition is so fierce.

8) Fear is love, and love is fear. ? Xiao JIU Lao le

9) Pork ribs are shared equally by people and dogs. ? Happy New Year to the old people.

10) People are alive, but money is gone. Not bad money, don't worry. Oh, the stew is very good. ? It's Only Money

1 1) with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis. First use the cup, then use the cup, and then blow the bottle with the small mouth. ? Uncle Niu? Carry dry? 》

12) I don't know you in a vest. ? hourly worker

13) Don't say yes, it's all over. ? face

14) installation manager? I will pretend to be a grandson! ? Uncle Niu? Carry dry? 》

15) ready to go. Take it easy. Use your forehead as a lens. ? I want a home.

The foot of my bed shone so brightly that the glass fell in love with the frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself. ? Water bearer

17) Legend, detective, satire and humor. ? Competition is so fierce.

Do you believe it or not? Do not believe! Take two steps. ? kidnap

19) you sent the blind man to the south pole, but he couldn't find the north at all; You let the cerebral thrombosis on the fork, he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao, but he can't reach his mouth at all. ? Happy New Year to the old people.

20) With a big head and a thick neck, you are either rich or a cook. ? kidnap

Zhao Benshan sketch excerpts 1) This is the nonsense! ? Uncle Niu? Carry dry? 》

2) Tell your wife everything. Or a gentleman. ? Xiao JIU Lao le

3) No one taught you that sticky bean buns fell from the sky. ? Honggaoliang model team

4) Whether the cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. ? Honggaoliang model team

5) I'm not nervous. ? I want a home.

6) Destroy the village committee, build a two-story building, and build a one-foot-two-foot-high fence around it with barbed wire. There are four watchtowers in four corners, which are guarded day and night by militia with spears. The whole two iron gates locked the door, and two big German shepherd crouched behind the door. Customize a lock of eight and a half pounds to smash the door to death. Nobody can go in, and you can't get out. ? rich

7) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

8) Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

9) Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!

10) Sorry to make you laugh.

1 1) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

12) and other aftershocks, just like the first-love girl and other lovers, are afraid that he won't come and he will mess around.

13) Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something!

14) the most touching sentence my father said: study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong with bricks, but now he plays mahjong with bricks for your study. "

15) I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

16) Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

17) People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

18) If I win10 million, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and charge the rent once a day. Wow, it's full

19) You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it's my loneliest time!

20) It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

2 1) I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

22) I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!

23) It's so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

24) If you fall, get up and cry again.

25) Chopin, who is not much better than B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

26) Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

27) People are not smart and bald like others.

28) Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Don't lose!

29) Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?