What is the funniest rebellion in history, that is, rushing into the palace for a meal?

Speaking of rebellion or uprising, in ancient history, it was either because a great conspirator carefully planned to usurp the throne or because he was forced to live a normal life. But the world is full of wonder, what kind of teasing and what kind of people are there. An ancient rebellion in the late Tang Dynasty was really funny for no reason. Finally, the two conspirators looked puzzled.

This incident is recorded in Zi Tongzhi Jian. According to legend, at the end of the Tang Dynasty, there was a man named Shao Zhang who worked as a servant in the official dyeing and weaving department of the palace, specializing in printing and dyeing palace silk products. This man who eats the imperial salary must be a rich man in society. With so much money to do, you must have met a group of friends to have fun. And one of his friends is a fortune teller named Su. Sue, as a little-known second-rate fortune teller, was down and out at that time, and often ate the last meal without the next. So Sue often goes home to eat and drink.

Once Sue went to the house to mix wine. This time he drank too much, got bold, and people drifted away, and dared to say anything. Sue felt that she was always eating and drinking at home, so she was ready to think about repaying her, but she was poor and couldn't give anything, so she thought about verbal encouragement. So he said to Shao Zhang, "I calculated a divination for you and figured out that you are a person who can do great things. You will invite me to dinner in the future!" ! . "This is definitely not true in a normal person's mind, but this Shao Zhang doesn't know if he is drunk or lacks a string in his mind, so he believes it. I always feel that what Su said is very reasonable, because the emperor only plays polo or hunts, and is often not in the palace, which leads to the emptiness of the palace guards. Isn't this the best time to seize the palace?

This kind of Shao Zhang Thought is very dangerous, and its ability to act is also excessive. Immediately, a group of dyeing and weaving workers and a group of hooligans were assembled, totaling 100. I didn't know what Shao Zhang said, so I persuaded them and decided to rebel with Shao Zhang. Later, on the day they went to work, they hid all kinds of weapons in materials and set off for the palace.

However, due to the hidden weapons in the fuel, the car naturally loads and makes an unbearable creaking sound. As a result, the patrolling soldiers found something strange before they arrived at their destination. So, Shao Zhang guiltily drew his sword and cut it off, so he rushed into the palace with a group of people. I don't know how it happened, but these thugs succeeded and took the palace.

When Shao Zhang rebelled, Tang Jingzong was playing polo in the outer city, because he heard that someone rebelled and had killed him in the palace. He was terrified out of his wits and ran directly to the Shence Army barracks to hide. The guards didn't know how bad the situation was. The first thing that comes to mind is to save the relatives of Empress Dowager Cixi and other emperors first, and then take a long-term view. And this period of time is also the time to send someone to call Sue to the palace for dinner.

It is said that this Sue is also very temperament and loyal. When he knew what Shao Zhang had done, he really went to the palace. When Sue came to the main hall, she really brought a bunch of delicious food from the chef, and then looked at Sue and waved happily and said, "Brother Su, you are really accurate, aren't you?" Now we can have dinner together in this palace. "But Sue? He looked at Shao Zhang puzzled and replied, "Is this the meal you want?" After hearing this sentence, I asked Sue inexplicably, "Didn't you say that I would invite you to the emperor's throne for dinner?" In this way, after a total of two people were stunned, they realized that Sue had just said that to encourage herself. So the two men decisively began to run and run. Of course, it is easier to enter the palace, but it is not so easy to go out. Of course, it didn't run away. It is said that this group of rebellious jokers were finally crushed to pieces by the Ce Shen army that came to suppress them.