Ask for a lot of cold jokes about eggs?

Chapter 1: The Princess of the Egg Kingdom competes for marriage. The method is simple: jump off a building, and whoever can't break it will win.

On the second floor, most of them have passed, only a few are broken.

On the third floor, 50% of the eggs are broken.

By the fourth floor, 90% of the eggs were broken.

On the fifth floor, there are only two eggs left. One of them jumped first ... and went bankrupt. The other one got up the courage and jumped ... and went bankrupt.

As a result, the eggs were broken all over the country, so the princess had to be single for life.

Chapter 2: One day Xiao Qiang was walking on the road, and an old man pulled him and said, Young man, you are a black man in Tang Yin, and I'm afraid you will be killed recently! Xiao Qiang said disdainfully, I hate you fortune tellers the most. Last time someone called me "the phase of the king"! The old man didn't mind his rudeness, but reminded him: you should be careful of natural disasters! Xiao Qiang didn't believe in turning away. Five minutes later, he was killed by eggs from all over the country downstairs.

Chapter 3: The Egg Princess dies alone. After her death, people decided to keep her body in memory of the legendary princess-the whole country died for her. A month later, the princess was salted into salted eggs and preserved forever.

Chapter four: an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg;

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg;

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile;

An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb;

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. Humorous jokes

An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg.

An egg got married and became an asshole;

An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan;

An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues.

An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg;

One egg is a man, and his wife is adultery with other eggs outside. As a result, he became an illegitimate child.

An egg went to pour coal and became a unlucky egg. An egg mixed with a duck egg turned out to be an asshole!

An egg talks to a fool and becomes a fool.

An egg went to Japan to wash hot springs and turned into a shell (bubble)

When an egg is put into a wallet, it becomes a poached egg, and an egg falls on paper and becomes a bullet.

An egg practices high jump, jumps and jumps, and becomes an idiot.

An egg swam in the Dead Sea and became a salted egg superman!

An egg rolls and rolls, and it becomes a fuck-off.

An egg was pounded in a bowl and turned into a prank.

Eggs+eggs+eggs+eggs+eggs+eggs+oil = scrambled eggs.

An egg+rice = fried rice with eggs.

When an egg falls into the toilet, it becomes rotten.

An egg was caught by a blind man and turned into a nonsense egg.

An egg went into the frying pan and came out as an omelette.

You married an egg and gave birth to a child. You were called an asshole.

You ate an egg and it turned out to be an egg.

Eggs wear leather and preserved eggs.

An egg became bigger, and it turned out to be a duck egg.

One egg was in a bad mood, so it forced another egg to become a fucking egg.

An egg was accidentally left in the henhouse by the chicken, and it turned out to be Christmas (leftover eggs)

Miss, the eggs are cooked. It turned out to be an egg

A basket of eggs felt very crowded, so they jumped out of the basket one by one. It turned out to be Satan.

There is an egg in the second place, and it is the second egg.