A humorous story is about 300 words.

(1) requires a humorous story of about 300 words. Be humorous! ! !

1. A person traveled in a hot air balloon and got lost. He lowered his height and saw a man on the ground. Then he asked the man, "excuse me, can you help me?" I promised a friend to meet an hour ago. But now I don't know where I am? "

The man on the ground said, "You are in a hot air balloon about 0/0 meters above the ground.". You are currently located between 40-4 1 N and 59-60 W. " The man in the hot air balloon said, "You must be an engineer!" " The man on the ground replied, "Yes, how do you know?" "

The man in the hot air balloon said, "The data you told me is very accurate, but I don't know how to use your data." I still don't know where I am. To put it bluntly, you didn't help, but delayed my travel time. "

The engineer asked, "You must be the manager, right?" The man in the hot air balloon replied, "Yes, how do you know?" The engineer said, "You don't know where you are? I don't know where you are going. It's because you filled your position with too much hot air and inflated yourself.

You made a promise to others, but you don't know how to carry it out. I hope the following people can help you solve the problem. In fact, you are in exactly the same situation as before you met me, but now it's my fault. "

The crow stands in the tree and does nothing all day. The rabbit saw the crow and asked, can I do nothing all day like you? The crow said, of course, why not? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit and swallowed it.

2. A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a large clearing, and a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird.

The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, thinking it was warm, and gradually woke up. It lay in a warm and comfortable place and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound and ran to see it. After all, following the sound, the wild cat quickly found the bird lying in the dung heap, dragged it out and ate it.

3. I once went to see a friend who had a successful career and chatted about fate. I asked: Is there fate in this world? He said: Of course. I asked again: What is fate? What's the use of fighting now that it's destiny takes a hand? He didn't answer my question directly, just smiled and grabbed my left hand and said that he might as well have a look first.

Read my palm and tell my fortune. After talking to me about lifeline, love line and career line, suddenly he said to me: reach out and make an action with me. His action is to raise his left hand and slowly clench his fist.

Finally, he asked: Have you grasped it? I was a little confused and answered: Hold on tight. He asked again: Where are those fate line? I answered mechanically: in my hand. He asked again: Excuse me, where is fate? I was shocked and suddenly realized that my destiny was in my own hands!

4. Have twin brothers. For some reason, the eldest brother works in the city, and the second has been living in the countryside. The two brothers got married and had children almost at the same time. A few years later, their son started school again. The fly in the ointment is that the boss's son always ranks last in the class, so he is often called by the teacher to give lectures.

At first, the boss thought it was because children were afraid of hardship. Later, when his son grew up, he used his childhood as a teaching material to educate his son. He said, "Son, you are half an adult now, and you don't know how to cherish opportunities at all. Do you know how hard I worked when I was your age?

At that time, the family was very poor, and only your uncle and I could afford to read. I've been reading books because I eat bitter. In fact, your uncle's grades are also very good, but he was forced to drop out of school because he was almost worse than me. "I didn't expect my son to answer him and say," What age is it now? What you said is really old-fashioned. "The boss was very angry and gave his son a good beating, but his son still refused to study hard.

The boss is very upset. Knowing that my younger brother has a whole set of experience in educating his son and that his son's grades have always ranked first in the school, he humbly asked the second child for advice.

The second child smiled and said, "Actually, I didn't educate my son well. I just often tell him that if you want to live in the countryside all your life, it doesn't matter whether you study or not. But if you want to live comfortably in the city like your uncle, you must study hard for me from now on. "

The boss suddenly realized that it was his own case. He taught his son to use the past tense while his brother used the present tense. He keeps pace with the times.

A spider and three people after the rain, a spider struggled to climb the broken net on the wall. Because the wall was wet, it collapsed after climbing to a certain height. It climbed up again and again and fell down again and again ... The first man saw it, and he sighed and said to himself, "Isn't my life just like this spider?" Busy, no income. "As a result, he became more and more depressed.

The second man saw it, and he said, This spider is really stupid. Why not climb around in a dry place? I can't be as stupid as it in the future. So, he became smart. The third man saw it, and he was immediately moved by the spider's spirit of fighting and losing. So he became strong.

⑵ Humorous stories with philosophy of life. About 300 words. Help! !

Mr Silva and Mr Pereira are very good friends. One Sunday night, they were drinking beer in Mr. Silva's apartment. The two gentlemen are not married, so they each hire a servant to look after their house and sometimes run errands for them. After drinking a few beers, they turned to the servant. Mr. Pereira said that his servant Banda should be regarded as the stupidest servant in the world. "Forget it, if you can prove that Banda is more stupid than my servant Zhong Da, I will swear not to be human." Mr. Silva said. "Well, I'll prove it to you." With that, Mr. Pereira called his servant and gave him 10 rupees. "Banda, take this money to the car shop on the corner and buy me a car." Banda walked away excitedly. "Mr. Pereira, you see how stupid my servant is!" "Hum, do you think this is stupid enough? Look back at my servant. " Mr Silva called Zhong Da and gave him two rupees. "Take these two rupees and take a bus to my office to find my secretary and ask if I am in the office." "No problem, sir." Zhong Da walked out of the door with the money. After the servant left, the two gentlemen quarreled again They all tried to convince each other that their servant was the stupidest in the world. At this time, their servants Banda and Zhong Da are working outside for them. On the street corner, two servants met unexpectedly. "Zongda, did you see it?" Banda said: "I think the host I met is the stupidest in the world." "No, Banda, my master is the stupidest person in the world." "Zhong Da, you see how stupid my master is. He just gave me 10 rupees to buy him a car! This fool, doesn't he know that the garage is closed on Sunday? " "Do you think this is stupid enough? My master just gave me two rupees and asked me to go to his office to see if he was in. This fool doesn't know. It only costs one rupee to call his office and ask. There is no need to give me two. "

(3) Humorous short story 300 words C

Violate discipline/precepts

The old monk and the young monk traveled together and met a river on the way; Seeing a woman trying to cross the river, but afraid to cross it, the old monk took the initiative to cross the river with the woman on his back, then put down the woman and went on with the young monk. The young monk couldn't help but whisper all the way: What happened to Master? How dare you cross the river with a woman on your back? After walking all the way and thinking all the way, I finally couldn't help but say, master, are you breaking the rules? Why are you taking a woman? The old monk sighed: I have put it down, but you still can't put it down!

* * Honest people are magnanimous, and villains are often sad; Broad-minded, open-minded, affordable and open-minded, can always maintain a healthy mentality.

charitable

Once upon a time, two hungry people got a gift from an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of huge fresh fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish, and the other asked for a fishing rod, so they parted ways. The person who got the fish built a bonfire with dry wood and cooked the fish on the spot. He wolfed down the fish, but he didn't taste the meat of fresh fish. In a flash, he ate all the fish and soup. He starved to death by the empty fish basket. The other man continued to starve with a fishing rod and made his way to the seaside step by step. But when he saw the blue ocean not far away, his last strength was exhausted and he could only die with endless regrets.

There are two hungry people. They also got a fishing rod and a basket of fish from the elders. It's just that they didn't part ways, but agreed to look for the sea together. They only cook one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside. From then on, they began to make a living by fishing. A few years later, they built a house, had their own family, had children and built their own fishing boats.

* * A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; A person has high goals, but he must also face the real life. Only by organically combining ideal with reality can he become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life enlightenment.

(4) A humorous and philosophical story, about 300 words.

At the end of the city, behind the boundless scorching sun, a man who looks exactly like me came against the light. I didn't see it clearly until he stood in front of me. The only difference from the boxing name is that he has no eyes. His face and the two places where people usually put their eyes are impressively flat. Covered with white and smooth skin.

Suddenly curious and awed.

"Who are you?"

“Sugra”

"... bottom? "

"Just Sue grara. There is no bottom. "

Why don't you have eyes

"Because I never want to see anything again."

"Why are we the same?"

Time stood still for a moment, and Sue turned her head. The back is not the back of his head, but a face I experienced many years later.

A humorous story of more than 5.300 words, quite urgent! ! !

1, three sleepy heads

Once upon a time, there were three brothers, all sleeping bags. They can sleep at night, sit and walk during the day, and take three naps when they pick up their rice bowls.

On this day, they went out to stay in a hotel together and fell asleep on the kang. Who knows there are bedbugs on the kang, so I bite hard. When the boss felt itchy, he scratched his thigh hard, but the more he scratched, the more itchy he became. It was not until he scratched his blood that he found himself scratching his second leg. In addition, the second child woke up in his sleep and felt his legs burning. He reached out and touched it. Why is it wet? He gave the third child a push and said, "Go pee!" The third child let out a cry and asked, "Did I pee?" The second child said, "You peed on my leg!" " "So the third child peed when he went out in his pants. At this time, it was raining outside, and the third child stood for a long time, listening to the rain and thinking that he had not finished urinating. When the rain stopped, he had fallen asleep standing.

At this time, I only heard the store shouting: "There is a thief!" The third child didn't wake up until he found himself treated as a thief. So he went back to the house, called his eldest brother and his second brother and ran away together. Three men ran to the gate and found that the door was locked, but there was a dog hole next to it. As a result, three people got together and got stuck. In this way, it got stuck and three people fell asleep again.

At this time, the boss found them, called the guys and beat them up. Three people heard a "scratching" sound in their dreams and said, "Listen, someone was beaten in the yard. Fortunately, we ran fast. Who cares? Let's go to sleep. " So I fell asleep again.

2. Wu Yuantou and Shi Yuantou

Liu Sheng is a dutiful son. He is alone all the year round. When he makes money, he always sends twenty dollars to his old parents at home every month. Later, he got married and had a wife who was a murderer. She was in charge of everything Liu Sheng earned. She reduced the money Liu Sheng gave her parents to five yuan, while the money she sent her parents every month was ten yuan. Liu Sheng was very dissatisfied, but he was afraid of his wife and didn't dare to attack.

After half a year, my grandmother was very happy and wrote to urge Liu Sheng to go home early. When Liu Sheng received this letter, he thought nothing had happened and went on with his business. My wife is in labor and has written several letters in succession, but Liu Sheng still hasn't come home. It was not until my grandmother gave birth to a big fat son and wrote to tell him that Liu Shengcai hurried home. My wife was very angry when she saw her and asked him why he didn't come back earlier. Liu Sheng said, "What's strange about you having a five-dollar head? If I had a ten-dollar head, I would have gone home long ago. " My wife doesn't understand what this means. Liu Sheng said, "Your parents gave birth to you, and you get ten dollars a month. You gave birth to a son, and I can only get five dollars in the future. What can I do now? " "

My mother-in-law was ashamed to hear that. Since then, she has been very filial to her in-laws.

3. Sour rice fields

In Yangjiaowei, Jintan County, on the fourth day of the sixth lunar month, people transplanting rice in paddy fields are particularly lively. On this day, anyone, male or female, old or young, can pick up the soil in the rice field as a "weapon" and take part in a game called "smashing rice fields". According to legend, this custom originated from the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.

On one occasion, Liu Fengzhong, the king of Xiang, was ordered by Li Xiucheng to go to Baoyang to inquire about the military situation of the Qing army. Unexpectedly, he was discovered by the defenders and Liu was outnumbered. When he retreated to the corner of Jintan Yangjiao, the pursuers behind him were approaching and there was nowhere to avoid. The situation is very critical.

People in the field saw a panting stranger running. I don't know what happened, but they stopped and looked up one by one. Liu used his quick wits and went to the paddy field to say, "I am a subordinate of Li Xiucheng, the Taiping Army, and Gordon's army is after me. Please help me avoid it! " As he spoke, he grabbed a handful of mud and wiped it on his face and body A clever citizen saw it and immediately understood it. He said to the people around him, "Come, let's all learn from him and paste our bodies and faces with mud." So everyone picked up the mud, you threw a ball at me, and I rubbed it on your face, all of which became "three faces", and no one could tell.

Soon, the pursuers arrived and looked into the field. I saw many people laughing and splashing mud in the rice field. They are afraid of getting their clothes dirty and don't want to go near them. The leader thought that it was too late for the scouts to be chased away, and he never dared to make fun of this group of people under our noses, so he pointed the knife forward and chased it forward without looking back. After the pursuer left, Liu knelt down and thanked the people for their help.

Since then, "sour rice fields" have become a custom on the fourth day of June.

[6] hilarious humorous story, within 300 words!

At the morgue, three bodies were brought in. Strangely, they all have smiles on their faces!

When the staff there saw these three strange bodies, they couldn't help asking the people who sent them, "Why are they still laughing when they are dead?"

The corpse driver pointed to the first corpse and said, "This poor guy won 3 million in the lottery, so happy!" "

Then he pointed to the second man and said, "This unlucky guy, when his house was rebuilt, dug up a batch of antiques and laughed to death!" " "

"What about this third person?" The staff can't wait to know how happy this guy is.

"He?" The man who sent the body glanced at the smile that had already solidified. "He was killed by lightning!" "

"What?" The staff member couldn't believe his ears. "Then why is he laughing?"

"He thought someone was filming him!"

The humorous story used to be 300 words.

1, the responsibility of philosophy

Once, American philosopher Cohen finished an introduction to philosophy class, and a girl complained to him, "After listening to your class, I feel that you poked a hole in everything I believe in, but you didn't provide a substitute to fill it." I am really at a loss. "

"Young lady," Cohen said seriously, "you should remember that Hercules has done many errands. He cleaned the stable that King Ogias hadn't cleaned for 3000 years. Do you have to fill it with something? "

2. Don't go to the sermon

German philosopher and theologian schleiermacher did an excellent job in clergy. Someone asked him, "Your sermon has attracted all walks of life, not only college students, but also women and officials at all levels. Can you tell me how you did it? "

Schleiermacher said, "It's very simple. Students come to listen to me, women come to see students, and officials come to see women. "

3. A master who forgets his name

In the 1930s, when Kim called Tao, his nanny asked, "Who are you?" Jin forgot his name for a moment, so he had to say, "Never mind, just ask Mr. Tao to speak." The nanny said, "No." Jin repeatedly asked, but the other party still said no. Kim had to consult his coachman, who also said he didn't know. Jin Linyue said, "Haven't you heard of it?" The coachman replied, "I only hear people call Dr. King." The word "gold" finally reminded Kim. A more famous example than Jin is that during the Anti-Japanese War, Pan Zinian also forgot his name in a signature occasion in Chongqing. The person next to him reminded him of his surname Pan, but Pan Zinian asked, "Is Ali Pan?

(8) The complete works of funny stories, 300 words.

Children's shoes, can you lend me some money If possible, wait for me at the school gate after school. If not, wait for me at the school gate after school!

Today, on Father's Day, I read the back of Mr. Zhu Ziqing in the textbook. After reading the article, I really cried, because it said "recite the last three paragraphs of the text."

There is a question on the test paper, saying that Xiaoming is advised not to go to the Internet cafe. Children's shoes have different answers. A wonderful flower wrote: "Xiao Ming, don't go." I've been there. It's closed today! "

Because of poor math, Chinese often fails, because I don't know the concept of writing 800 words at all.

I just entered the company after graduating from college, and my boss bought me a new car of 350 thousand and arranged for me to have the best driver in the company. But I am not happy at work every day. Did I go to college for four years just to learn to drive a forklift here?

6. I went out in the dormitory group for a night, and one person died, so I had to leave a mobile phone locked in the cupboard, and the mobile phone was set to a horrible brotherhood of the Wolf. When we were free in the middle of the night, we called the mobile phone number on the left.

Anyway, the only person left in our dormitory came over the wall from school at two o'clock in the morning to find us. ...

7. Classmate: Principal, please come to our class this afternoon.

Principal: Oh, I'm sorry, I'd like to participate in your activities, but there is a theme class in other classes this afternoon that will invite me to say a few words.

Classmate: Last time I passed the principal's office, I saw you and Miss Wang. . .

Principal: Since the students are so sincere, let's meet in your class this afternoon!

8. My daughter is a student and suddenly wants to eat cucumbers at night, so she went to the public water room to wash two. It happened that several girls were washing clothes there. They looked at me and the cucumber in my hand. I was so nervous!

In order to clean cucumbers, I stood in the water room and ate both cucumbers!

Back to the dormitory, my roommate asked me if I had washed cucumbers. Where are the cucumbers?

Don't ask, the world is in chaos.

A humorous and philosophical story of about 300 words.

Fishing rod:

An old man came to the river to fish, and a child walked over to watch him fish. The old man is very skilled, so he soon caught a basket full of fish. The old man thinks the child is cute and wants to give him the whole basket of fish. The child shook his head, and the old man asked in surprise, "Why not?" "The child replied," I want the fishing rod in your hand. The old man asked, "What do you need a fishing rod for?" The child said, "This basket of fish will be finished soon. If I had a fishing rod, I could fish by myself and eat it all my life. I think you will say: What a clever boy. Wrong. If he only wants a fishing rod, he can't eat any fish. Because he doesn't know fishing skills, it's useless to have a fishing rod, because fishing is not about "fishing rod", but about "fishing skills" There are too many people who think that they have a fishing rod on the road of life and are no longer afraid of the wind and rain on the road, and will inevitably fall on the muddy ground. It's like a child looking at the old man and thinking that as long as there is a fishing rod, there will be endless fish, just like a clerk looking at the boss and thinking that as long as he sits in the office, money will roll in.