Who can tell me an interesting joke? Please, thank you.

In the zoo, a tourist asked, "Is that hippo male or female?" The female breeder replied seriously, "Sir, I don't think anyone will be interested in this question except another hippo." There was an alcoholic who went to the pub to drink every day. One day, the boss told him that as long as you can do three things for me, I will let you drink here for free for one year. When a drunkard is happy, he says, it's my treat. The boss said, "first, you drink this tequila full of peppers." Second, there is a hippo with a toothache in the backyard. Finally, there was a widow upstairs and you pulled it out. " I drank the wine in one breath, then rushed to the backyard, only to hear a hippo screaming behind me, and then the drunkard rushed out panting and said, Speak quickly! Where is the woman with toothache? ~! In one place, it hasn't rained for a long time. One day, a man asked a fortune teller for rain. The fortune teller wrote a note, sealed it and gave it to him, telling him to open it in rainy days. After a long time, it finally rained. He opened the note and suddenly read: It rained today! ! I'm very upset that I haven't heard from you for a long time. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles. Everyone can die. You can invite me to dinner and support me to death. A class in medical college has an oral exam. The professor asked a student what the oral dose of a drug was each time. The student replied: "5 grams." A minute later, he found that his answer was wrong. It should be 5 mg, so he quickly stood up and said, "Professor, allow me to correct it? The professor looked at his watch and then said, no, because of overdose, the patient died 30 seconds ago! Several students are lying under the quilt chatting. A: "Today, I won the first prize in the recitation contest! "B:" Hum, didn't I win the first prize in the composition contest the other day? "C:" If you have a good memory, you should remember that my patriotism is the strongest. "A:" Your patriotism is the strongest. I never buy foreign goods. B: "I never watch foreign movies." C (slowly): "Think about it, which time have I learned a foreign language since I entered school? "Two students are studying electronic engineering at Cambridge University, one from Egypt and the other from India. Egyptian students said to Indian students, "You know, bundles of telephone lines have been recently excavated along the Nile, which proves that Egyptians invented the telephone a long time ago. Indian students immediately retorted, "Our country also dug along the Yokogawa River a few days ago." The Egyptian student quickly asked, "What did you find?" The Indian student said, "Nothing." The Egyptian students just smiled, and the Indian students went on to say, "This fully proves that Indians have invented radio. A student asked the teacher how to write the word shit. The teacher forgot for a moment and had to say, "It's on my lips. Why can't I get out?" The accounting teacher asked several conceptual questions, and the students' answers were not satisfactory. The teacher was unhappy and said, "The concept is so bad. How to be competent in accounting after graduation in the future, let alone being a boss. " Unexpectedly, a lesbian said, "I can be the boss's wife." The whole class burst into laughter. Suddenly came the voice of a female classmate: "It's okay to be the boss's mother."