Ask for the classic words in Degang Guo's classic jokes ~ ~

Degang Guo and Yu Qian's I Want Happiness.

A: Introduce him, mainly.

B: Why do you mainly introduce me?

This man's name is Yu Qian.

B: It's me.

A: My idol.

Well, I can't say.

A: celebrities.

B: No.

A: It's amazing. Go to this stop. Hey.

B: That's it.

A: How energetic! Look at this face, eyes like meatballs, ears like jiaozi, nose like garlic, hair like vermicelli, beard like kelp, tofu mouth, broad bean teeth, and this messy head in Northeast China.

A can of vegetables.

A: It's famous.

B: Not famous.

A: People envy going there, so I envy you.

Oh, you envy me.

When can I be as happy as you?

B: I'm fine.

A: Celebrities are easy to mix. They can do anything.

Not exactly.

A: When do I park there?

What's the matter with you?

I see people living in houses with cars. I really envy them. Do you think it is wrong for me to pursue a happy life?

B: That's right.

A: Isn't it?

B: Of course.

A: I must be happy.

B: That's right.

A: I want to start a business. I must make a fortune.

B: ok, send it.

A: First of all, I must have a good body.

Oh, exercise.

A: Fortunately, I don't drink big wine.

B: Oh, no problem.

A: I don't play mahjong.

I don't like playing cards

I just smoke a little more.

I like smoking.

A: Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly.

B: That's right.

A: It scared me. I gritted my teeth and stamped my foot to hit this.

B: Quit smoking?

I won't watch this program.

How do you feel about quitting this program? This is ...

For my health.

B: Ah! Is it for health? this is ...

A: I want to be happy. I'm afraid people will look down on me.

That's true.

A: I am a serious person. I am a naive and conservative citizen. I am careless in all kinds of martial arts, warm-hearted, ready to help others, and I have to help if I have difficulties.

B: You're embarrassing people.

I'm afraid people will look down on me. The gas station at the door makes me very angry.

B: Then how can I find you?

A: They all drive there to refuel, adding 200 yuan and 300 yuan, and then there are gifts.

B: for the newspaper or something.

A: Here is the map.

B: It's better this way.

A big map for each person. I'll go too, pushing my scooter.

B: Motorcycles.

A: Add 10 yuan.

B: 10 yuan.

A: That's all. Where can I get a map?

B: mainly maps.

What do you need that thing for? Where can you go?

B: Not far.

A: didn't you give it when you refueled? Give me one. Where are you going? You tell me and I'll show you.

B: Just point.

A: well, I'm so angry.

Don't be so carefree.

A: Look down on me. I am a person with strong self-esteem. Ah, let me show you.

Why do you want it?

A: There is a Cantonese tea restaurant in front of our house. Rich people go there for breakfast in the morning.

Have morning tea.

Me too.

Are you going?

A: why do you want to fry the liver?

Oh, I can't.

A: Stride forward and pay 100 yuan.

Hmm.

A: Dad.

oh

A: Breakfast 100 yuan.

B: Breakfast 100 yuan.

Sorry, sir, we don't sell half of it.

B: It costs 100 yuan to buy half a copy.

A: It hurts self-esteem.

Yes, it is.

A: I went again at noon.

B: Still walking.

A: Still sitting in that seat, looking for a waiter. Come here! Do you have lobster?

B: Lobster?

Oh, yes, sir. Do you have a two-foot lobster?

B: Such a big one.

A: Let me show you. I'll be back soon. Excuse me, sir. It's two feet two, huh! What stupid restaurant doesn't even have two feet of lobster. A plate of shredded potatoes.

Well, it's still shredded potatoes.

I got my revenge. I got my revenge.

Ah, it was cut short.

A: I can't compete with others.

B: You are better than others.

I must have everything that others have.

B: Yes.

A: I want everything that others don't have. Come and sit at my door. I will also buy a big plasma TV at home.

B: You can have one, too.

A: I'll ask a friend to save one for me.

One more plasma TV?

Answer: Save one, the wall is so big.

B: That big.

Big TV, Motorola.

Does Motorola have a TV?

A: Looking at nobody, a voice came from the TV: "The TV you are watching has stopped!" "

B: the TV is out of service.

A: That's evil. Ah, it doesn't make sense. This 300 yuan is wasted.

B: Isn't it a waste of money?

I suspect that he asked a carpenter to call me.

B: In that case, there will be no sound.

A: Anyway, I want to be happy. I want to be a person.

B: Oh.

I listen to symphony, I watch ballet and I watch tap dance.

B: OK.

Tate, let's tap dance abroad. I like this. I just like tap dancing and allegro, and I don't like anything else.

B: You two are not next to each other. Far from it.

A: It's the same. One hand ring, the other hand ring at the foot. I just like watching it. I sat in the front row and a shoe flew down from it.

B: Shoes?

A: To err is human. I went again the next day.

Do you cherish this?

I want to collect that one.

Thank you for going there.

I wish I could make a pair.

B: Ah.

A: I want to be happy.

Okay, you want to be happy.

A: I can't let others compare. Walking in the street, how can I have money?

Think about it.

How can I be happy enough? A car passed by, and it just passed. It rained all over me, and he drove away, and I was all wet. I was so angry that I drank wine. You are great. You are good at driving.

B: That's bullying.

A: Didn't I teach you five stresses and four beauties when I bought a car?

B: Why do you want to talk about this when buying a car?

A: Don't you have one more cover than a tricycle?

B: Not nearly.

A: Do you think your driving status is high? Huh? You are a hooligan after education, you know?

I am educated.

A: Turn around. I'll find a brick to shoot him. Kick dawdle over there two policemen, "stop it! What are you doing? " "shopping"

B: Look at your nonsense.

Answer: "ID card, temporary residence permit, employment permit" "I am a local" "Do you think local people take a brick to go shopping?" .

B: it's not available anywhere else.

Listen to me. I am a good person. Don't worry. Hey, there was a witness as soon as I turned around, and my girlfriend was on the phone over there.

Oh, the date.

A: Hey, my girlfriend is on the phone over there, and my girlfriend and her boyfriend are on the phone over there.

B: Wait a minute. You're crazy. Your girlfriend came with her boyfriend?

A: Have some more coke.

B: Poor thing! Well, how can I get here?

A: They came with their arms around them.

B: ok, please don't say this posture.

A: Grow flowers.

B: growing flowers?

Huayang, my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend's name is Huayang?

A: Yes, the compound surname is water.

B: easy virtue!

A: Come on, come on. I've been looking for you for two months, but you haven't called me back. "Who is this?" This is my boyfriend. Hello, hello, hello.

B: That's very kind of you.

A: He is more polite than me: "Hello, senior." "What's the matter with you? Huayang, I can't find you. " "I forgot to tell you, let's break up." "Why are you like this? I didn't see you for two months and I was laid off? "

Are you fired?

A: "I am having a hard time now. I don't make money in business, and my friends have abandoned me. "

B: What?

A: "You are the only one left. You can't do this. I am sincere to you. For you, everything is worth it except death. "

That's not good, you.

A: "Don't talk nonsense, ah, don't talk nonsense. I'll tell you what is not enough to eat and what can't be done. Do you know? " "Go, go, go, ok, I wish you happiness, ah!"

No shame.

She is very happy. What should I do?

B: Yes.

A: I'm so angry, my brick,

What are you doing?

A: The policeman asked me, "What are you doing!" I'll throw it aside so as not to trip people.

B: You are very clever this time.

A: It's not a taste in my heart.

B: Ah, I'm sorry.

Where is my happy life? Looked at his watch, it's time to eat. I pushed the door and entered the hotel next to me, leaving caution behind.

B: I'm in.

A: However, I brought the menu. "What would you like to eat, sir?" No vegetables, no vegetables.

No food?

A: Fried rice, shark fin fried rice and a bowl of 80 yuan.

B: Fried rice with shark's fin.

A: I am desperate, but I can't get through.

B: OK, OK.

A: A bowl of shark fin fried rice was served at 80. I searched with chopsticks, but I couldn't find shark fin for ten minutes.

B: Looking for shark fin?

A: "Get me the chef." Here comes the cook, fatty. "Why?" "I ask you, my 80 yuan shark's fin fried rice, spent ten minutes didn't find shark's fin, can you tell me where the shark's fin is? ! ""My name is shark's fin. "

Too bad. Just ...

A: "Nice to meet you. You do your thing. Thank you. " .

Don't be rude to anyone.

I can't eat without him!

B: You can't eat without shark fin.

A: I am a self-respecting person. Get up, run to the bathroom and stand in front of the big mirror. The water sprayed on your face. "cough"

B: A fall (Lao4).

A: "You are a great person."

Talk to the mirror.

Degang Guo, I admire your efforts. It must be spring.

Sing a happy song.

You'll succeed. You will succeed, I wish you happiness, and you will be happy. Yes! I turned around and stood at the door of the bathroom. (Sighing) My heart calmed down a lot. A man came out of the bathroom.

B: (surprised expression) You have been in the ladies' room for half a day. Be careful. Go inside.

A: nobody told me either.

You have to tell me this.

A: It's too dangerous. I started running.

B: Run.

A: The last two groups chased me.

B: how to dial twice?

A: It was the cook who said, "Give me the shark fin money!" A woman came out of the ladies' room, pulling her husband. "Hit him, hit him. It was him just now. I dare not come out. He talks nonsense in the mirror. " Guys, come and beat me up,

B: None of them are right.

A: Grab my head and hit it. There is a shutter door next to it. Shake, shake, shake with my head. The door opened and an old man came out. "What can I buy?"

Are you shopping?

A: The sound of "batter" and "Oh".

B: Hey, look at your popularity.

A: inhumane. Although I have traveled the Jianghu, I have gone forward bravely. He's human, too. Beating hurts. If you drink too much, you will vomit.

B: Nonsense.

A: Qiang struggled to move forward. Why? I want to be happy.

B: That's right.

A: Why do they all spend 4000 yuan on cars, villas and perfumes? No one in our hutong has ever earned 1000 yuan.

B: (surprised) Yes!

I go to work by bike. I made 400 yuan this month.

B: Boy.

Answer: Wash clothes with alkaline noodles and steam a salted duck egg on your birthday.

Living in a slum.

A: I want to get rich. I swear to myself, walking in the street and shouting "I want to be happy!" " "Just go forward, the car rang behind me. As soon as I turned around, several cars arrived, including urban management and joint law enforcement. I ran away.

What are you running for?

Do you care? Run, I run.

This is too much.

I ran through three hutongs. There is a kebab on the roadside, and there are more than 100 pieces on the shelf. I grabbed it and "I'll give you money when I'm finished." I am eating. The joint law enforcement car came and the boy ran away with the stove.

B: If you have this brain, put it on the right path.

A: This is my happiness. So I can eat baked sweet potatoes, which are necessary for buying CDs.

B: Any booth will do.

A: I want to be happy.

Don't bring it up all the time.

A: I must be happy. I can't live like this. Is it enough for me to eat some mutton skewers?

B: Not enough.

A: The first step.

What about the second step?

A: Fight for me. I earn 500 thousand a month.

You must be crazy.

I'll call. I will start today.

Oh, 500 thousand.

A: I earn at least 500 thousand a month.

How do you earn it?

A: I am afraid of selling my kidneys, but I will earn 500,000 yuan.

B: You don't have a kidney.

A: I'll sell you another one.

What are you doing with me?

A: I must be happy. I do business.

Business?

A: Big business. what are you going to do？ Hey, do you think the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang are valuable?

B: This is very valuable.

What if I bring one? Carry it to Vietnam, and I will make a fortune by selling it. Come on, come on. Take two out.

B: There are two of you. The security guards will count the number of people every night.

A: Really?

B: Ah.

A: so advanced?

What do you see?

A: This math is not good, so it can't be counted. Take two out, he counted … hey, you and your father are free now.

B: Why?

A: I put mud on your father and stood there. I'll sell the money and come back for you.

B: What if it can't be sold?

Look.

Don't look, you'll die.

A: Did you see this humanity this time?

B: Is this called human nature?

A: You can't support my happiness.

B: I can't support it.

A: I'll do it myself!

B: Help yourself.

I made a big deal. I empty the stove at home.

B: Why?

A: Doing business.

What business?

A: The pet crematorium.

B: This is the first time I've heard of it.

Nowadays, people have dogs and cats. If you don't keep them, you will die.

B: That's right.

A: Bring it here.

B: Why?

A: I cooked it for you. When it's finished, get a box and take it home when it's done. This is a kind of mind reading.

B: ashes.

Nobody did it.

Yes, no one does.

A: Its name is Feizhi, isn't it? After the opening, business was booming.

Oh, someone's coming.

A: Everyone is here to burn. There are cats and dogs. Of course, there are also troublemakers.

B: Yes.

A: Ah, 500. "How much is it?" I said, "500, it's written." It is connected to that, with a boundary of 35 cm, 500 below and 800 above.

Oh, by definition.

A: "Can I give this to 20?" "You hate,"

B: 20?

I want 500 pounds. Remember "500 under 35 cm"? "No way, are you that hard to burn a cricket?"

B: Can crickets burn?

A: "Don't talk nonsense, rules, you know!"

B: There is no price.

A: "I came yesterday, and I didn't burn it for him at 1000.

B: What?

A: Camels.

B: That won't burn either.

A: I won't burn it for you.

B: It's not that big.

A: "Go! Go! " "I'm going? I really don't care, do I? Go, give me the mutton string! "

Degang Guo's Guankou Poems and Dingchang Poems

"The bent wood will bend eventually, and the jackal is hard to keep as a dog. Soon after the cormorant is dyed black by ink, it is not firm to paint the crow white. Huang Lian's honey will be bitter in the end, but strong flowers can't be sweet. Good things must be done by good people. How can mortals become immortals? "

Put your hand into Noda, and you can see the water when you look down. Six clean squares are meters (roads), and retrogression is progress.

It's not that enemies don't get together When will they be together? If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died.

Turtles used to bully frogs in wells, and Dapeng spread its wings all over the world. A strong man has a strong hand. Don't brag to others.

I'm covered, you're covered, you cover me with felt. If you have money, I will help you. If I have no money, I will use your money. You hold my foot when going up the hill, and I step on your shoulder when going down the hill. I will be your husband when I have a son, and sleep with me when you have a daughter. When you swear by this, I will die after you; When I broke my oath, you died before me.

Duke Zhou was afraid of rumors, and Wang Mang was humble to corporal. If you die that year, who knows the truth of your life!

Fame will never be heard, and right and wrong will always be clear. I believe people for a while.

Haven't you ever done anything stupid and deaf? You can't escape being ugly. We agree to persuade people to return to the good road, which is the accumulation of negative work in calculation.

There are many people in the world and few gentlemen, and the stars in the sky shine for several months; Rivers, lakes and seas are full of water, only fish and shrimp can't see dragons; Birds in the sky face North Korea and want to see the Phoenix. The roe deer ran all over the mountain, but who saw Kirin go up the mountain; Bricks and tiles are everywhere, which one throws gold at will; There are countless people in the world, and which man is a hero.

Wine is a burning flame, and color is a steel knife for cutting meat, which is rich enough to avoid harming people. This gas is smokeless gunpowder. In the future, when the four pieces are combined, it will be quite fast. Advise you not to love the supreme, which is the right way to cultivate one's morality and cultivate one's sexuality.

Three cups can reconcile everything, one drunk can solve a thousand worries, yin and harmony can seek happiness, and loneliness should be paid attention to. Wealth is the treasure of the family, qi is the principle of nature, and helping humanity is resentment. How wrong it is to hold an opinion!

Since the mixed yuan opened, the word yin and yang has been successful. It means that life is scattered into the wind and everything is sprouting. But look at the body six feet, throat three inches. Wealth and wine are wrapped in cages. Who can enjoy them without gas? "

The overlord committed suicide in Wujiang, and Zhou Yu died soon. How many heroes died before the battle because of disappointing.

Being drunk is the highest, and being slutty is a hero. Don't take meaningless wealth, submit to humiliation and forgive others.

Sai Weng's success is unlucky, and Song Zi is blind and fierce. The future is as dark as paint, but the weather is unpredictable.

Who doesn't love money and sex? It's always difficult to dye people's hearts. Teenagers are like supervisors. Ghosts don't invade anyone.

I was drunk all day, and suddenly I heard that I was trying to climb the mountain in spring. I'm going to stay for half a day because of the monk's words.

Buy a cow to learn farming and build a hut for nymphs. I also know that I won't die for many days, and I will spend several years in the mountains. Poetry and wine can always become immortals in order to be an official and to fantasize about cameos. Everything in the world has gone up in price, and old things are worthless.

If the rabbit flies away, the world will be blurred forever after one hundred years. It's a dream of wealth, a game of chess played by kings of past dynasties. Yu decided to accept the inheritance of Kyushu Tang, Qin swallowed the six countries and Han succeeded to the throne. One hundred years are numbered, and it is too late to pursue sex day and night.

Don't force marriage, don't worry before marriage. Let the waves rise from the sky and cross the boat steadily.

My ancestors gave me the world of mortals, and Cycas bloomed without spring. The cycle of transformation is very heavy, and life is reborn. If you want to know that color is colorless, you must know that it is invisible, but it is tangible. Empty color is color, and empty color should be clear.

You never know, and you don't know whether the machine will go wrong in the end. If those who die of breaking the country are insatiable people.

The golden mountain is shaded for thousands of years, the clouds fly high and the water flows naturally. Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and silver moon rolls with golden balls. It is three thousand miles away from Hubei, and it is close to sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River. The beautiful scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance has something to say.

Moral three yellow and five emperors, fame Xiahou Shang Zhou. The five tyrants and seven heroes made an insurrection in the Spring and Autumn Period, and they rose and fell for a while. There are several names on the history of qing dynasty, and there are countless barren hills in the north. As the tree, so the fruit.

Law-abiding and melancholy, singing hard every night. Riding a mule harms others, is honest and fair, and is hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, and there are many people who kill and set fires. I went to the west to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, there is no way.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

The sky is a carpet, and the sun, the moon and the stars sleep with me. Whoever casts a net for fame and fortune, rich and poor are not ordinary. There are also horses and sedan chairs, and there are also children in carts. Riding a horse in a sedan chair is a blessing, and the cart will naturally bear it. A beautiful horse carries a fool, and a beautiful woman often sleeps with my husband. The eighty-year-old man stood in front of the door, and the three-year-old urchin was dying. It's not that God doesn't open his eyes, and good and evil will eventually come back to life.

Swallows eat and float around the world, building nests for their children and grandchildren; In the end, I ate it thousands of times, for fear that my descendants would not have enough to eat. Xiaoyan has to keep for dozens of days, with long feathers on her arms. Forgetting the upbringing of my parents, I spread my wings and flew away. Fly to the wild and meet a civet cat that avoids mice. Chew the belt and bone together, but Xiaoyan's life is lost.

The horse has long hair and fat hooves, the son steals his father but not a thief, the blind uncle marries his blind grandmother, and the old couple have lived for most of their lives-no one has ever seen anyone!

Far away, far away. It's not a gourd, it's not a gourd, it's a rush in the water. Some people say it's a fish belly, others say it's a urine bubble. They made a bet by the river, and it turned out that Wang Wenlin was taking a bath.

Old vines and faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people-in the hospital.

Wine is poison, color is steel knife, wealth is curse, and gas is smokeless. No wine, no banquet, colorless road, vast territory and sparse population, no money, no movement, no gas, no bullying.

On the third day, the thirteenth day and the twenty-third day, the couple closed for dinner. The fly took a grain of rice, and the old man chased it to Sichuan in a rage. The old man walked for three months, but the book didn't come and the letter didn't pass. Find a fortune teller to calculate. The fortune teller said: according to divination, it is annoying to hurt money and accompany the travelling expenses!

It is very hot in the dog days of June, and there is a Zhangjiawan in JD.COM. The old couple were having dinner in the hospital when a fly came. The fly took a grain of rice, and when the old man got angry, he chased him to Sichuan. My wife stayed at home for three months, but the book didn't come and the letter didn't pass. A fortune teller was invited to do calculations. The fortune teller said: Stop according to the divination-the old man's trip was a waste of money and money, and he was furious, so it was a waste of money!

Telling stories and singing plays to persuade people, taking the center in three ways. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.

In front of the mountain and behind the mountain of Lu Mei, there is a wolf, and the wolf and the deer become sworn at the top of the mountain. The wolf is in trouble, the deer comes to help, the deer is in trouble, and the wolf hides; The arrow hit the crow's head and landed on the wolf; I advise you to be cautious in making friends, and never make friends unintentionally.

Qian Sun Zhao Li, Wu Zhou Zheng Wang, Chen Feng Chu Wei, cut sugar for cake.

/kloc-it snowed heavily in October and February, and the old couple slept on the hot kang. The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but his wife wouldn't let him sleep. The old man picked up the doorknob and his wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple banged at dawn, and the kang was cold. Nobody touches the hot kang!

/kloc-it snowed heavily in October and February, and the old couple earned a hot kang. The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but his wife said, no! Don't! Don't let it! The old man picked up the door handle and his wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple played until dawn. It's good. No one sleeps on the hot kang.

Zhan Zhan can't be bullied, and Zhang Fei drinks Dangyang Bridge. Although it is not a good deal, couples will be grateful one day!

It's chilly in the sky, and hydrangeas are rolling underground. Steamed buns, but not steamed buns.

As soon as the sun was as red as fire, Erbajiaren put on rouge. The redder, the redder.

On the first day of New Year's Eve, after the second day and the third day; Fifteen and a half months on the first day, and half a year on June 30th.

It's noon in the morning, and sweat is dripping down the soil. Who knows, a piece of baked sweet potato was served for lunch.

Goose, goose, goose, Xiang Tiange, white hair floating green water, and great fried dough sticks!

Wen can write down the world and ride a horse to make Kun. Go to the kang to know the lady, and go to the kang to know the shoes.

Thousands of books, a three-foot Longquan, is born with what I think. I can't serve my country and the world. Whose husband am I?

A day's husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days, and a hundred days' husband and wife are as deep as the sea. Sea cucumber is not as expensive as shrimp, and shrimp costs 80 Jin!

Frosty night, Jiangfeng, fishing and sleeping, Hanshan Temple outside Gusu, you have to spend money to get in.

Houses and trees are surrounded by mountains and rivers, so it is safe to travel and live. The plowman who has a field depends on the sky for his harvest and the sky for his famine. Sail after the storm, with fish on one side and wine on the other. Three strokes in the morning, especially when sleeping, are not immortals, but better than immortals.

There is a dark winter in the sky, like white flour thrown down; This is in a hurry than the bait itself, and catkins are usually the same; Black dogs are white and white dogs are swollen; The grave is bigger than steamed bread, and the well is a big hole.

There is a fortune teller who has strong skills and unusual intelligence; He figured out that there was an emperor before Beijing, and he figured out that the emperor's daughter-in-law must be called the queen; He counted the whole grains as big as this broad bean, and the underground crops he counted were growing sorghum; He counted his father's age in the aisle, and his daughter-in-law's mother must be a man's mother-in-law; Finally, this divination is more accurate, and the head is long on the neck.

Millions of troops were trapped in Xiangyang, with no reinforcements outside and no food inside. One day, the city was broken, crying father and mother.

The fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water has no beloved fallen petal. I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch.

North-South Street runs east-west, and people bite dogs at the crossroads. They pick up dogs and chop bricks, but the bricks bite their hands. There was a 19-year-old man who drank lotus root with wine in his mouth. He has never seen such a thing since he was a child. Three wheels are pulling a train.

Do not do all kinds of evil, all kinds of good will pursue; Report your children far away and report yourself near. Heaven has eyes, and retribution is clear; But doing good deeds is the future of Mo Wen.

The poor hit ten steel hooks in the cross street, but they couldn't hook their relatives; The rich waved swords, spears and sticks in the mountains, but they couldn't disperse the meaningless guests and friends. The gun in the general's hand has turned the tide and can't stop the words hunger, cold and poverty. Heroes may not be heroes at this point.

I worked hard and knew I was dead before I left the saddle. For three hundred years, it has harmed the country and hanged the people for eight thousand miles. Autumn wind sword tears lonely minister, sunset flag general altar, the human sea breath is not exhausted, it is not appropriate to wait and see.

The general is naturally generous, his waist is crossed with autumn water and a sword; The wind blows mountains and rivers, and the lightning flashes high. There is a unicorn in the sky. How can the ants in the cave escape? On the day when I came back from peace, the general and I took off our shirts.

Li Zhuan's medical skill is high, so he resigned from the post of Han Dynasty. My uncle holds a yin-yang board, a color and a jade flute with one hand. Dong Bin carries a sword and a breeze, and the old man rides a donkey across Zhaoqiao; Gu Xiang came in for longevity wine, while Xiangzi presented peaches in a basket.

(Nianbai) When the Dojo is achieved, liberation becomes. Vegetarians are devout and burn incense to worship. All the people on the altar are singing the holy trumpets. The sea of misery is full of evil and fascinating. The world doesn't miss Tommy. Walking in the world is a waste. Look at the colorful mountains, listen to the flowing water, the spring flowers are still there, and people are not surprised when they come. In the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, geese fly south and scream and cry, but they will come back one day, and their dead souls will not come back. (Passing by the door) There is a bright moon floating in the sky. To be a man, you must study hard. First of all, we should be filial to our parents and love our compatriots. Brother, brotherhood, don't lose it. I'm a Buddha, Tathagata, and I'm confused. The first day I came to the gate of hell, the gate of hell, I came to the gate of hell and cried. The next day, I came to the evil dog village, the evil dog village, and many evil dogs were really scary. I'm a Buddha, Tathagata, and I'm confused. On the third day, I came to see the end of the world, the end of the world, the ends of the earth. My sister is a thread and a needle. Lang, we are inseparable. I'm a Buddha, Tathagata, and I'm confused.

Centipedes have hundreds of feet, but they can't walk like snakes. Ji Ling has wings and can't fly like a crow. A horse has a journey of a thousand miles, and no one can't walk by himself; People have the ambition of lingyun, unless they are lucky, they can't get ahead. The article is overwhelming, and Confucius is trapped in Cai Chen; Wu is a little better, and Taigong fishes in Weishui. Stealing feet is young, not a kind person; Yan Hui's life is short, but he is not a vicious man. Yao and Shun are the most holy, the son of evil. Gu Sou is stupid, but he gave birth to the son of the Great Sage. Zhang Liangyuan is a civilian, and Xiao He is called a county magistrate. Yan zi is less than five feet tall and can be the prime minister of qi state; Kongming lived in a thatched cottage and became a strategist of Shu Han. Han Xin had no choice but to seal the generals of the Han Dynasty. Feng Tang has the ambition to keep peace, and the old half-official has no seal; Although the king of Chu is male, Wujiang's suicide is inevitable; Although Hanwang is weak, it has Wan Li. Full of knowledge, white hair is not the first; Teenagers are scholars and teenagers are subjects. Some are poor first and then rich, and some are rich first and then poor. Dragons don't meet, fish and shrimp dive; When a gentleman loses time, he makes a villain. When the weather is bad, the sun and the moon have no light; When the land comes out, the vegetation is not long; When the water is gone, the wind and waves will not stop; People don't have time, and profits will not work. When people are alive, wealth cannot be moved, and poverty cannot be bullied. This is the cycle of heaven and earth, and it will always start again.