A script to see the world.

H: I want to know something. Well, how can I get to the stadium?

S: Fa ... Are you going to court?

H: it's not a lawsuit I want to talk to the court for nothing.

Shi: What nonsense?

H: No, I scratched it.

S: Scratch?

H: I'm not scratching the red, I'm stirring with them.

S: Huh? ! You got mixed up with the court? What are you going to say?

H: Well, this anger is confusing me now. I mean, I want to help the court. I will help them change the laws they are implementing now.

S: What? You want to amend the current law?

H: Not all, only one. If we don't change this article, we can't prove that running the country according to law is the foundation.

S: Oh.

H: If you don't change this article, you will not be able to conform to international law.

S: Oh?

Hou: If we don't change it, it won't be enough to make people angry. Why don't you exchange this?

S: What?

Hou: You can't appease the kind spirit of our generation!

Si Tong: Oh.

H: We are good people now.

I said wait a minute, good citizen,

H: mm-hmm

Wait a minute, can you tell me which one to modify?

Hou: just one, that "the living are angry and don't pay for their lives" has to be changed.

Si Tong: That's it? Don't go to court, I'll show you the way.

H: thank you.

There is an anding hospital outside Deshengmen. You'll be fine there! Do you see this whole obsession?

H: yes! I just make them angry.

S: Who is angry?

H: Who's who? I also tell you that if you are angry with me, they have to pay for me!

S: Yo?

Hou: Whoever is angry with me will pay the price!

Si Tong: Oh.

Hou: How many people are angry with me and how many people want to die?

S: Oh, your life is so valuable?

H: Of course, I am a golden destiny.

S: Oh, then everyone else is local.

Oh, by the way, how do you know? Are all born and raised ~

S: Oh ~ How do you know?

H: Because I asked someone to do it for me. I asked a blind man to do it for them.

Shi: Is that magic?

H: I spend money on business. I spent more than 70 yuan to tell these people's fortune, 5 yuan each. These people will pay for my life.

S: No, no, no. Tell me specifically, who is angry with you?

Hou: Who is angry with me? You can talk about Zhao Heizi first. This Zhao sunspot is really irritating!

Si Tong: Stop. Who is this Zhao Heizi?

H: Our neighbors.

S: Neighbors.

H: What neighbors! Living next door to him, I am poor!

S: What's the matter?

H: It's from their railway.

Stone: Glory to railway workers!

H: What is glory? Really ~ will their family be glorious? You don't know, when their family was young, their family was in trouble. You've never seen anything like it.

Shi: My family is poor.

H: At that time, we went to school together. I brought the steamed bread, and he took the steamed bread and stuffed pickles in his eyes.

Shi: Life is just hard!

Hou: In' 74, his father retired due to illness. He entered the railway instead of his father.

Si Tong: It's almost over.

Hou: hey ~ it hasn't been two years, and it doesn't matter much. He killed the leader and got on the motorcycle.

S: Wait a minute. What language is it? What is smoothness?

H: Otherwise, can others get on that motorcycle?

Shi: I have the ability to work.

H: What is his working ability? What's he doing on a motorcycle?

S: He drives a train.

H: Do you think he can drive a train?

S: Then.

H: How can he drive a train?

Just a moment, please. You can't drive a train either. How fast the train runs! Huh? Who saw you drive the train like this?

H: How about this one?

Si Tong: Rowing? You turned around and went in again

H: I haven't been up there. How can I know how to drive?

S: I don't know. Do not be blind.

H: Anyway, he has never driven a train. He went up to shovel the coal in the boiler.

Si Tong: It's called a stoker.

Oh, yes, that's what he did!

S: Oh.

H: Oh, this Zhao Heizi. Let me tell you something.

Stone: It's dark.

H: who is it?

Shi: Zhao Heizi

Hou: Zhao Heizi, is he black? He is whiter than me!

Shi: Then how can it be called Zhao Heizi?

H: His work is dirty!

Stone: Oh ~

H: Oh, how many tons of coal do you need for that job? How many tons of coal have been shoveled into the boiler! Even the sweat has taken the cinder all over, and there will be a few at home at night, and two small cinders can be produced with one foot!

S: Hello! What an exaggeration!

Hou: His daughter-in-law opens the door at night. If she can't find him, she looks at her white teeth.

S: Oh, the working conditions are terrible.

Hou: Hey ~ That's it! It's annoying that you said he didn't work. After three or four years of hard work, he got on the diesel locomotive.

S: It has been updated.

Hou: You are really bad.

Shi: What is immoral?

H: He is at home and abroad now. He should shovel coal. Why did he drive a diesel locomotive?

S: The situation has improved.

H: He has made progress. I look irritated.

S: Then why are you angry?

Hou: A few years later, it broke down, which was even more exasperating. He replaced the electric locomotive.

S: Yes, they are all electric locomotives now.

H: Comrades, do you know how to drive an electric locomotive? Now, if you sit there, turn on the air conditioner and press the button, it's work.

S: That's right.

H: Let's call it a job. In the past, he had to go out for three days and stay for three nights before coming back. Now he came back day and night.

S: Yes, the train is accelerating.

H: Hey ~ Besides, take two days off and work for three days.

S: Ah.

Hou: During the break, I carried the birdcage. Oh, I went to the park to walk the birds.

Shi: Take turns to rest.

H: In this way, he can work as a model worker.

S: Well done.

H: I'll order this today and that tired bastard tomorrow. Yes, I am a model worker. I don't even have to spend.

Shi: Who will take care of you when you are tired?

Hou: I'm so angry! How could he turn his life into this? Look at it and you will be angry! No, I have to think of the rule of law.

S: Cure him?

H: I will cure him. I tell you, no matter what you do, your efforts will pay off.

S: What?

Hou: After my investigation and careful study, I finally got a pigtail in my hand.

S: What's the matter?

Hou: He has an illegitimate daughter in other places, hehehehehehe.

S: Are you sure?

H: That's right. I'm not sure. I sent a letter to the post office that day. I saw Ersenwatt send money to that girl.

Stone: Oh ~

H: I see. Yo, sunspot, what does this mean? Huh? Oh, monkey, don't tell my lover this. I said don't worry, I will never tell your lover.

Stone: Yankou

H: I'll tell her daughter-in-law later.

Shi: What kind of person is this?

Hou: Hey ~ I am such an honest and frank person.

Shi: You are still being honest with each other!

H: Well, yes, my eyes are not soft with sand.

S: Wow.

H: I can't watch this woman and children being bullied.

S: hmm ~

Oh, his daughter-in-law fights with him at night ~ even crying and screaming like that truck, hehehe.

S: It's wonderful for him.

H: I have just settled this matter.

S: That's settled?

H: it's done.

Shi: hohohoho, a new word.

H: Mr. Wang in our yard makes me angry.

Shi: How did this teacher Wang recruit you?

Hou: Miss Wang, come on, just a teacher at Railway Primary School, teaching Grade Two.

Shi: That's a teacher, too.

H: huh?

Shi: That's a teacher, too.

Hou: Let's call the teacher! Hey hey, do you know what their home used to be like?

S: Tell me about it.

H: Six people live in eight square meters.

S: Oh.

Hou: ouch ~ it's raining heavily outside, but it's raining lightly inside. Oh, come to our house to borrow the washbasin to catch the rain.

S: Housing difficulties.

Hou: Then what kind of meat tickets, fish tickets and sugar tickets will be issued? I dare not buy it and give it away. Even mahjong books are sent to our home every month.

S: Oh.

H: Oh, yes. Alas, I didn't expect his family to be the first to move into the dormitory of our college as soon as the intellectual policy was implemented in 1982.

S: Great.

H: how annoying!

S: What are you angry about?

H: Their family has one or three bedrooms, and now there is one more than ours.

S: Of course.

H: it's nothing.

S: Ah.

Hou: With Mr. Wang's extravagance, corruption can kill people's popularity.

S: How luxurious?

Hou: Now their family dares to eat prawns once a week.

S: Oh?

H: Everyone in the family buys such a big cake for their birthday.

S: Oh?

Hou: hmm ~ dare to eat crabs on August 15th!

S: How do you know that?

I went through their trash can.

S: Wow! Oh, are you tired?

Hou: I also told you that I looked at the shrimp when I dug out its skin. When I squeezed, I was Nie Weida (didn't hear clearly).

S: That's right.

Hou: The skin of that shrimp is hard! You got it? If the skin of this shrimp is hard, it proves that everything you ate at the beginning is alive.

S: Oh, fresh.

Hou: The most exasperating thing is that some of them are thrown away before they are chewed.

S: Really?

H: (action)

Shi: Good photos, good photos! Keep coming! How nice this looks.

H: Besides, I also dug out some bags. I smell like milk powder, and I have no Chinese characters.

S: They are all foreign languages.

Hou: Do you think you can fool me without a Chinese character?

S: Oh.

H: I'm holding this milk powder bag. As soon as I took a taxi, I went to the Foreign Languages Institute.

S: Why?

H: I spent 400 yuan. I asked a professor to help me translate.

Shi: You are idle!

Hou: At that time, the professor told me after turning it over for me.

S: Oh.

H: These are all milk powders imported from Holland.

S: European.

H: I walked into the yard that day and met Miss Wang. Yo, Miss Wang, hehe, your little grandson will be able to speak a foreign language from birth.

Shi: What do you mean?

Do you know that all the milk powder he drinks is Dutch?

S: Ah.

H: At that time, Mr. Wang was speechless when he heard this sentence.

S: It makes you angry.

H: Finally, squeeze out a sentence through your teeth.

S: What?

H: You are full, full.

S: Just wait for this sentence.

H: Hi, he is an intellectual, and he is a people's teacher.

S: That's right.

How dare he scold me?

Shi: Yo yo, why don't you tell me about those rough things you did!

H: You wait.

S: Why?

Wait, I'll write it down for you.

Shi: Yo-ho, you have another book.

I will write to your school tomorrow.

S: Ah.

H: I'll let you be laid off first. You wait.

S: Listen to your family.

Hou: of course, you wait, it won't be over. It's so annoying! Oh, I'm so angry, my heart is stuck,

S: Ah.

H: I'd better walk home.

S: Oh.

H: Go to the aisle in our backyard.

S: Oh.

Hou: The second son of Lao Zhao's family makes me angry.

S: Why are these two boys angry with you?

Hou: these two boys, ho ho ho ~

S: What's the matter? What is this? What's with such a big figure? What is this? What happened? What is this?

That kid, haha, was a pain in the ass the day before yesterday.

Shi: Oh, I'm retarded.

H: Hey, when I was a kid, we were in the same class. Oh, that idiot. The teacher can't answer nine of the ten questions.

Si Tong: Oh.

H: I have to stand up and answer for him.

Shi: You are so clever.

Hou: The teacher asked, What is 2+2?

S: Ah.

I want to stand up "4"!

Shi: Good brain!

H: It's really ~ You know what?

S: Good brain.

Hou: hey ~ such a child, graduated from college, and he,

S: Huh? Wait, wait, wait.

Hou: He just, he just ~

Shi: I was born a nerd and later graduated from college. Which one of you is a nerd?

He's-he's a pain in the ass.

S: Are people mentally retarded? I graduated from college.

H: I am surprised. How does this university choose students now? Only this student can graduate from college.

S: Oh.

Hou: Later, we separated. On that railway, there was a man named ... Tie ... He studied railways, studied railways. ...

Shi: Research Institute of Railway Science

By the way, just one unit, where you were assigned.

S: Hmm.

Hou: Not half a year, the leader sent him to Germany!

S: That's right.

H: It is said that this will be a joint venture.

Si Tong: Technology first.

Hou: This child has no virtue!

S: What's the matter?

Hou: How dare you make money from Germans when you go to Germany?

S: I think not.

Hou: I think it's pathetic that he earns more than 4 thousand German jackets a month and licks his face and sends them home.

Just a moment, please.

Hou: You and that one won't embarrass China people!

Shi: You're embarrassed, too. Wait a minute.

H: huh?

S: What's the name of this German currency?

H: What's the matter?

Shi: Just now you said that you earned money in Germany.

H: mm-hmm

S: Earn what?

H: jacket!

S: Say attention outside next time ~ Mark!

What did you say?/Sorry?

S: Mark!

H: Is that Mark?

S: That's right.

Hou: He didn't tell me about this bad boy! Is that jacket made of horse skin?

S: What a mess!

Hou: You have to explain it to me!

S: Just call it Mark!

Hou: just call it that thing ~ just call it mark ~

S: Ah.

H: He has been in Germany for five years, and now he is back.

S: Oh.

H: wow! I also photographed my mobile phone, driving, licking my face and holding a Canon camera. That's just an automatic thing. He's back, you know?

S: Oh.

Hou: It's all mixed up, mixed up, and he's back.

S: Hmm.

H: I happened to be walking along the aisle with him.

S: Hmm.

Hou: Hey ~ I said, why are you going? Well, Brother Hou, I have a little cold these two days. I drove to see a doctor. Comrades,

S: What's the matter?

Hou: It's less than 2000 meters from our home to the hospital! He drove to the doctor and told me? !

S: What's wrong with that?

Hou: I'm just bored!

S: What does it have to do with you?

H: He is angry with me!

S: It's none of your business.

H: He clearly knows that I am going to be ill now. My teeth were so swollen that I had to cover my cheeks for five miles. I have to see a doctor.

S: That stomatological hospital is too far from your home.

H: Not a stomatological hospital.

S: Ah.

Hou: It was that foreigner who rented a house in the countryside and poked a sign at the door.

S: Oh ~ I see! You are a telephone pole. Look at that little advertisement!

H: it's not a telephone pole I saw it in the bathroom.

Shi: Cough! Might as well be a telephone pole.

H: Now he wants to sue me.

S: What about the craft?

H: The craft is similar to the advertisement. It's the farmer who pulled out his teeth.

Si Tong: A little sweet?

Hou: It hurts a little, huh ~

Shi: You can't bear to spend money!

Hou: I'm so angry! He drove to see a doctor, and he told me. Ok ~ you go to see a doctor ~ go ahead ~

S: Oh.

I'm telling you, he drove to see a doctor.

S: Yes.

H: Before he comes back.

S: Ah.

Hou: I let the whole hospital know that the children of Lao Zhao's family have AIDS!

S: Are you hurt?

H: I am such an honest and frank person.

S: Let's not ban words.

H: Ouch! When you get home, take out your notebook and turn it over to me.

S: Ah.

You don't know, comrades

S: Hmm.

In the past twenty years, all my neighbors have become better than me.

Shi: It's time.

H: Just in time! I caught up too! Why am I not here?

S: Ah.

Hou: If you want to be a good person, you must be a good person in our family first!

S: Why?

H: Our family has a good foundation.

S: What is your family base?

Hou: Our plastic soles, bah! Your plastic bottom!

S: What about buying shoes?

Hou: What a plastic bottom! I am so angry. Let me tell you something! God, it's blocking my heart.

S: It is still stuck.

H: No, I have to go out to play.

S: Relax.

H: I came out from home.

S: Oh.

Hou: I just walked into the alley of the street and got angry when I met my second sister-in-law.

Shi: Why did Ersao recruit you?

Hou: The second sister-in-law of Lao Sun's family ... Hehehehehehe ... Do you know what she does?

S: Why?

H: The one who feeds people with water pipes on the railway.

Stone: Station Water Man!

Hou: she can't squeeze ~

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Yun-peng Yue Sun Yue's comic dialogue script "Looking at the World with Small Eyes" (I love the whole house)

Yun-peng Yue: I won't be angry if I don't pay for my life!

Sun Yue: You'll see. Wait a minute.

Yun-peng Yue: You must pay for it.

Sun Yue: You are so angry. You take a deep breath and hold on. Who's mad at you?

Yun-peng Yue: I am angry with many people.

Sun Yue: Tell me.

Yun-peng Yue: It's just our community.

Sun Yue: Do you still have a community?

Yun-peng Yue: Your family lives on the playground.

Sun Yue: It's up to me to read it smoothly.

Yun-peng Yue: Many people in our community are angry with me.

Sun Yue: Who is angry with you?

Yun-peng Yue: First of all, Zhao Heizi, whose family was poor when they were young.

Sun Yue: Are you so happy that people are poor?

Yun-peng Yue: You said you were poor. Poverty doesn't matter. You died poor, didn't you?

Sun Yue: What's it called?

Yun-peng Yue: That's all right. Later, he found a job.

Sun Yue: Everyone has to find a job.

Yun-peng Yue: Railways, trains, he continued to mine coal for others.

Sun Yue: Fireman.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes, I have been adding coal to the coal mine for several years.

Sun Yue: All the time.

Yun-peng Yue: Yes, it has.

Sun Yue: What do you mean, go up?

Yun-peng Yue: I just got promoted.

Sun Yue: Yes, I have.

Yun-peng Yue: Hang yourself!

Sun Yue: It has been transferred.

Yun-peng Yue: By the way, boy, transfer to that place.

Sun Yue: Where is it?

Yun-peng Yue: The front is the wall.

Sun Yue: The wall.

Yun-peng Yue: There is a wall behind, a wall on the left and a wall on the right. There is a roof above and a floor below. What's it called?

Sun Yue: Let's call it a house.

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