A short story told by Wei Zi in Qiong Yao's film?

Swallows knelt there, rubbing their knees and wobbling with fatigue.

Wei Zi is still kneeling flat.

"I'm so hungry! My stomach is growling. I'm too tired to open my eyes! My shoulder hurts, my knee hurts and my back hurts ... I won't kneel ... "said the swallow, who fell down.

Wei Zi grabbed her and warned:

"Kneel well! Kneel down! Didn't you say this wall has eyes? "

The swallow was afraid, looked around and knelt down hard. Wei Zi listened, but didn't hear the sound of "clear". It must be time for some mammy to go to bed, and she felt a little relieved. He quickly seized the opportunity and whispered to the swallow:

"Listen carefully, Swallow. At dawn, Galeries Lafayette will definitely try us again. You swallowed writing paper today. If Lafayette asks you what is written on the stationery tomorrow, what will you answer? "

"I said I forgot!"

"Can't forget! Erkang has sent us a message saying that it is a love poem. You should recite a love poem as soon as possible. I'll teach you one now, you remember! "

"Even recite poems? You know I'm most afraid of reciting poems! " The swallow immediately resisted.

"No way out, be sure to take it back! Recite a more vernacular song. Hurry up! " Wei Zi thought about it and read a poem: "You like me, you are full of emotion, and you are as hot as fire. Put a piece of mud, twist a you, shape a me, break the two of us together, and then reconcile you and me with water ... "

Before Wei Zi finished reading, the swallow became impatient:

"What? Such a long poem? What mud? What water? What fire? If we break it together, won't it all be over? Why is it called love poem? This kind of poem sounds disgusting, I don't want to recite it! "

Wei Zi was in a hurry, knowing that the swallow didn't recite poems, she would definitely fail tomorrow. Try to come up with another song:

"Then, recite another song ..." Read it again: "Don't write love stories or poems, and one party will send you homesickness. Please read it carefully, horizontally and vertically! "

"Don't write anything, don't write poetry ... why is this person so boring? Obviously, I didn't write poetry, but I also wrote a long article. What does' horizontal is also silk, vertical is also silk' mean? "

"This silk word is a homonym of" thinking ". In other words, the woman chose a handkerchief for the man and wrote nothing. The man read it and understood it! The horizontal wire is also vertical! " Wei Zi explained.

"He knows, I don't understand! In my opinion, the two of us are' violent death and vertical death!' Let him go! These poems are like tongue twisters. How can I remember them? "

With a cry, the small window on the door opened again, and Mammy Gui's voice sounded:

"Don't talk! Kneel well! "

The two men hurriedly knelt down, and the swallow gnashed her teeth with hate.