Goose Fortune Telling _ What does Goose mean?

Classic joke:

1. I have been good at putting off what I have to do today and what I have to do tomorrow since I was a child. Finally, I'm tired of putting it off until the nth tomorrow, and then I call it ideal.

2. Son, what do you want for your birthday today? ""Well ... I want that homemade puzzle. " "Homemade puzzles? "What kind of pattern do you want?" "Draw a picture of dad on the puzzle." "Ha! Does the baby have to spell it out for dad? " "No, teachers and children say that it is popular to beat dad now."

3. A large hospital recruits interns, and the professor gives questions for students to answer. The professor asked: What should you do if I am bitten by a bee? A said: Just go back and put some oil on it. B said: I'll give you some medicine and oil to go back to diminish inflammation and apply it! C said: Oh, no, you have to do B-ultrasound and electrocardiogram, and you must stay in hospital for observation, otherwise the result will be very serious! As a result, C was admitted!

Extended data:

Skills of writing a good joke:

1, the inspiration of jokes is not long-term thinking, but a whim, so it is particularly important to carry paper and pens with you.

2. The writing skills of the paragraph are short, unexpected and reasonable. The length of jokes should not be too long, and the tedious text description will greatly weaken the effect of jokes. There can be no plot setting, just a few words or a mockery of life, and jokes should be combined with the trend of the times to be more realistic.

3. The practice of jokes is not only a style exercise, but also an attitude towards life. Humorous people are more popular, and people who like to tease themselves are more resistant to external pressure, so the habit of writing jokes should be adhered to.