Kneeling, a short story of Mayday

I'm not a fan of five degrees ~ but I know them very well.

Maybe I can solve the problem you said ~

I don't know if my answer falls within the scope of your question ~

But it better help you. I just want to do what I have to do for Mayday ~)

1. Guan You likes to wear colorful clothes and often mix and match them. Martha saw him and blurted out, "Do you think you are a traffic light?"

2. There were no girls in the rehearsal of "Red women soldiers" in A Xin senior high school, so the teacher used A Xin, whose height was 180cm.

3. A Xin laughed at the scandal that Martha and Fish Leong bought stereos together, saying, "They need a wedding fund, because a family can't just have stereos.

Milk tea said that every time I saw her in May, I called her Empress Dowager Cixi instead of her name.

A Xin likes to tell fans that the shouts must be louder and louder, and the losers will sleep at the train station. As a result, he was the first one to shout silence.

6. When A Xin was in high school, he wore two braids on his head, one on each side. Others say he is cute and funny.

7. The monster in Mayday worried his family and was angry with his fans because he came all the way to see himself.

A Xin said that he couldn't make much money, and sometimes he had to borrow money from his friends to buy musical instruments.

9. The monster's New Year's resolution is to make more friends.

10. Guan You's New Year's wish is to have a studio belonging to Mayday without renting it from the landlord.

1 1. Mayday Monster once joked that he wanted to play in the NBA without playing music, and was laughed at by four other people.

12. Mayday hopes that fans will wear red clothes to cheer for themselves when watching their concerts.

13. Martha is a digital idiot and can't even tell the model of her mobile phone.

14. The monster in May is a short message madman, who can type a word in one second.

15. A red concert will be held in May. When A Xin sees something red, his eyes will glow, and he will release it automatically.

16. Guan You likes to eat "special honey" when he is in Harbin.

17. On May Day, my children and I were shooting an advertisement and they were thrown with sand. They said helplessly, "The child is out of control.

18. Mayday said that their motto is: Don't stand if you can sit, and don't sit if you can lie down.

19. two months after the may day holiday, they said to the rolling stone, "if you don't rest, your family will die!" I see.

20. Mayday likes Haruki Murakami's works best. Does it feel romantic? Very pure? Very sad.

2 1. Si Tong thinks he has no talent for financial management, so his money is usually kept by his wife.

22. Guan You has special turtle hair, and the cosmetic mirror is full of small bottles with different functions, arranged according to size.

Guan You paid great attention to prenatal education and asked his wife to stare at him less so as not to give birth to a daughter who looks like him.

24. In A Xin in May, I feel that the three main points of human settlement are: sunshine? Water? Air conditioning.

25. A Xin of Mayday never scored too high in her composition when she was a child.

On April Fool's Day in May, it was renamed "Uwu official website", and all five members became "F4".

27. When A Xin was in high school, she regarded Su Huilun as the goddess in her heart. She once madly encouraged her classmates to write 500 postcards to support her.

28. The fastest time for A Xin to write a poem is two and a half minutes, that is, love ing.

29. Guan You's unique skill is to sing a duet between a man and a woman.

30. As long as the stone in the May sky stands on the elevator on the stage, it will be imagined as Jim looking at the distance with a telescope in Treasure Island.

3 1. Stone once spent half a day on the website looking for anime songs, who must sing on the way to school in childhood.

32. Martha once wrote this number on the 50 yuan bill paid by a girl he secretly loved for a long time, DL9 14694BZ.

33. Among the 515 people, stone is the least likely to stay in bed, and others have reached the realm of "sleeping everywhere".

34. A Xin must defecate before taking a bath.

35. Martha likes to pick out her ears and often bleeds.

36. Mayday has always had a dream, that is, to make Ng Man Tat a guest star in MV.

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The following is an interesting story.

1. Take a taxi in Hong Kong on May 1, and don't forget to advertise and say to the driver, "Do you know May 1? Their music is very good! " Don't get off the bus until you have finished talking. ..

Mayday said that if the record sales exceeded 500,000, it would be a collective streaking. So now the slogan of fans is: Let A Xin take off his clothes! !

3. A Xin said that if a relationship counts as a credit, then the monster has got 100.

5. Go to the newspaper office and answer the hotline, "Please press one for A Xin, two for Stone, three for Monster …". ..

5. The reporter asked the stone: Before the holiday, you said you wanted a small stone. Did you get the results? Interrupted in the letter: it is faster to pick up pebbles next to the track. ..

The monster told the reporter that he wore his cousin's clothes. A Xin: He can wear his cousin's clothes, his computer and his cousin's girlfriend. (Poor Brother Shi Jie)

7. Leave the stone behind: Chen Axin, Chen Axin, if it weren't for your "shameless" behavior of "writing bloody books to strike classes", I am afraid I would have to waste decades of youth to see through you. Aren't you the man who used to be my brother and stabbed a cardboard knife in my ribs? Now, as soon as I graduated, I went to cut class and rebelled against my teacher under my banner. Is it the legendary "there is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is the overlord"? In the past, even if you thought you were a monkey, I had to punish you. At least, I will light up your desk, bring you oversized sunglasses and prevent you from eating to treat your anorexia ... but forget it now. First of all, I, a person who has experienced the joint college entrance examination, will not be as knowledgeable as you. Second, now I am.

8. Speaking of the Manchu-Chinese version of A Xin: For example, there is a saying, "I am stupid/not stupid/I will prove it with my life/prove it with my life." This sentence can be used on Guan You. Reporter: No matter what questions you answer, you will turn to your friends for help and make a wonderful ending? Martha: Do you think it's great? That's not wonderful. The wonderful thing should be "I am stupid/stupid/have nothing to prove." A Xin: Actually, Guan You is a fool with stupid happiness, and we enjoy it with him. Guan You is actually a blessed person. Many good things will happen to him, but he will be unlucky. For example, going out on a date will be photographed. Anyway, just follow our brother Guan You. I suggest you follow him.

9. Reporter: I heard that there was a Taiwan Province guest selection, and Guan You and Monster were both on the list. A Xin: I'm honored! Weird: Wow, this is the first time I have been on the list since I was a child. Which of us is better? M: Whatever, what they mean is that you love fortune telling. Remember the correct title: such as fortune telling. Do you think you are a little better? Guan (naive and confident):No. Xin: Taiwan Province is not a bad word. Fortunately, we found A Xin in the crowd, but only a group of Taiwan Province guests were left.

10 (continued from 9): It is said that the monster stands because this man is handsome but loves to drink. Monster: I feel very good (A Xin Research: very good, very good). It seems very fashionable now, and many people are very popular now. A Xin, do you have a place to build a station? A Xin: Yes (eight octaves higher). For example, I have many friends. (Guan You is still a monster) That should be "two".

1 1. A Xin was demoted to the dominant tone because he couldn't play the guitar well. 12. When Sorbonne was playing, because there were too many guitarists, everyone lobbied Martha to say that bass was fun and tricked him into learning bass.

13. 5 Originally, I planned to name the studio the madhouse, but they really liked the big chicken leg made by the monster mother, so I simply named it the big chicken leg studio.

14. reporter: ... the new song "floating life in the wind" is very determined. | A letter (floating with a smile): The floating life in Gone with the Wind was written by a monster. Do you think he can be sure? Monster: ...

15. V: It doesn't matter what you do if you don't make music. If you can give up the most important thing in life, what is there to care about?

(Eh, I'm so tired ~ There seems to be a lot left ~ I'll give it to you when I find it ~ I hope you like Mayday, too ~ Good luck in your love ~ ~)