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1. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

The 20th of this month is coming, so it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

3. Once having dinner with a friend, he showed off his height. He said: My mother is 155, and my father is 160. I can grow to 183. Ha ha ha, I don't envy him. I think he is a man with a story.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

Generally, when people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, if you say you are not busy, the other party will make you busy nine times out of ten.

6. Why is the pixel height of the mobile phone required? Do you think you are ugly enough?

7. Birthday reminds me that I am one year closer to death, and online Valentine's Day reminds me that I am one year closer to dying alone.

8. I dialed the radio station: host, today is my wife's birthday, and I want to order a song. The host asked: What song do you want to sing, sir? I said: My wife has a good figure, good temper, intelligence and virtue, and is the most beautiful woman in the world. Marrying her is my greatest happiness! The host asked again: So, what song did you order? Yoga Lin is lying.

9. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

10, I really can't say that I like you, so I have to ask you indirectly, I am coquettish.

1 1, it's really useless to be cool. When I meet someone I like, I want to drag them directly to the prison and give them food every day.

12, we don't show love on Valentine's Day, but we are still friends.

13. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't get sick!

14, 8. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

15, as long as you are thin, everything is versatile. If you are fat, everything is useless.

16, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

17, I am so ordinary, don't leave me in the crowd.

18, I have to tell my son a lot of truth every day. I hope he will understand as soon as possible that people like me who only preach all day will not succeed.

19. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2 1, remember, today I call you baby, and tomorrow I can call someone else baby. You love me today and ignore my romantic upgrade tomorrow.

22. The hurdle of life is the Valley of Death. It's over, and there are new hurdles waiting for you.

23. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

24, is false, only 502 is true, a drop lasts for three seconds forever and never separates. Even if they are separated, they should be peeled off.

Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on May 20th, in case you bump your face.

26. I decided to go out for a walk on Valentine's Day. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

27, night to provoke wine, wine to provoke you, you provoke me, we are poor.

28. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

29. Online Valentine's Day is coming, and no one has come to express his love. You are so cool!

30. Once some people miss it, thank God damn it.

3 1, the sorrow of every nearsighted person: the world without glasses is a plane, androgynous 30 meters away, regardless of people and animals 50 meters away.

32. On Valentine's Day, hire two children. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

There is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make himself unhappy than others.

34. How can I kiss you in the dark if I don't smash your light?

35. If it was so difficult to meet someone now, I wouldn't have refused Liu Haoran.

Once someone misses it, thankfully, gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.

37. Free fortune telling just needs to bring a selfie to help you test my future girlfriend.

Bus passenger: Excuse me, conductor, may I smoke here? Conductor: No. Passenger: So, where did these cigarette butts come from? The conductor said: It's all people who don't ask questions.

If you don't have the money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

40. If you think you are as tired as a dog all day, you really misunderstand. Dogs are not as tired as you.

4 1, the so-called growth is that when you hear the word rough, you will never think of the sea again.

42. My friend has a parrot. It is very clever. I said: Hello! It says: Hello! I said, nice to meet you. It says: Nice to meet you. I said: I am ugly. It said: I think so too.

43. When you feel poor. Don't lose heart, at least you know yourself.

44, don't wait for confession, even April Fool's Day, still counting on 520, wash and sleep?

45. People must not mistreat themselves when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

46. Don't blame the beauty for getting old, and don't blame the husband for running away. That's because you spend too little money and give up beauty.

Life is my brother's fish, and death is my brother's canned fish.

48. What brand of plastic bag can hold it so well?

49. I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

50. The crazier a woman is, the better her heart is and the kinder a woman is.

5 1. When you feel that life is unfair to you, weigh yourself and look in the mirror, and you will feel that everything is reasonable.

52. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

53. Don't envy others for their long legs and thin waist. Your body is fat and your heart is wide.

54. My money, though not blown away by the strong wind, seems to have been blown away by the strong wind.

55. I want to tell you a serious thing now: Mother's Day on May 12, if your mother didn't buy a gift, she must still be your mother. 5.20 If you don't buy gifts, it's hard to say whether your girlfriend is your girlfriend!

56. If you like someone, you have to confess. Don't worry too much. Although there is a great possibility of failure, what should I do if I become a spare tire!

Don't scold me. I want to be your wife as soon as you scold me.

58. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

59. Generally, good-looking people are single, such as me.

60. Other people's wives get angry, but mine is still inflating.

6 1, I hope that on Valentine's Day 520, there will be a power outage all over the country, which will kill the popularity of singing, drinking and going to bars to watch movies, and then a heavy snow will freeze people who go shopping hand in hand. Finally, JC will collectively search and suffocate people who want to open a room. Anyway, I am at home on Valentine's Day, but!

62. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.

63. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

64. In high school, money was enough, but there was not enough sleep. In college, I have enough sleep, but I don't have enough money. I'm working well now, and I don't have enough money to spend or sleep.

Girls, do you want to celebrate Mother's Day next year? Tomorrow is your choice!