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The main reason for not applying for psychology major is 10.

Should I apply for psychology in the college entrance examination? The college entrance examination scores came out, and someone asked me this question. Well, there are ten difficulties here. If you can solve them, you can apply.

1. Ten years ago, I studied psychology. My teacher told me that although psychology is not popular now, it will definitely explode in the future. This major is a sunrise industry. Time flies. Ten years later, psychology is still a sunrise industry. Psychology is like the sun at one or two in the morning! Only the future is bright.

2. A group of classmates will talk to you about their psychological events and ask you what to do. When your high school crush Ban Hua asks her how to get along with her husband, your first reaction must be to persuade her to divorce.

After four years in college, I really can't learn hypnosis. The main reason may be that your teacher can't either. In the view of scientific psychology, hypnosis is immeasurable. So, if you just want to learn to hypnotize young girls or rich women, I suggest you don't apply for psychology. If hypnosis can be as effective as in movies, psychologists will become local tyrants.

I know a lot of love theories, but I still don't have a girlfriend. I learned psychology and learned to see love too thoroughly. I think roommates are cuter.

(I have to rely on my roommate to shelter me from the wind and rain at the critical moment)

5. endure it! All of you! After listening to your major! Afraid, shrinking, strange, think you are abnormal, afraid that you will see through his psychology and start to distrust you! ! ! Stupid humans always think that learning psychology can see through their own psychology, hehe, hehe. Anyway, after studying psychology, you are a monster in your circle of friends.

Someone really asked: Are you a psychological cannibal? )

6. You can't explain to your relatives and friends what your major is, what you study and what you do. Faced with this, the best answer to the question of what major you study is: normal class, be a teacher. You have to be a teacher among the elders for four years, and you have to bear all kinds of analysis on the advantages and disadvantages of being a teacher. Therefore, in order to avoid all kinds of guesses and doubts, it is recommended not to apply for psychology.

7. Freud was not alone in psychology. Freud is not as important as you think in college. If you are a die-hard fan of Laofuye, it is recommended not to apply for psychology (undergraduate only).

8.? Psychology majors don't study counseling, which has nothing to do with this. Psychological counseling is just a small branch of psychology. Well, you said you dreamed of becoming a counselor, and I want to tell you, young man, that this job as a counselor is not that leisurely. At the beginning, you were basically at a stage where you could not make ends meet. To make a long-term investment plan, it usually takes more than three years of study, training, supervision and practice. Even if you have been a friend's big brother and big sister before, it doesn't mean you can be a counselor. Moreover, more and more, you will find that at least a small number of psychological counselors are not psychology majors, just taking a test. Keep the pure land of psychology in your heart. If you have a clear distinction between good and evil, it is not recommended that you apply for psychology.

9. Psychology major can't find a job. I can't find a job after graduation. Don't ask me why, it's all tears. Postgraduate entrance examination and exam compilation are two graduation methods, and there are almost no corresponding majors in the market. Psychology has also become one of the majors with the lowest employment rate in the employment report for three consecutive years. In order to support the family, it is not recommended that you apply for psychology.

You can also tell your fortune after graduation. )

10. You are introverted and inferior, and you have psychological problems. Psychology can help you solve it. But the psychology major doesn't guarantee to help you solve it. If you are trying to solve your psychological problems, I suggest you do quality counseling. It is not recommended that you apply for psychology.

Well, to sum up, if you still have a strong passion for psychology, welcome into the pit!

Text: Wang Daxia | Reprinted from WeChat official account psychology