Thanks for "not knowing poetry"

So, at dusk, I opened my mouth and returned to the "food tower". At this time, many people gathered here to watch the fun. When he saw Zhang Zhangkou coming back, he was the first to meet him and asked, "What happened? Did you lose? " My wife is a person who follows the rules. Give me two pieces of silver, don't default! "Daquan Folk Tales column collects some folk stories for readers to read online. Here, I have arranged for you all day. At the market, I listened to the piano and sold fans by the West Lake. It's not just beautiful fans who listen to the piano. On this day, when the blind man finished his story and packed his things and was ready to leave, the iron abacus stepped forward, sat down in front of the blind man and opened his mouth and called "Dad". His "father" immediately brought back those who were going home to watch the fun after listening to the book. Also dignified and elegant. Gan Long passed by and bought a fan for listening to the piano. Guns help Qin Ting sell fans. On this day, Qin Ting's business is very good. Of course, Qianlong didn't say he was the emperor, but quietly met the officials of the West Lake and asked all the officials to buy fans. In just two hours, all the fans who listened to the piano were sold out. A folk story about "not knowing poetry", please follow my footsteps and have a look together.

Gao Ruonuo of the Song Dynasty invited the poet Yao Chongsi to have breakfast one day. "If I can find my daughter, whether she is a prince, a beggar or a rogue, I will marry her and give him half of my property." They were just about to move chopsticks when a guest came in, so they had to put down their chopsticks and talk to the guest.

The guest said that he had written some new poems and wanted to read them to Gao Ruonuo. It is natural for the emperor to be jealous of prostitutes, but it is too expensive to dig tunnels in the Li family to hide people's eyes and ears. Moreover, there must be many people involved and working in this huge project. It turns out that I went back to my room for a woman and giggled at a man. The man gave a thumbs-up and said, "You are really something. When you get a bargain, you are great. " It turns out that the man has come back. The woman told the man that Mr. Wang wanted to flirt with her. The man was furious and wanted to hit Mr. Wang. The woman quickly stopped: "No, you are an expert in lion tuning. How can a fist stand it? " ! Besides, my son can read and write at his place! "So the woman came up with the above method, which taught the gentleman without offending him. Secret, but angered, this is not the opposite of shattered glass? Without seeing the emperor's visit, the tin worker dared not be careless. He struck the small gold nugget with a special hammer alone until he forged a thin and uniform gold paper as paper and wrapped it tightly outside the bottle. Those dissatisfied court craftsmen immediately laughed and said, "Who can't beat gold paper like this?" "The blacksmith didn't answer. He gently peeled off the gold paper wrapped in the bottle, carefully put it on the silver chopsticks, inserted it into the bottle, put some mercury in it appropriately, covered the bottle mouth, and took the bottle up and down to the left. Half an hour later, the tinsmith showed the bottle to everyone. Well, the gold paper is stuck on the inner wall of the bottle without any seams. Bing Wang saw Wang Tiezui telling fortune in a teahouse when he was a child, but Wang Tiezui often went out and his whereabouts were mysterious. Now Bing Wang has read the format paper he wrote, which is well-founded and clear-cut, not inferior to litigation lawyers. Gap. He pressed the gold paper evenly on the inner wall of the bottleneck with his little nails, and it was finished. At this time, the craftsmen opened their eyes in surprise and looked amazed. Want to eat, chatter, chat endlessly. Both of them are hungry, and the guests know what Master Yang is thinking. Sun repeatedly shook his head and urged, "Master, stay at home and don't go out. Master Yang gnashed his teeth and said, "Is it a bad thing for me to treat people?" I can't help but say it. Yao Chongsi had an idea: He deliberately wrote a letter to the guest, saying that Lv Dongbin put his burden under the willow beside the broken bridge. When he saw jiaozi floating in the pot, he shouted, let's see what he looks like.

The guest said, "I wrote Kanluoji's poem, and the first sentence was' Looking down at the Yangtze River' (Looking back and forth at the top 100 boards of Miao Qiuju, the housekeeper was already raw. Wu Ye was dumbfounded and thought, "The new magistrate doesn't take me seriously at all! "It seems that I must do something else, otherwise, I can't get rid of this evil smell. How does the new county magistrate know that I have no skills? " The rope broke in two, and she fell to the ground, got up and said to the woman in red, "Miss, why did you save me?" The Yangtze River has become smaller) ... "

Yao went on to say, "You are a sheep (Yangzi) and you can cure dogs. After this poem, you can add' humble dogs are fat'. "

The guest thought: Who is fooling around here? Then he went on to say, "I also wrote" Feeling in the Gorge ",and there is a saying that' apes cry and think about sadness'. "

Yao went on to say, "Is it Lv Si's wife? "? You can bark at the king's wife. "

The guest was very angry, stood up, waved his sleeves and left. As Cui walked, he said, "I don't know poetry at all. Ignorant people are so angry! "

Gao Ruonuo was very happy and said, "Fortunately, you don't know poetry, otherwise we will starve to death! Eat breakfast quickly! "

Thanks for "not knowing poetry", that's all.

The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination