Who will tell me a joke (something really funny)?

I have heard most of the classic jokes, but these pictures are really funny.

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You can have a look.

I saw a post on the BBS of XX community, and the landlord asked, "What are you going to write on the epitaph when you die?" Here are some hilarious replies from some awesome people:

1. Thanks to the government for solving my housing problem!

2. One bedroom, seeking sharing, negotiable.

3. Little things arouse the soul, but big things dig the grave.

4. Publish illegal information and permanently block it! Provided by GCD

I think I can save it!

6. I was buried alive!

7. Advertising space for rent!

8. Provide whipping service once 100!

9. I started with words and missed three years; After practicing martial arts, the tinker made an arrow, and the drums were deafening, one after another; I studied medicine and achieved something. Write a prescription, eat it and die.

10. In the process of gene recombination, please wait for ... twenty years.

1 1. I was born in China and buried in China. It never rains but it pours!

12. Challenge Hades to form a team! (online games)

13. Reverend, help me resurrect. Thank you. The coordinate is XXX (online game).

14. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

15. I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts!

16. Give me a smile, or ... I'll give you a smile?

17. Epitaph of Shennong: Holy shit! This grass is poisonous! ! ! ! !

18. This is the last pit I dug (warning the digger).

19. Touch the bones to tell fortune

20. Accompany chatting and provide on-site service at night.