The funniest no pee sign.

A man is afraid of his wife. One day, he stole a box of rice cakes while his wife was away. In the evening, my wife found out, scolded him severely, and knelt down at night before being allowed to sleep. The next day, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't understand why his life was so bad, so he went to the street to find a fortune teller. The fortune teller asked, "What's your salary?" He quickly replied, "I didn't kneel for long, only until the third night." The fortune teller said, "That's not what I asked. How old are you? " He said, "How many boxes can I steal? I only ate one box. "