A more profound secular love story

1, I liked you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

3. Guess where my heart is? Left? No, on your side.

Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

5, as sure as a gun, just a kiss.

6. What kind are you, a little German shepherd, a little suckling dog and an old dog? I like people like you.

7. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

8. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

9. What time is it? Ten o'clock. No, it is the starting point of my happiness.

10, I cut my hand. Let's draw one, then we will be lovers.