How can I explain to my relatives what my embarrassing major is when I go home for the New Year?

At this time, don't be timid. You should prove to your relatives with practical actions that what they think is wrong. Don't contradict them. If they don't believe it, follow them, then highlight their incompetence and dispel their ideas.

0 1. Accounting major: I just keep accounts, not count money.

I majored in accounting. Fortunately, our generation is all studying finance, so I don't need to explain. But someone will always ask me, at this time, I must bravely admit that I am a waste, and I can avoid all the problems.

Relatives: What do you study?

Me: I study accounting.

Relatives: Ah, won't you go to a big company to count money for others after graduation?

Me: I'm an accountant. I don't know how to count money. I have a money counter when counting money. How can I have that speed?

Relatives: What about you? Making false accounts?

Me: You said, that's what a particularly advanced person can do. I can't do it! To tell the truth, I didn't do the real account correctly, let alone the false account. I am a loser, really! In case my account is miscalculated one day, don't think so tall, really, I just miscalculated when I was doing the account!

Relatives: Oh, that's useless. Work hard and study hard.

02. Software engineering major: I just write code and can't repair computers.

Nowadays, people who study computers earn a lot of money, because you learn well. Besides work, colleagues and bosses in the company will ask you to repair computers, so that you can get more money for repairing computers every month, but not everyone will.

Relatives: What did you study?

You: Software engineering.

Relatives: What is software engineering? Computer?

You: Ah, yes, it's about computers. It's ... (before you finish)

Relatives: (Answer first) Ah, the computer, just right. Please take a look, my computer is always stuck, and the screen went black two days ago. Please fix it for me.

You: I can't repair the computer (embarrassed)!

Relatives: Don't you study computer? Why can't you repair the computer?

You: I'm just writing programs on the computer. I'm not looking for bugs, not fixing computers.

Relatives: What are you studying? A computer major can't even repair a computer! Forget it, you go and play!

03. Studying medicine: Although I study medicine, I really don't know what's wrong with you.

Relatives: I was admitted to the university. Have you come back from your holiday? What do you study?

You: I study medicine.

Relatives: I study medicine, so I can go to work in a big hospital after graduation. Let me see. I haven't been feeling well recently. Am I sick?

You: then ... then I can't do that. You'd better go to the hospital!

Relatives: Didn't you study medicine? Tell me how much it costs to go to the hospital.

You: I study medicine, but I still have some theoretical knowledge. I haven't seen it as an internship yet.

Relatives: You can't see this. How can you become a doctor?

You: I'll draw blood if you want. Really, I want an injection, too You go to the hospital where I practice, I'll call you!

Relatives: Then don't you see that I'm sick?

You: Sorry, I can't.

Relatives: Can you feel the pulse? What about acupuncture?

You: that's for old Chinese medicine practitioners, I won't!

Relatives: So how many years have you studied here and learned nothing? It's no use!

The hardest thing in the world is to explain things to the elders. Even if you make it clear, they won't change their mind. Like those who study psychology, adults think you are a fortune teller. You say you're not, they think you didn't learn well, and you can't even count your lives. So, don't try to explain anything to your elders. At this time, I told them that my major was useless and my major was very useless. Naturally everything will be solved.