What should I do if I see the old man fall on the road?

1. When I went out in the morning, my neighbor handed me a rabbit, saying that my wife gave it to me. In the afternoon, my wife called and said that the rabbit was fostered by my sister-in-law, so just feed the leaves casually. I can't help looking at the braised rabbit meat in the pot, lost in thought!

2. I went out to eat with my friends a few days ago and accidentally bit my tongue. I gave a scream. My friend asked me what happened. I pointed to my mouth and vomited one mouthful blood on the ground. My friend dropped his chopsticks on the ground and shouted, Food is poisonous!

I caught a cold a few days ago and went to the drugstore to buy a medicine I often take, but I forgot the name. The boss said no problem. I've been selling medicine for so many years. As long as you can say something, I know what medicine. I said I really remember two words, that is, the last two words, capsules. Anyway, the boss is still chasing me.

The first snow fell in Shenyang a few days ago. When I was walking on the road, I saw an old man fall on the road. I used to think of it, but I didn't expect to fall down as soon as I walked beside him and kicked him out ten meters away!

I went to tell my fortune a few days ago, and the master said I could live to be 90 years old! After I worked it out, I lay on the street. Half an hour passed and nothing happened! Master is so accurate!

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