Han Geng's problem

He said that President Li Xiuman had nothing to do tonight but watch TV-by the way, he observed the performances of his artists-which was very disturbing. You said that the prodigy in Know Yourself only received more than 100 gifts. At least he is also a member of the beautiful youth group SJ carefully planned by himself! It didn't work, we had to do something for him ... So I picked up my cell phone and sent a short message to the prodigy: "Let's have an affair for your popularity ..." But I didn't know whether it was a vision problem or Hawkinson's disease after writing it. I actually clicked on the group, and the reply message quickly became popular-

Qiang Ren: Come on, Uncle Man, I have many first wives and second wives, and I have to have an affair? The little notice fee I earned is not enough to buy me a washboard! Come again and I will go on strike!

Li Xiuman: I never worry about your gossip ...

Te Li: Uncle Man, I understand your pains, but it's not good for me to get old. Recently, you have arranged so many notices for my natural leather voice-controlled massager. Tell me about it. How can I live this life ...

Li Xiuman: Not long ago, who complained to me that someone always asked to be received separately from him? ! )

Car: Mo? With the popularity of this princess, what scandal is needed? ! Gossip is killing me! By the way, I recently received an invitation from the Star Association. ...

Li Xiuman: Who? ! Who dares to send a friendly invitation to the artists in our company? )

Han Geng: Sorry, I can't read Korean. Please send it again in Chinese.

Li Xiuman: I don't understand what you have this time ...

Shiyuan: Uncle Man, give me a break! Last time we went to Saipan for our honeymoon, our model was jealous of Miss Eun Ching. I don't want to be taken to church to confess!

Li Xiuman: I said, why were you so religious then ...

Fan Ji: (I fell asleep when I was stimulated too much).

Enkh: It's okay to have an affair, but can I ask Donghai for advice first?

Li Xiuman: You are a slave wife ...

Donghai: It's okay to have an affair, but can I ask Bada's advice first?

Li Xiuman: Why do you ... ask it? )

Kui Xian: I just got out of the hospital. I don't want to be called back by the Sheng Min brothers. Thank you.

(Li Xiuman: Er ... understandable ...)

Sheng Min: Who is the target of the scandal? May I speak to Sister Song Hui Jing?

Li Xiuman: Even if I can ask, I'm afraid she will really be killed ...

Yi Sheng: Give me two more lines from "Flower Girl's Serial Terror". The popularity is definitely higher than the scandal!

(Li Xiuman: The child still bears a grudge ...)

Li Xu: I ... I don't need it yet. Can you introduce someone to my little baby?

Li Xiuman: Well, Han Geng's velvet, Bada in the East China Sea, sweet potato in the East Bay, Edward in Tony, strawberry in West County ... eh? Why should I plan a pet mixer? ! )

Prodigy: Ah, President, you finally thought of arranging an affair for me! I don't want anything from Gossip Girl, as long as I like meat!

Li Xiuman: So you can meet at the barbecue and pay the bill, right? Don't think I don't know your boy's mind! )

Theme: sadness

Te Li: There is a ditch in front of my house. Very sad!

Teacher's comment: I am sadder than you!

Title: Look.

Kim HeeChul: What are you looking at? Never seen a beautiful boy!

Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much!

Title: laugh ... laugh ...

Han Geng: I look good when I smile, showing eight teeth!

Teacher's comment: You laugh and I cry.

Title: Really?

Donghai: I'm such a good boy!

Teacher's comments: ...

Title: Prosperity.

Qiang Ren: the confession of the prosperity of TV series

Teacher's comment: watch less TV and read more books.

Title: first ... then ...

Goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Genius

Title: No.

Shiyuan: You have never seen such a handsome man as me!

Teacher's comment: Don't be too narcissistic!

Title: Again ... Again ...

Yi Sheng: Watermelons are big and small! Sweet and sour!

Teacher's comment: Has the watermelon gone bad?

Title: In addition,

Enkh: A train passes by, besides, besides, besides!

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.

Title: Want

Prodigy: I want to eat pork belly!

Teacher's comment: Eat less meat.

Theme: Loneliness

Sheng Min: Little fish spit bubbles, lonely!

Teacher's comment: Helpless

Subject: Ordinary

Li Xu: An ordinary stone fell into the water!

Teacher's comment: I'm not alive, so I'll just fall into the water!

Title: Famous.

Kui Xian: Hehe is a famous child!

Teacher's comment: It's really irritating.

Title: Mirror

Zaizhong: I like to admire my beauty in front of the mirror!

Teacher's comment: I am angry and dirty.

Topic: like it

Hao Yun: I like to look in the mirror at school and appreciate his beauty!

Teacher's comment: I can't live.

Title: Although ... But ...

One day: Although I can make sentences, I hate making sentences!

Teacher's comment: Want to cry!

Title: If ... Only ...

Junxiu: If it rains tomorrow, I will go out to play football!

Teacher comments:? !

Subject: Cleaning up

Changmin: I will take care of you!

Teacher comments:?

Teacher education experience: these children are gifted and extremely intelligent. As a teacher, I am really ashamed!

Teacher: LSM

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Lester: I'm the captain.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Te: I am concerned about 13 people.

Sadako: I killed you.

Ted: I can control Qiang Ren.

Sadako: Yes. ......

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Qiang Ren: Then what?

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Qiang Ren: Then what?

Sadako: I killed you.

Qiang Ren: Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up!

Sadako: 55555 help me ~

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Donghai: Really?

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Donghai: I know.

Sadako: I killed you.

Donghai: Wow, it's better than Enkh ~

Sadako:? (Doubt, really? )

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Enkh: I received the news from Donghai.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Enkh: I also received news from the East China Sea.

Sadako: I killed you.

Enkh: (gnashing her teeth) Listen to Donghai saying that you are cooler than me? !

Sadako: helpless ing ....

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Princess: (looking in the mirror) Hmm.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Princess: (continuing to look in the mirror) Hmm.

Sadako: I killed you.

Princess: hmm ~ I know you will be killed by my beauty.

Sadako: speechless ......

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Han Geng: Mo? (what? )

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Han Geng: Mo?

Sadako: I killed you.

Han Geng: Mo?

Sadako: (crazy, running away) Come on! There is no way to communicate!

Sadako: I am Sadako.

10 yuan: Hello, I'm Choi Siwon. Please give me some advice.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

10 yuan: I am a member of superjunior.

Sadako: I killed you.

10 yuan: Have you seen my ink attack? As a senior in the entertainment circle, can you give me some advice?

Sadako: Basically, your acting skills are ok, but your hairstyle is a little regrettable. You should give some advice to the director ~

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Fan Ji: (smiling)

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Fan Ji: (smiling)

Sadako: I killed you.

Fan Ji: (smiling)

Sadako: Sweat ~ ~ This smile kills everyone, damn it!

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Rabbit: My name is Sheng Min.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Rabbit: Do you like pumpkins?

Sadako: I killed you.

Rabbit: (Turn your face and beat Zhenzi away with martial arts)

Sadako: (flying ing) I don't understand why this man plays with ghosts in such a roundabout way. Act cute first, then give it to the stick. (somehow)

Sadako: I am Sadako.

I'm Kui Xian.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

13: I am the youngest.

Sadako: I killed you.

13: Keep your voice down and don't scare my rabbit.

Sadako: (I scared him too ...)

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Prodigy: I am a beautiful boy.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Prodigy: Do you have pork belly to eat?

Sadako: I killed you.

Prodigy: No, you are poor ~

Sadako: (Beaten into a corner and circled: Why don't I have pork belly to eat)

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Xu Li: Singing.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Li Xu: Keep singing.

Sadako: I killed you.

Xu Li: high-pitched ing

Sadako: I'm impressed! ! How can you sing so high! !

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Yi Sheng: I am Yi Sheng.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Yi Sheng: I am the voice of art.

Sadako: I killed you.

Yi Sheng: Really? Anyway, whether I can beat Qiang Ren depends on you ~

Sadako: (walks away in despair)

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Mouse: Yes, it is.

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Mouse: Yes.

Sadako: I killed you.

Mouse: What! (dialect)

Sadako: Are you from Gwangju? (dialect)

Mouse: You too? (dialect)

Then it's time for the villagers to meet each other in tears.

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Now: (looking in the mirror) Ignore

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Now: (looking in the mirror) Ignore

Sadako: I killed you.

In: (shocked, alert)

The mouse came running, LP. Don't be afraid, that ghost is my hometown.

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Rice: Am I handsome?

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Rice: You must think I am handsome, right?

Sadako: I killed you.

Rice: Don't be embarrassed ~

Sadako: (blushes) Actually, I am a fan of yours.

Rice: I knew it.

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Xiu Xiu: I'm a peach (winking).

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Xiu Xiu: (with a puzzled expression)

Sadako: I killed you.

Xiu Xiu: (with an angelic smile)

Sadako: It's so cute to cry. I can't do it!

Sadako: I am Sadako.

Min: Do you have anything to eat?

Sadako: I am a ghost.

Min: (with tears) I'm so hungry.

Sadako: I killed you.

Xiao Min: Kill me. If I am hungry, kill me (cry).

Sadako: (wiping tears) Don't cry, my aunt will cook for you.

Responder: Romantic Cassiopeia-Magician Level 4 8- 14 14:30

When Shenqi and SJ met hooligans,

In the dark and opaque night that lasted for a month, two bright red dots were looming. ......

1 rogue a: "stop."

Hao Yun: Excuse me, are you calling me?

Rogue B: "Yes, that's you. I said, boy, do you want to smoke with us? "

Yun Hao: "I don't smoke."

Rogue A: "I really don't appreciate it. I want to propose a toast! " (Say that finish mercilessly throw away cigarettes, grab Yun Hao by the collar)

Yun Hao: "Uncle, what are you doing? Let go, don't push me. "

Rogue b: "cut ~ how about not letting go!" " (Only "er" and "er" sound, nothing happened. )

Yun Hao: "I said don't push me." I forgot to tell you, I practiced Aikido. "

Rogues a and b: "... met a master! "

Rogue A: "Stop."

One day: "..."

Rogue b: "hey! Why don't you talk? "

One day: "What are you doing?"

Rogue B: "... can you speak Korean? "

One day: "Yes!"

Rogue A: "Then why don't you speak Korean?"

One day: "English is the international lingua franca, don't you know?" You're not okay at all. Practice hard. Come and see me when you are ready. Bye! ~"

Rogue A and B: "..."

Rogue A: "Stop!"

Junxiu: "Do what?"

Rogue b: "hey, boy, we are short of money recently!" " "

Junxiu: "... I can give you money, but you have to perform a dolphin sound, and I will give it to you after the performance."

Rogue A and B: "What is' dolphin sound'?"

Junxiu: "I'll show you one." (Xiu Xiu opens his mouth, and they are stunned. )

Junxiu: "Really, you still want money like this. Goodbye! " "(two people continue to become speechless ...)

Rogue A: "Stop!"

Chang Min: "Call me?"

Rogue B: "Right."

Chang Min: "Do I know you or do you know me?"

Rogue B: "... we don't know each other. "

Chang Min: "Then why did you stop me? Are you inviting me to dinner? Oh, great, we can have a big meal. What should I eat? As long as it is delicious, I will come to you. "

Rogue A: "... well, we have no money ..."

Chang Min: "You lied to me. I just heard you ask Junxiu for money. Give me money and invite me to dinner. Come on! "

Rogue A whispered to rogue B, "I will run on the count of three when I meet a guest ...". 1,2,3! "(escape ing~)

Chang Min: "Uncle, don't run, invite me to dinner! ~"

Rogue A: "Stop! Oh, it's so beautiful! What's your name? "

Middle: "... who are you ... what are you going to do?"

Rogue B: "Haha, don't be afraid. I just want to be friends with you. " (As he spoke, he put the evil paw on the middle shoulder.)

In the middle (knocking off the paw): "You are so arrogant, you are not afraid that I will punish you!" "

Rogue A: "Hey, hey, don't be afraid!" " (Unappreciative snickering)

In the movie: "Brothers, come out!" "(Yun Hao, one day, Jun Xiu and Chang Min stood on both sides in the middle).

Rogues A and B: "... you are amazing! "(escape ing~)

6 rogue A: "You stop!"

Park Jung-soo: "Me? What can I do for you? "

Rogue B: "If you want to live from now on, stay and buy the toll!" " "

Park Jung-soo: "What, is your road open?"

Rogue B: "If you want something, pay it quickly, otherwise, hum ..." (Rogue waves and three people come out)

Rogues a and b snickered in a low voice: "hey, learn from the last lesson." There are five of us this time. If he is also five people, how can he win them one-on-one! "

Park Jung-soo: "You five bullied me. It seems that I can't do it without giving you some color! " ! Brothers, come out and help! "(the words sound just fell, SJ's other 12 people all stood behind Park Zhengzhu. )

Rogues A and B: "Shit, 13 people! Run! " (Rogues A, B, C, D and Mao are running around ...)

Rogue A: "Stop!"

Car: "Yes ~" (lowering his voice)

Rogue B: "Wow ~ I succeeded, I met a beautiful woman. How about having coffee with us? "

Car: "Great! But ... "(Continue to hold down their voices and show charming smiles) Rogues A and B (drooling):" But what? "

Xi Che: "Are you crazy?" ! I can't even tell if I'm a man or a woman. Do you want to die? Ah! "(put away your charming smile and stare at them with fierce eyes)

Rogue A and B: "God ... God, it's changing so fast, it's terrible ..." (running away quickly)

Car (bad smile): "cut ~, damn guy."

8 rogue A: "You wait first."

Han Geng: "What is it?"

Rogue b: "nothing, just want to ask you to get some money to spend." Look at you, there should be a lot. Take it out for me! "

Han Geng: "..." (staring at rogue B with fierce eyes)

Rogue B: "... what do you do? What do you do ... Look at ... "(a little scared)

Han Geng: "..." (continuing to stare)

Rogue B (to rogue A in a trembling voice): "Let's go ... Let's go!" "

9 rogue A: "You stop!"

Qiang Ren: "Why?"

Rogue B: "How about making friends? Then you invite us to dinner. "

Qiang Ren: "Very good."

Rogue A: "Frank, then you can buy us three meals a day!" " "

Qiang Ren: "Well, since we are friends, I'll take you to Qiang Ren to see something."

Rogue A and B: "What is it?"

Qiang Ren (slowly lifts his sleeves to reveal his strong biceps): "That's it. How's it going? My muscles are handsome. Does it look great? "

Rogues A and B: "Yes, very good ..."

Qiang Ren: "Hey ~ Don't run! Don't want me to invite you to dinner? "

10 rogue a: "hey, stop!" "

Yi Sheng: "What is it?"

Rogue B: "Brother, do me a favor. We can hit people at will. What about you? "

Yi Sheng: "It's not good to hit people. But now that you have pointed me out, let's do it. Anyway, Qiang Ren is no match for me, not to mention you two sticks. "

Rogue A and B: "..." (36 "Running" is the top plan)

1 1 rogue a: "stop!"

Prodigy: "What?"

Rogue B: "Fatty, what did you eat like this?" (teasing tone)

Prodigy: "Delicious, like pork belly or something." How are you going to treat me to pork belly? "(prodigy looked at the two men with anticipation. )

Rogue A: "... did I say that? "

Prodigy: "No? Since there isn't, I'll go. Don't regret it, have you said it? "

Rogues A and B: "... I don't think so ..."

Prodigy: "Are you sure? Well, then I really have to go. I don't know if I'll give you a chance to treat me to pork belly, two idiots.

Rogue A and B: "..."

12 rogue a: "stop!"

Sheng Min: "Me? Do what? "

Rogue B: "Cut ~ Why did you choose two pumpkins?" That's ridiculous. "(two people laugh wildly)

Sheng Min: "..." (angry eyes)

Rogue A: "Yo ~ What, you're still unconvinced ~" (walks up to Sheng Min and prepares to start work)

"Ah" and "Ah"

Sheng Min (putting away the stick for picking pumpkins): "Yes!"

Rogue A and B: "..." (groaning in pain)

13 rogue a: "stop first!"

Yin He (pointing to himself): "It's calling me!"

Rogue b: "yes, do you have a cigarette?" Give us some. "

Yin He: "I don't have a cigarette."

Rogue B: "I said no, no cigarettes. I don't want to give it to us! "

Yin He: "No, really not."

Rogue A: "Why tell him? Look at his 250 samples ... "

Yin He: "How do you know my name is 250?" (looks excited)

Rogue A: "..."

Yin He: "Tell me, how do you know? Did we tell you in Donghai? Huh? Isn't it, say it! "

Rogue A and B: "..."

Yin He: "Hey, don't go, tell me! Hey! ~"

14 rogue a: "stop, boy!" "

Donghai: "What?"

Rogue B: "Don't go home so late. Come and have a drink with us! " "

Donghai: "No, I don't drink or smoke."

Rogue A: "What are you pretending to be? You don't smoke or drink. Then what are you doing here at this time? "

Donghai: "Oh, I went to practice dancing. It's so late?"

Rogue A and B: "Practicing martial arts? ! "(looking at the East China Sea in amazement)

Donghai: "Yes, that's it ..." (After that, I did a backflip)

Rogues A and B (applause): "Awesome!"

Donghai: "Thank you! If you want to learn to come to me, goodbye! "

Rogues A and B: "... is he practicing martial arts? "

15 rogue a: "stop!"

Shiyuan: "Hello, what can I do for you?"

Rogue A: "That's very polite, but we are tired of listening!" " "

Ishihara: "Why? We should be polite to people, shouldn't we? You respect him, and he will respect you. You are good to him, and he will be good to you. You tell him ... "

Rogue B: "Come on, come on, we understand!" " "

Shiyuan: "Do you really understand? I seem to understand! Why don't you go to church with me, and then you will really understand. "

Rogue A and B: "..."

16 rogue a: "stop, boy! What's the name of the big night! "

Xu Li: "I'm practicing high notes."

Rogue B: "Anyway, do you have money?"

Xu Li: "Some ..."

Rogue A: "Yes, we all gave it, not a penny left!" " "

Xu Li: "..."

Rogue B: "Take it out quickly and wait for us to turn it over ourselves!" " "

Xu Li: "Ah! Don't! " (Absolute treble)

Rogue armor (covering her ears hard): "Oh, my God! This kid's high notes are really strong! "

Rogue B: "My ears are ringing ..."

Xu Li: "Sorry, I didn't mean to."

Rogue A and B: "Don't come, stay away from us!" " "

Xu Li: "That ..."

Rogues a and b: "wow ~ please don't come near us!" " "(covering her ears and running away ...)

Xu Li: "I just want to say that you lost your money ..."

17 rogue a: "stop!"

Fan: "Me?" (smiling)

Rogue b: "you childish child!" " "

Fan: "Thank you." (continuing to smile)

Rogue A: "Hey, hey, stop laughing, I can't bear to lie to you!" " "

Fan: "..." (ignoring to continue smiling)

Rogue b: "oh ~ forget it, let's go, let's go before we regret it!" " "

Fan: "Well, goodbye." (leaves with a smile)

18 rogue a: "stop!"

Kui Xian: What can I do for you?

Rogue B: "What about you ... what's your smell, sweet and fragrant?"

Kui Xian: Does this smell good?

Rogue a: "it smells good ... hum ~ where is it?" I almost let your son cheat me. Do you have money? "

Kui Xian: "Money? ...... gone. "

Rogue B: "No money! Don't let me turn you out, or you will die! "

Kui Xian: "Really not."

Rogue A: "Really ~ Then what is this ..."

Rogue B: "Hey, what's wrong with you? ..... Why are you a little dizzy? ......"

Kui Xian: "Do you really feel dizzy? !" (Surprised and happy)

Rogue A and B: "Hmm ..." (fainted)

Kui Xian: "Haha, it really works. It's a potion that makes people dizzy when they smell it. It's really not in vain. I have to keep it well. "(I'm glad to find other brothers)

Secretary for Justice's leave.

A certain morning on a certain day of a certain month. A middle school in Seoul.

The prodigy teacher walked into the office with dark circles under her eyes and accidentally saw a stack of leave notes.

1. departed: a beautiful angel who lost her wings, Te Te Li ~ Park Chung-soo.

Purpose of leave: to see a doctor in a hospital in Seoul.

Reasons for asking for leave: back pain, leg pain, knee pain, pain everywhere ~ ~ What should I do? If you don't go to the hospital, your condition will develop in the future. If it develops, it will spread. If it spreads, I will die. What will happen to my children, Qiang Ren, teachers, schools and the whole Republic of Korea? The whole world will be destroyed ~ ~ ~

Teacher's comment: I don't want to be a sinner of history ... In addition, please don't add such a long prefix before your name, thank you!

2. Applicant: Jin Yingyun

Purpose of vacation: to accompany my wife to the hospital

Reason for leave: My wife is ill, so I am not at ease going to the hospital alone. You know, teacher, there are too many cruel people like you.

Teacher's comment: Husband and wife are deeply in love. But I'm not interested in your wife ~ I only love pork belly! ! ! ! !

3. Leave: Lee Hyuk Jae

The purpose of leaving: to follow Lee Dong Hae.

Reason for asking for leave: According to the spy, Lee Dong Hae is going to meet a net friend today, and I must stop it for my lifelong happiness! ! ! ! !

Teacher's comment: According to the teacher's spy, Lee Dong Hae will take Bada with him. Please be careful and hope everything goes well!

4. Requestor: Lee Dong Hae.

Purpose of leave: excuse-dog; The real purpose-meeting netizens

Reason for leave: same as above.

Besides, don't let Li know.

Teacher's comment: Friendly reminder, He Zai already knows. Take care.

5. Applicant: Li.

Purpose of leave: birthday.

Reason for leave: The pumpkin at home is 15236, and I'm going to celebrate his birthday.

Teacher's comment: Since your family has a pumpkin birthday every day, the teacher suggests that you take a year off school.

6. Applicant: Zhao

Vacation purpose: Go to Sheng Min, Li See.

Reason for leave: Li See Sheng Min.

Teacher's comment: You are very kind.

7. Applicant: Kim HeeChul.

Purpose of vacation: shopping

Reason for leave: Han Geng knelt at home yesterday and rubbed the washboard, and wanted to buy another one.

Teacher's comment: a shopping mall promotes price jump. You only need 65,438+0,000 won, and you can get a 10% discount by giving the teacher's name ~

8. Requestor: Han Geng

Purpose of vacation: rest.

Reason for leave: I have been kneeling on the washboard all morning and can't stand up. ....

Teacher's comment: I remind you not to climb the wall ... why don't you listen? ...

9. Requestor: Jin Jifan.

Purpose of vacation: ....

Reason for leave: you don't understand.

Teacher's comment: ... yes ... I don't understand, so why bother? .....

Besides, Princess Jin asked me to tell you that if you leave Han Geng at your house for the night, you will be finished!

10. Requestor: Cui Shiyuan.

Purpose of vacation: stay at home.

Reason for leave: Yesterday, Jesus gave me a dream that I would have a bleeding disaster when I went out today ... Amitabha. ....

Teacher's comment: Jesus also gave me a dream, let me tell you that he went to the wrong door yesterday, and he was going to Kivan's house.

The teacher suggests that you set up a stall at the school gate in the future to tell people's fortune.

1 1. Applicant: Jin Lixu.

The purpose of vacation: to help others.

Reason for asking for leave: Brother Datou got stuck going out this morning. ......

Teacher's comment: excusable. .....

12. Requestor: Kim Jong Un.

Purpose of leave: I can't help myself ....

Reason for leave: My head got stuck when I went out this morning. ......

Teacher's comment: I'm sorry for your loss ..... People have good fortune at any time. .....

13: Requestor: prodigy teacher.

Purpose of leave: exhausted, go home and rest.

Reasons for leave: See the leave slip on my desk for details.

Principal's comment: When do you need funeral committee, PM?

make a touch

Ten yuan borrowed 10000 won from the princess and promised to pay back 20000 won next week. The seal was sent by Andy Lau.

Ten yuan is about to leave with the money. The princess said, "wait, I think you will have some difficulties next week." It is better to pay 10000 first, and only 10000 will be enough next week. "

So ten yuan returned 10000 to the princess, and when she left, she thought, "Strange, 10000 won was given to my brother, and he has the imperial seal, and I still owe him 10000. He seems very reasonable. " . . . "

1, Enkh's sweetheart

Xi: Eun-hyuk, you are not young either. Are you getting married?

Enkh: Brother, mother said, don't worry, wait until the day when I become a storm.

Xi Che: When are you going? I said, anyway, you have good conditions, so get things done quickly.

Enkh [ashamed]: The question is, who am I going to do it with?

Xi Che: Do you believe me? If you believe me, it's my treat. As far as we are concerned, who doesn't want to get married?

Enkh: Oh, dear! Really?

Xi Che: When have I ever lied to you? Tell me what you like. [A certain heart: I'll call Donghai later]

Enkh: I like ... big eyes, long eyelashes and a high nose, not bigger than me. .........

Qiang Ren: Soft ears and white teeth. ....

Enkh [surprised]: Yes, brother, how do you know?

Qiang Ren: That's a donkey!

2. prodigy's drumstick

On this day, a child prodigy was beating flies in the house. Suddenly, Dayun and Xiaoxu opened the door and came in while eating chicken legs.

Bang! Another fly died tragically.

Dayun: No, ferocious!

Xiaoxu threw away the chicken leg in surprise: Brother Dayun protects me!

The prodigy took the chicken leg: make a fuss!

Xiaoxu: Give me my leg back.

Dayun: Forget it, there are only bones left. I will give you mine.

Prodigy: This drumstick, yes ... yes. ....

Dayun was surprised: Is it poisonous? [Anti-hatred]

Xiaoxu threw away the chicken leg and was caught by a prodigy.

Prodigy: It's a little salty. Tell them to put less salt next time.

Dayun Xiaoxu: .....................

3. Han Geng tells jokes

On this day, Han Geng will tell jokes to, car, rabbit, 13, 250 and Xiaohai.

Han Geng: It is said that there is a very kind white rabbit in a beautiful forest. On this day, the white rabbit is looking for carrots in the forest. ..........

Rabbit: Brother ... Brother, rabbits eat pumpkins, pumpkins.

Han Geng: Mo? Really? Later, I changed. I was looking for pumpkins in the forest. Just then, suddenly! A big black wolf jumped out.

13: Aren't they all wolves?

Han Geng: Mo? At this moment, a big bad wolf jumped out. As a result, the white rabbit was frightened. It runs and runs, and the wolf chases and chases. Guess what?

250/ Xiaohai [shaking his head]

Xi Che: Did the white rabbit escape?

Han Geng: No, no ~ ~ ~

Everybody: What's that?

Han Geng: As a result, the white rabbit was eaten by the wolf, hehe.

Che (angry): Ah! you .....

250[ Nodding]: Well, that makes sense.

Others: with black lines.

4. Enkh pursues the small sea.

Enkh "plopped" and hugged the angry sea.

Enkh: Xiaohai, I can't live without you.

Donghai: Huh? What are you doing? Let me go, or I'll bite you.

Yinhe: You bite. Why am I still alive without you?

Donghai: I think you have a good life.

Enkh: No, when you left me. ................

Donghai: We just quarreled last night.

Enkh: Yes, it was just an ordinary night for you, but it was a lonely year for me.

Donghai: [A little soft-hearted] Really?

Enkh: I never stopped thinking about you while you were away.

Donghai: I don't believe it?

Enkh: Do you want me to show you my heart?

Donghai: ... this? Is this all from the heart?

Enkh: Why do you ask?

The East China Sea was deeply moved, and the two embraced each other deeply, and their heads were right. ..........

Te Li: Is Qiang Ren there? Ah! ..................................................................................................................................................................................

Donghai: [shy]

Te Li: Qiang Ren's move really works!

Enkh: Ah .../Donghai: Huh? .......

Te Li: Ah, I'm still busy. Go ahead. I just didn't kiss you. Now go on [slip away].

Donghai: [Push] Good for you, even if you apologize, do you want to help?

Enkh: [Looking back] Xiaohai, it's not what you think.

Donghai: Hum! Never see you again. [slamming door]

Sea, wait for me-