How about a cold joke about Liu?

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you is going to the orchard to choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put the fruit in their ass, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking and talking about heroes. After a few drinks, Liu Bei suddenly farted, which was embarrassing. When I was embarrassed, I heard Guan Yu behind me calmly say, "Don't take offense, fart comes from feather (rain)!" "As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said," Don't take offense, fart comes from the sky! After Zhao Yungang finished, Zhang Fei shouted again: "Where did the fart come from just now!" Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has returned to normal. Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? " Everyone was filled with indignation and thought, "It's nothing, what's so difficult!" A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart and see how his men reacted. After holding back for a long time, I finally managed to hold back a small Pi. Everyone has been waiting for a long time. When they heard a "goo", the general quickly shouted: "This fart was put by Chu (pig)!" The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "Lang (Wolf) farted!" When Cao Cao stared, others thought that Cao Cao was too slow, so he quickly took it on himself. Xiahou Dun insisted: "Fart comes from London!" "no!" Huang Xu heard a retort, "fart is shaking out! Xun You said, "Fart comes from you!" ! Man Chong said, "Fart is a pet!" Jiang Ji said: "Fart comes from the economy! "Guo Tu said," Fart is a picture (vomit)! "Zhong You said," Here comes the fart! "So ... Taurus:" Fart is gold! "Cao Hong:" Fart is red! " Zhang Nan: "Fart is south (blue)! "... Cao Cao was already flushed and was about to get angry. Counselor Guo Jia shouted, "None of them are right, none of them are right! Everyone is wrong! "... is my number one strategist. Cao Cao secretly thought. Guo Jia went on to say: "The fart was released by Jia (clip)!" Liu Bei and others have been laughing ... Cao Cao fainted.