Humorous jokes about losing weight

Lan is a female coach and Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team, and Lv Nan is the main force of women's basketball team. Lu trained Lan Nan in the men's basketball team and Lan Nan in the women's basketball team. Did you poke your smile? Today, let's look at a humorous joke about losing weight!

A humorous joke about losing weight is 1 1. You have to lose weight! ? The doctor advised the patient: What are you going to do now?

? Swallow daggers in the circus. ?

? You must go on a diet and swallow needles from tomorrow, and you can't exceed five needles a day. ?

2. Before and after meals

A fat man asked a doctor for a panacea to lose weight. The doctor said: You should drink more tea. ?

? I drink almost every day. ?

? You should exercise more and sleep less. ?

? I only sleep for three hours every day, and I exercise most of the time. ? The fat man said seriously.

The doctor is anxious: then, if you only eat a piece of bread every day, you will definitely lose weight. ?

The fat man said happily:? Great! But before or after meals?

A humorous joke about losing weight: 2 1,? Girls who love to laugh are not too unlucky, are they? This sentence refers to the kind of girl who laughs at jokes and bows her head shyly, not you? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Don't feel sorry for a girl with thick fingers. The gold ring given by my boyfriend will be big after that! But first, you must have ...

3. The netizens are indignant and the passers-by are indifferent. I don't know whether netizens don't go to the streets or passers-by don't surf the Internet.

Brazil is one of the few teams that beat China in the history of the World Cup.

5. Men have different tastes. Some people like to be tall, others like to be short. But in summer, their tastes will become "unified: those who wear less."

6、? How hot is it? The thought of salary chilled my heart. ? ? Do you still want the bonus? No, you will freeze to death. ?

As a rich tramp, my biggest worry is that I don't know how to fill in the address when I buy online.

8. Humans generally have a subconscious mind, which attributes others' failures to lack of ability and their own failures to bad luck.

9. Life always takes a slap in the face, and then a sweet jujube. This is the law of nature. If you suddenly receive a basket of sweet dates, don't be in a hurry to be happy, it may not slap you right away.

A humorous joke about losing weight is 3 1. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one noticed how long the ugly girl lived.

2. Don't wash your coat after eating hot pot, hang your clothes in the kitchen and cook with the fragrance of hot pot for a week without seasoning.

A star asked the producer to increase his pay tenfold after the film was finished, otherwise he would take drugs.

4, you go to work with the mood of going to the grave, thinking about less salary! I'm glad the boss didn't send you money. ...

I spent 30 yuan on fortune telling today. When the fortune teller pinched his finger, his hand cramped, and he insisted that it was a work-related injury and asked for 100 yuan.

Although I am rich, I have never had a good sleep, and I am happy when I wake up every night.

7, take a selfie for one minute, Meitu has ten years of work.

8. "Warning motto": Don't search for things bought in physical stores on Taobao; The so-called genuine products bought in Taobao, don't compare them in specialty stores.

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